RE: Preasident of Iran in America

Personally I would like to see this guy grabbed along with his entire entourage and held hostage just like the Iranian students did to our embassy employees back in the 70's. Let's keep them blindfolded and humiliated and paraded through lower Manhattan. A little old testament justice is in order here. Only trouble is, the people of Iran probably wouldn't lift a finger to get that douchebag back and we would have to feed the SOB for the rest of his life.
Of course we could always make him pick up garbage along the side of the road or make license plates. He's gotta be good for something.

RE: I have a question for all of you men...

Let me give you some advice. When you put out a question even a good one, there is no garrantee that somebody wont make a joke out of it. You have to be prepared to accept that. It would be much worse if nobpdy responded to your question. Remember this old saying:
"Many a true word is said in jest." just go with the flow. Your thread is 2 pages already so you're very successful already and you did get some very good honest answers.handshake

RE: Just foul!!!!!!

So sorry but that story is about as true as KFC is breeding chickens without feet. In other words it simply is not true.

A roach egg is about 5/16" (8mm) long and about 3/16" (4mm) thick. That's about twice the size of a cooked grain of rice. Kinda hard to hide something that big in the gum of an envelope. Not only that but in a roach egg case there are typically about 20 roaches.

This is an urban legend that has been around for years.

Good story though albeit kind of disgusting.barf

RE: What is your field of expertise?

You have a beautiful eye.kiss

RE: If OBAMA became PRESIDENT...

What are you smoking?

RE: What is your field of expertise?

I was a race car mechanic, also driving instructor to budding racing drivers (how to safely negotiate a turn using as little time as possible, passing techniques, etc). Suspension dynamics expert specializing in damper designs and high speed vehicle dynamics.

Currently an independant contractor (trucker).

RE: The Cooldude is inviting 2 ladies and one dude in CS to an all inclusive excursion.

Once again I find myself wishing you well. I guess the 3 most important things in love and relationships are the same ones in real estate,...... Location, Location, Location!

RE: Do you believe terrorism has anything to do with religion...?

Religion and politics have been mixed since the before the pyrimids were built.

RE: What do you do or say, when you COME...?

OOOOOOOOOO MMMMMMMMM AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH YESSSSSSS OOOOOOOOOOHHHHH OH GOD AAAAAAAAAAHHHH OOOOOOOOOO FJSSDUIOFYOW7E5Q34JH
LOLOLOLOL

RE: is he a player or serious

I think it's very difficult for a woman to spot a male player. I also think it's difficult for a man to spot a female player. On the other hand, a male player sticks out like a sore thumb to another man and the same goes for a female player. If you have any brothers or male friends you trust to read some of his emails they will peg him for a player pretty quickly if he is one.

As to reasons he disappeared? He could be married & was caught by his wife with his hand in the cookie jar. He could have been talking to another woman and lost interest in you. He could have dropped dead. This sounds extreme but it happens.

RE: We are all going to die....

Might be worth rereading this thread I started a few months ago on the subject of death.



What a depressing thread this is.
Let's think about living and loving.dancing

RE: We are all going to die....

And while we're at it, what the hell is a "slapper"?

RE: We are all going to die....

That's why they hire co-pilots.

BTW< what exactly is a "scouse"? This word is unknown in America.

RE: Bad Poetry

I think it would have been better if the original poster took a different approach, say, mention that yes there is a lot of sub par poetry that shows up here and maybe offer some pointers to improve what people create. There's nothing wrong with constructive criticism in fact most amature poets would welcome it.

I've posted some of my poems, some were very well recieved and some were totally ignored as well they should be. I don't really know what good poetry is. I know what I like and when I read something I like, I say so, if not, I keep quiet. Who am I to judge another persons work when I don't even know if my stuff is any good?

One more point. Just because a poem is published doesn't mean it's any good, conversely, just because a poem isn't published doesn't mean it's bad.

RE: THE WORST DATE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why does this remind me of Jonathan Swift?rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Have you ever dated anyone out of your race?

Unless I have been out of HS too long hispanic and Indians are members of the caucasian race.professor

RE: Worst Profile Mistakes You've Seen!

Ya know it's women like you that make me wish I was 30 again. sigh

Thanks hon. blushing kiss

RE: Worst Profile Mistakes You've Seen!

I better go look at my profileuh oh

RE: DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH????????

raccoon, I like your new pic, big improvement. Now all you need is a beret and you'll look like Che guevara.

RE: when a guy looks at a woman's profile......

body type
smokes
religeous
height
location
kids

RE: Shockwaves

"shattered shards
of lives undone
all strewn across the sky
a smoky nimbus
drawn deep into unwary lungs"

I have family who live in Queens NY. They were downwind from the WTC and they were forced to breathe that "smoky nimbus" for days after the towers fell. Who knows what evil lurks in the lungs of a million New Yorkers? Who knows the true body count of victims traceable to that event?

RE: Proper Spelling???

"'u r gr8t' is an assault on the eye for me and distracts me from the content."

Thank you baja! I react the same way. It forces me to stop reading and to go back and re-read the sentence several times just to be sure I got the correct meaning. These "shortcuts" are only working for the writer. The reader is slowed to a crawl!

aNotHer aSsaUlt on tHe eyE is wHeN pEopLe spEll seNTenCeS liKe tHis.

While I'm at it, I wish people would take a minute to learn the difference between two, to & too.

RE: Do you believe in love at first site?

1.........2........3.......It looks like tinymac isn't gonna get up...4
That was a beautiful left hook......5.......6.......tinymac's mouthpiece just fell out......7.........Come on big boy........8..........9..........10...And tinymac is out, the winner and STILL Bamtam weight champion of the woooooooooold is KNITTENKITTEN!!!!!cheering cheering cheering

RE: What if you're just not interested?

Didn't I send you a flower once, and you told me to take a long walk off a short pier?rolling on the floor laughing

RE: a particularly lonely night

It's interesting how regeonal food is. Different places have different dishes that are virtually unknown in other areas. a buttered hard roll in NYC comes to mind and potato pancakes in Brooklyn. Some call them Latka's. Best eaten with applesauce.

RE: a particularly lonely night

I thought tastecakes were from new england someplace.

RE: What was your childhood dream?

My dream was to go to Africa to see all the wild anumals and live in the bush. That way I wouldn't have to go to school.

Another dream was to save $10,000 and buy a sailboat and spend the rest of my life sailing around the Carribean and the world. Inflation took a bite out of that dream.

Another was to build my own rocketship and fly to the moon. My friend Albert Volidka was coming with me. We were going to invite our classmate Herman Kolbinger but his heart was not too good and we figured he wouldn't survive the trip. Me and Albert were actually planning the trip. We were gonna steal a radar set from the Brooklyn Navy Yard for the rocket though we had no clue what we would use it for. We were gonna use home made gunpowder from my chenistry set for fuel. rolling on the floor laughing I told Albert he would have to take a bath before we blasted off. barf

I still haven't given up on building a submarine.

RE: sacrifice a goat- - ooo K

What he ^^^^ said!!!

Oh the hypocracy!

RE: who has the most fun, likeable, or online name u like and why?

mmmmmm
they taste like candy winekiss kiss

RE: who has the most fun, likeable, or online name u like and why?

Saying my name makes you pucker up 2 times. rolling on the floor laughing

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