well, what I would love to do, but I don't have the guts is this.
I have been a postman for 3 years in the past and sometimes a dog was waiting inside behind the mailbox in the door. And then when I put the mail into the box the dog immediately grabbed it, without barking or whatever. And although I knew the dog is there often, I was in shock for a moment. Later I kept holding the post tight and the dog shredded it all. What I would love to do to such dogs is put a piece of heavy fireworks in an enveloppe, light the fuse and stick it through the mailbox. See how the owners will look when they see a dog who's head is blown off.
Mary, 94 years old and deaf as a hornet is sitting in the church when the priest says: Everybody who betrayed his partner last week has to come forward. Mary asked her husband what the priest said and her husband uses his hands saying: The priest said that if you want a peppermint you have to come forward. So Mary stood in line and the priest said with handgestures: Mary, you at your age? Mary answered: Yeah, just because I don't have my teeth anymore doesn't mean I can't suck
When I was about 20 and I went to the wedding of a niece or nephew, my uncles were always pushing me in the side saying, and you're the next one, right? They quitted to do that when I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
I begin to wonder more and more if it isn't all a hoax about covid. From today on we have to show a qr-code to prove that we are vaccinated if we want to visit a pub, restaurant or cinema. A statesecretary told this morning to the newspaper that she doubted if it will work and that it has negative effects on the community. She was fired at once.
And when we look back at the Mexican flu pandemic, it was almost the same, only then we didn't had to wear a facemask, there was no 1.5 m society.
I live my life the way I want to, I don't care much about other people or society, most people are complete idiots. Like people buying an expensive house, while they are single and have no relatives, when they die the house will go to the state. My grandfather had bought a house, but he had a big family. When he became ill, he was taken to the hospital for his last months, his wife was forced to sell the house and she was gone to an elderly home. All the money from the house went to the hospital, and even if he would have stayed there for one week, the money would have been gone.
When my mother will die, I might earn some money, but then first I have to pay 35% to the tax-office. While my mother already payed tax over her money.
We are all cheated by our governments, and I'll cheat back whereever I can.
In the Netherlands most restrictions are gone, but from today on, we have to show a pass that we are vaccinated when we want to go into a pub. Only when you sit outside it ain't necessary, but if you want to go to the toilet, you need the pass. They expect to quit all regulations on the 1st of November, but it depends on the situation the coming month.
Strange thing is, last year we heard every day how many people tested positive that day, and now the numbers are going down they say: Last week there are 16% less positive tested people. That doesn't say anything, if last week were 100 people positive then now 84, if it were 25 people last week then now 21.
In my oppinion that proves that the pandemic is as good as gone, but they want to let us live in fear, worried as they are the numbers will rise again, or to keep us under control.
yesterday it was sunny and hot today cloudy and cold. You never can rely on the dutch weather.
Once they said we would have a lovely easter weekend, so I packed my tent, clothes, food and drink in my kajak and went for a trip. Well, the first night it started raining and it kept raining for the rest of the weekend, it rained to hard to get out of my tent.
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well, what I would love to do, but I don't have the guts is this.I have been a postman for 3 years in the past and sometimes a dog was waiting inside behind the mailbox in the door. And then when I put the mail into the box the dog immediately grabbed it, without barking or whatever. And although I knew the dog is there often, I was in shock for a moment. Later I kept holding the post tight and the dog shredded it all.
What I would love to do to such dogs is put a piece of heavy fireworks in an enveloppe, light the fuse and stick it through the mailbox. See how the owners will look when they see a dog who's head is blown off.