RE: BLATANT BLATHERING THREAD....NO SERIOUS CONTENT...YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

Hi RAYyawn

I mean what I say, and say what I mean.

So I shall say it again. Now listen carefully, and don't pretend you don't understand just because you're French (well, I still think pretend French...)

I am Italian. I also happen to be Australian. As of two weeks ago, I now have dual citizenship. Why the heck else would I say that? Damned French!!!devil help

RE: Astrology Match

Hi jbibiza!hug (another Aquarian, yippee!!!)

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RE: Astrology Match

Hi coolieno
wave

RE: Astrology Match

Let's see, hmmmm

So far, I've been matched with my son, (Saggitarious), and Hugz!!!!! Hi darling!kiss

RE: Astrology Match

I think all the matchless people should be matched!

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RE: Astrology Match

You're out the window, did you say? You're not going to jump RAY, surely? Get back in!

We're all just having some fun here!!!

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RE: Astrology Match

Jeepers RAY,

You're not still here!!!

Thank goodness I have to go to work doh

RE: Astrology Match

A spanner in the works....

Then if we were going to be more precise, we should provide you with our birth times, which hemisphere were were in, what phase the moon was in ...laugh

If you then use the Chinese calendar, you soon find it throws most if not all, the above, out the window!!!

They also take into account how many months apart your birthdays are. Usually around six months is required. But, hey, like everything else, it's not so simple.

Besides, most of my best friends have been, and are, other Aquarians, of which I am one!!! We're all a bit mad!!!dunno


RE: Astrology Match

An Aquarian here.

Methinks we're pretty matchless though! help

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RE: BLATANT BLATHERING THREAD....NO SERIOUS CONTENT...YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

Better go while the going's good!!!

Ta ta's allwave

RE: BLATANT BLATHERING THREAD....NO SERIOUS CONTENT...YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

rolling on the floor laughing You assume too much!!!

Why on earth would I expect you to hold an intelligent conversation???rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: BLATANT BLATHERING THREAD....NO SERIOUS CONTENT...YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

Yes, don't know why I read it though, given the warning!

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Hi stooiewave

RE: BLATANT BLATHERING THREAD....NO SERIOUS CONTENT...YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

Did you say fluid? Now that's an idea. In the form of a nice drop of rose' or maybe some Bombay gin!

That's what you pretend French drive me to! wine

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RE: Write a word beginning with the last letter of the previous one.

halogen

RE: BLATANT BLATHERING THREAD....NO SERIOUS CONTENT...YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

That would be right. Bloody French... always shrug and pretend they don't understand. And on that note, how come you speak English? confused

You're obviously not really French. Because every French person I have ever met, only ever spoke French!very mad

RE: BLATANT BLATHERING THREAD....NO SERIOUS CONTENT...YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

Hi Itlmstrouble

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RE: BLATANT BLATHERING THREAD....NO SERIOUS CONTENT...YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

Why do you resent that RAY???

Some form of identification with the SARDOODLE perchance? Feeling fishy and scaly, are we??? laugh:

Just because it sounds Frnch, honestly!snooty

RE: BLATANT BLATHERING THREAD....NO SERIOUS CONTENT...YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

What dancing monkey?

It was the 'monkeys as waiters' thread. Get your fact right, RAY!!!

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RE: Write a word beginning with the last letter of the previous one.

crystal

RE: BLATANT BLATHERING THREAD....NO SERIOUS CONTENT...YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

Yes, can't you just see it? The prized "SARDOODLE", winning dog shows all over the world!

Except it has a slight fishy smell, and with fur that feels more like scales!

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RE: BLATANT BLATHERING THREAD....NO SERIOUS CONTENT...YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

So inspiring. In fact, you might have inspired the name for a new breed of poodle!!!laugh

Japanese restaurant trains two monkeys as waiters!!!

Gives a different slant to 'working for peanuts!!!'

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Hi wixomwave

Japanese restaurant trains two monkeys as waiters!!!

laugh G'day to you, RAY

wave

Japanese restaurant trains two monkeys as waiters!!!

What I would like my little monkey to do is to pour me a glass of chilled wine ready for when I walk in the door this evening drink pouring

Then give me a hug, and later on walk all over my back for a good ol' japanese massage (being a small monkey, he or she wouldn't be very heavy, so no spinal damage expected!!!), before running a nice, hot bath, full of oils and salts......Aaaah, I feel good already......daydream

Japanese restaurant trains two monkeys as waiters!!!

Oh, dear. I am SOOO slow on the uptake!daydream hmmm

I am back for a while!wave

Japanese restaurant trains two monkeys as waiters!!!

Bet you skidded straight up to your designated table!!!

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Japanese restaurant trains two monkeys as waiters!!!

Just sneaking back in quickly. My boss might be looking. hole Hang on , that's me! laugh

What I wanted to say is: You know the saying:

"Be careful what you wish for" ???please

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Japanese restaurant trains two monkeys as waiters!!!

Oh, I know that. Just kidding with you,lol devil

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Japanese restaurant trains two monkeys as waiters!!!

Hang on,

Now depends on what monkey business you get up to with your students!!!

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Japanese restaurant trains two monkeys as waiters!!!

These little primates work two- hour shifts and perform duties such as hand out hot towels to customers in an eating establishment.

The proprietors say they perform better than humans!!!

Hmmm. Question:

If you had your own little primate friend, what 'monkey business' would you train it to do???

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