The newfie says to the bartender "get me a drink before the fight starts." The bartender gives him the drink and the newfie downs it. The newfie says "give me another drink before the fight starts." The bartender hands him the drink and says " here you go, and by the way, who is fighting?"
The newfie replies "me and you when you find out I can't pay for these drinks."
I tend to think he been kicked out by his mother or gf and needs a place to shelter, or he is looking for a visa. Sad part is that if he is persistent enough, he will find it.
When people hit a certain age, they generally know what they want and what they don't want. Women and men tend to be more picky than when they are younger because after some experience, they know themselves more and know what they are looking for and a lot will not settle for anything less.
Dating do get harder as you get older because most people are looking for something specific more so and will not settle for less.
Don't feel bad, they don't want me either. I mean, I know I'm ugly, fat, bald, broke, lives with my mother, depressed, smokes pot, and got no friends but dammit, I'm the best 9 seconds they will ever have
Truthfully, most people who are single after a certain age are single for a reason (me included). Its hard dating and finding the right match when you get past your teens and 20s. In the meantime, the man you are looking for is probably not going to be on a dating site like this one. Try going to say coffee houses, look for hobby groups, interest groups. He is out there, you just need to filter through a bit of crap to find him.
I watched something one night that could be described as a UFO. My buddy came to my door one night after 11, he had a blank look on his face and just said "come see the ufo". I dressed up and left with him, on the way thinking it might be a fast moving satellite or something.
This was no satellite.
The light from it didn't even look like a light that was being generated by anything we know of, it had a very unusual tone and characteristics. I'm pretty sure it wasn't a marker light, more of a pure energy type of light.
It would hover in place, then literally in a flash of light, it would be on the other side of the sky at a dead stop. It would drop, climb, move instantly with no acceleration or deceleration, it was all instant. This thing was using a propulsion system unlike anything we have on this planet. There would be no point in shooting it down with a missile, it would make even the hypersonic missile look like a snail trying to catch a cheetah pumped full of meth and steroids. It would be many thousands of kms away well out of range before the missile even detected that it has moved.
We watched this thing from the time I left the house till the next morning, it just hung out in the sky doing very unnatural things. My only regret is not having a powerful flashlight, I would have tried to signal it and see what happened. I heard lots of abduction stories but never heard of a story where anyone got hurt.
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The newfie says to the bartender "get me a drink before the fight starts." The bartender gives him the drink and the newfie downs it. The newfie says "give me another drink before the fight starts." The bartender hands him the drink and says " here you go, and by the way, who is fighting?"The newfie replies "me and you when you find out I can't pay for these drinks."