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lolTwo Blonde men were in the woods hunting. One looked at the other and said, "I've got to take a shit." The other said, "Well go behind one of those...

To make you smileA lady comes home from her doctor's appointment grinning from ear to ear. Her husband asks, "Why are you so happy?" The wife says, "The doctor told me...

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A blog about the blogsThe real world. So where do we begin. At the risk of being hipakritical but a comment or too about our blogs as is the title. Chillyarse,nasicti...

Little Johnny And Susie Were Planning To Get WedLittle Johnnie and Susie are only 10 years old, but they just know that they are in love. One day they decided that they want to get married, so Jo...

Little HumorQ: What do you call a dog who can do magic? (scroll down) A: Labracadabrador...

Cant take that ChanceA man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You c...

They Say ThatWhen a woman likes a man, she speaks in a higher than normal voice. That would explain why when women talk to me, they sound like Barry White....

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Not wanting to feel left out.......after you ladies read crazy;s blog about her screen saver love of her lifes huge beef jerkies meat, and scaring the shit out of the blue rinse bed...

Waiting for the SunA man sat at home one day and looked at the sun. He wondered where it went at night so he hatched a plan. He would watch the sun! He woke early the ne...

You Can't Make This Sh*t UpMany people sell things due to their name or brand...and now introducing a Trump- Lee Greenwood Bible called "God Bless America Bible" and apparently...

Liz Cheney is thinking about running for president, the Don Knows!...

Ponderisms for SeniorsI don't need anger management. I need people to stop ticking me off! Old age is coming at a really bad time! When I was a child I though...

Bill Clinton At The Pearly GatesThe scene: HEAVEN The year: 2031 President Clinton finishes his time on earth and approaches the Pearly Gates of Heaven. "And who might you be?...

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verbal diarrheathe master has spoken .... and we all know who that is ????.. on his visit to the uk ..the one and only ..just could not zip it ... so now the whole...

October is Awarenes Month...

Dead Penguins - I never knew this!Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica? Where do they go? Wonder no more ! ! ! It is a known fact that...

FunniesInstead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow? Only to be troubled and insecure? If I break the laws of Physics do...

Trevor Noah on Kim Kardashian's visit to the Whitehouse"Like with any episode of the Kardashians there's a big butt."...

The DuckA duck walks into a restaurant around lunchtime, sits down and orders a soda and a sandwich. The bartender looks at him and says, "Wow, a talking d...

dissespace of disse Not sure if a malfunction in the space of disse is the reason so many people here have such "shitty" livers...

The Haircut(Blessed are those who can give without remembering.....and take without forgetting.) One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the...

Graveyard shift...Ok I drew the short straw and get to spend the next 10 hours guarding the boat from opitunists while we're at the wharf... Let's see if anyone is o...

The Male Robot Companion (MaRC) - a reviewThe way to sell to a man is to mark the product as exclusive and double the price. The way to sell to a woman is to say she can have two for the p...

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I just 'figured it'I have always wondered why girls rub their eyes when they wake up. And now after all these years I finally figured it out and the answer is : Be...

Are You Listening, Borty??Once upon a time, on another, er, permissive website, a character who professed to a certain fetish posted occasionally, sharing his travels and trava...

Ah, remembering the glory days of MD...

Wakeup KissHave you ever woken up in the morning, just felt lucky that you are alive, looked at the beautiful gal sleeping next to you, and then leaned ove...

Forrest Gump DiesThe day finally arrived.Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself. However, the gates ar...

Girls Night OutThe other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours pa...