the crime in my country seems to get worse by the hour. Gökman T. who hijacked a tram and killed 4 persons is in jail for life. Now in jail he managed to make some sort of knife and stabbed a guard, luckily the guard isn't very bad hurt. Deadpenalty should be great here.
Three men, two dutchies and a Belgian are building a house. Everyday they have lunch together, and on a certain day the first dutchman says: again cheese on my bread, I'm sick and tired of cheese. If my wife puts cheese on my bread again tomorrow, I commit suicide. The second dutchman looks on his bread and says: again sandwich spread on my bread, I'm sick and tired of sandwich spread. If my wife puts sandwich spread on my bread again tomorrow, I commit suicide. The Belgian looks and says: Again peanut butter on my bread, if there's peanut butter on my bread again tomorrow, I commit suicide.
The next day it's cheese, sandwich spread and peanut butter again, so the three men write a note to their wifes that they're sick and tired of cheese, sandwich spread and peanut butter, and that they can't take it no more. After finishing the notes they all jump of the roof, and all 3 guys are dead.
At the funeral, the wife of the Belgian sobs: I don't understand it, he always made his own bread.
well my fav is the mango surprise, a desert I discovered in Vietnam. 2 double folded pancakes filled with mango and on top some icecream and warm chocolatesauce. Yesterday I made some pancakes with bacon, banana and syrup, also jammie, have some stuff left so today I will bake them with bacon, ananas and cheese.
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RE: How is the crime situation in your country?
the crime in my country seems to get worse by the hour. Gökman T. who hijacked a tram and killed 4 persons is in jail for life. Now in jail he managed to make some sort of knife and stabbed a guard, luckily the guard isn't very bad hurt. Deadpenalty should be great here.