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Wise SayingsThe idea is to die young as late as possible Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long. Every now and then I throw in one of those ty...

some good advice for men......

Family Togetherness.............A man and woman were celebrating 50 years together. Their three kids, all very successful, agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honor. "Happy Anniver...

Understanding EngineersUnderstanding Engineers #1: Two engineering students were biking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" Th...

stop cryingfor gods sake ,what is wrong with people ,,stop crying because things did not go your way, man up and deal with it , instead of behaving like spoil...

Photo Caption Contest - Bear back porch doorHey, you know the drill by now. Have fun adding your own photo caption(s) for the following photo, if you would like. Or just chuckle at any that yo...

Having a heck of a day......I was sitting there at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swi...

A Few ChucklesMy wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have Sex?' 'No,' she answe...

Made A DecisionI decided that my sex life needs some variety So I started using my other hand....

Facebook PeopleFor those of our older generation who don't comprehend why Facebook exists. I am making friends outside of Facebook while applying the same pr...

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Jokes fresh in by email. Thought of you straightaw2. A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later......'Da-ad....' 'What?' 'I'm thirsty. Can you bring a drink of water?' 'No, You...

Birthday Suprise JokeBenny decided to buy a present for his Uncle Sam’s birthday, so with his older brother’s help he bought a present, gift wrapped it, and brought it ove...

Justice Ginsburg SpeaksTag - Satire ================ Ginsburg: ‘I Am Mentally Fit Enough To Serve Through The End Of President Eisenhower’s Term’ WASHINGTON, D.C.—Dis...

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Old AgeLast Will and Testament: Being of sound mind, I spent all my money. A man has reached middle age when he is cautioned to slow down by his doctor in...

Urban Sports... I love it.{youtube]

Happy Birthday to.... Jay LenoThe comedian, actor and former Tonight Show host turns 71 today.

Kyle Rittenhouse Asked To Step Outside And Defend The Courthouse While Verdict Is Being ReadImage address - KENOSHA, WI—Moments before reading the verdict, the twelve jurors in the...

2 secondsYes I've had too much time on my hands lately. Why is there a 2second rule surely if it falls on the floor it takes less than 2 seconds to collect...

Husband DownHaha!! This is a Good one!! A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Miller Lite and puts it in thei...

The Latest Trump Scandal ?Satire from The Borowitz Report Public Demands Investigation of Why F.B.I. Infiltrators in Trump Campaign Failed to Prevent Him from Being Elected...

Husband StoreA store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a des...

Trumps mugshotpage down. 10 or 11 times to find it

One Liners2. The only reason I am fat is because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality. 3. Was going to rob a bank today but the pen was chained to...

Priest and Pilot Go To HeavenA priest dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who's dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans....

MarriageMarriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you a club and a spade....

COW HIT BY A LIMO>>> Suddenly, a cow runs out onto the road, and a limo driving late at night, hits it head on, and the car comes to a stop. The woman in the back seat...

If you could call your younger self…. What would you say?Calling long distance , hi, your me, please don’t ride that bike today, Don’t ever eat McDonalds, don’t tell dad you found his porno, don’t fall...

some old sayings my dad use to say...Whore bait A*shole Pete It don't take a scissor bell. dirty pot licker water the horse I am not even sure what some of these mean. I think I...

How do you break up a fist fight between 2 blind men ?It's really quite simple, All you do is shout....... "Hey I got $20 on the one with the knife."...

Something to Brighten Your DayA Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph, enjoyin...

lolThere was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and she arrived there just before a business man coming to quench his thirst. She o...