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Pence's one man parade in honor of Trump (Satire from Andy Borowitz)Perhaps you are aware of the controversy surrounding the Hitler-like military parade that Trump wants to begin. For one thing, some estimate the c...

I Was All ExcitedI got a mail. But it was a scammer.....................

Reach out to me..."Reach out to me" is the catch-phrase that replaced the old "Let's touch base" LTB is already on my list of pet peeves for being over used. The phra...

Covid...19.My dearest and nearest East or west Home is the best Take some more rest Don't call any guest Enjoy your home fest Don't do any out going zest...

lolA new supermarket opened in my area. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant...

Tax Audit - Waste Not Want NotAt the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the books of a synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi...

The GenieAn elderly woman was rocking on her front porch when her dog, Rover, appeared with a lamp in his mouth. The woman took the lamp from the dog and_poof...

The Inverse VampireIt's been raining here a lot recently. In fact, this is the rainiest spring & summer in New Jersey (USA) that I remember. This week alone I was rai...

AL SHARPTON CAN’T SPELL ARETHA FRANKLIN SONG: ‘R-E-S-P-I-C-T’Haha, now this is funny. Although nobody watches Al Sharpton’s Show this is a moment that can’t be missed. While honoring the late Aretha Franklin, Sh...

Important Facts To RememberImportant Facts to Remember as We Grow Older: Number 7 - Death is the number 1 killer in the world. Number 6 - Life is sexually transmitted...

Cat BathIt all goes wrong at 4:46...

Its Not FairIts just not fair. All of the women are looking for decent normal guys, no one looking for a rude crude dude anymore....

ISIS at the EurovisionISIS at the Eurovision...

Some Norm Peterson quotes from CheersHow's it going Mr. Peterson? "It's a dog-eat-dog world, and I'm wearing Milkbone Underwear" "Beer please Woody." "Isn't it a little early Mr Pete...

Timeless, and time sensitive comedy....Grew up with the 3 stooges, Don rRickles, laughin and the Marx Bros., among many others. Laughed a lot, with all the family. Since women wisely avoid...

Grandma is eighty eight years old and still drives her own carThe other day I went up to our local Christian bookstore and saw a ‘Honk if you love Jesus’ bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day...

does sombody else see a blue halo above his head ??does sombody else see a blue halo above his head ?? or is my phone just broken?...

PersevereYoung preacher Nathan was sitting in a lunch counter eating spaghetti and salad. He opened an envelope he’d just received that morning from his mother...

The GardenDid you hear about the race in the garden? The hose was running, the lettuce was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup!...

A Needed LaughThe neighbors thought it was odd, but 93 year old Morton was dating again. One Monday morning Morton woke up with a funny feeling that something impo...

lolThe beautiful secretary of a bank president was asked to squire around the king of a wealthy African kingdom, one of the bank's most important clients...

boredTwo bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive Blonde woman from Alabama arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000)...

We all need a good laugh. Donald at his bestRelax those smile muscles.

Quote of the night - Jimmy Fallon“Of course, it’s a dark stain on his legacy; but on the bright side, Trump finally managed to win a popular vote,” ~ Jimmy Fallon...

Irish PainterTo be sure...... to be sure.....we just love the Irish!! A painter by the name of Paddy Mc Manus, while not a brilliant scholar, was a gifted portrai...

lolA man comes to a doctor and, twitching his fingers and stuttering, finally manages to say, "Doctor, I have a s*xual performance problem. Can you help...

jokes....A man who thought he was John the Baptist was disturbing the neighborhood, so for public safety, he was committed. He was put in a room with another c...

ABOUT GROWING OLDER …First ~ Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. Second ~ The older we get, the fewer thin...

just for funA man walks into a pub, notices a very large jar on the counter,and sees that it's 'stuffed solid' with £10 notes. He guesses there must be at least t...

Presenting Trump's newest African-AmericanThis was on a couple of nights ago;...

How to kill the coronavirus...

A Little old Biker LadyLMAO!!! A little old lady wanted to join a biker club. She knocked on the door of a local biker club and a big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all...

Announcing the new CS emojiNo if ands or butts about it. Sorry to drop this on you. Butt, just don't overuse it and make an asz out of yourself....