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Just Three WordsA 76-year-old man is having a drink at the Meadows Country Club bar. Suddenly a gorgeous girl enters and sits down a few seats away. The girl is so at...

The most honest Lib'rul everShockingly true. Finally someone in the Lib'rul world sees and expresses the truth.  Way to go Jonatha...

The Tug Toner...

Christmas SmilesOffice Holiday Memo To: All Employees From: Management Subject: Office conduct during the Christmas season Effective immediately, employees sh...

I'm Not Totally UselessI can be used as a bad example.............................

Adams RibAdam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, “What is wrong with you?” Adam said, “Lord, I don’t have anyone...

Biden Explains We Can Only Come Together As A Nation By Exterminating The Republican HalfWASHINGTON, D.C. — In a stirring call for unity and peace in America, President Biden today called for killing off half the country. "It's real sim...

I love a Good JokeEdith and Marie were outside their nursing home, having a smoke when it started to rain. Edith pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her c...

Amazing what money can do.....Graham Martin is in Hospital: Who the hell is GRAHAM? Well Graham is the geezer who got home late one night and Helen his wife, says. "Where the hel...

You look just like...At the age of 17, I was often told I looked like musician/singer Arlo Guthrie. He had an album out, performed at Woodstock Festival in 1969 and his fa...

Photo Caption Contest - joggerYou know the drill by now. Have some fun adding you own photo caption(s), if you like. My first entry is.....Yeah, yeah, rub it in. Here's t...

Murkun Politics Made Simple In Under 4 Minutes - For Y'all Non-Political Folks ......

Happy New Year to all.Happy New Year to all here. I have been looking at the blogs. Many blogers are gone it seems. The Usual Suspects The Hate Monge...

An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane...An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a...

Today's humor...I thought I'd offer some lighthearted humor to all the political ruckus currently going on this month. In the news this morning, it's reported that fo...

Beware of Lie Detector Robots!A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what...

I got pulled over for speeding...On the way back from the Mexican shoemaker 'Zapatos' I had my new boots on and suddenly I see some blue lights flashing in my rear view mirror. It was...

The MotoristA motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police dep...

Actors you think were already dead....I grew up watching this mans films.......

Bar Excuse JokeHarry was sick and tired of being constantly badgered by his wife Barbara for spending so much time at the bar. Hoping it would help matters, Harry in...

Old what's his face...My dad had a great memory for tidbits of information... with the exception of someone's name. Two seconds after they introduced themselves, he'd forge...

Funny But CuteA husband and wife attend a small service at the local church one Sunday morning. The man was very moved by the preacher's sermon, so he stopped to sh...

lolA soldier ran up to a nun out of breath and asked, "Please, may I hide under your skirt?" I'll explain later, the nun agreed... A moment later 2 mil...

This one has so much truth in it, it's not even funny.Satire from The Borowitz Report Twenty Million Witnesses Come Forward Claiming They Saw Kavanaugh Lie Under Oath By Andy Borowitz October 1...

I Sold My House This WeekI got a pretty good price for it too, but it sure made my landlord as mad as hell....

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PuddlesThree ducks appeared in court one day for causing a disturbance at the park. As the ducks approached the stand, the judge called the first duck up and...

Christmas ShoppingFrank and Dianne were in a local shopping center just before Christmas. Dianne suddenly noticed that Frank was missing, and as they had a lot to d...

Timely Andy strikes again !Satire from The Borowitz Report Rick Scott Accuses Democrats of Trying to Thwart G.O.P.’s Successful Voter Suppression By Andy Borowitz 11:05...

On TwitterThis one was actually published last year. But in some ways, I think it may be even more appropriate in the near future. Enjoy. Satire from...

SleepersWell, some come here to CS for 'Lurv," and finding none within reach, move on to other things. Others, however, are reliable -- like clockwork -- i...

Some people are thinking Biden is Brain dead.Could this be true or can qualified doctors evaluating his mental abilities be wrong. Put the speaker of the house in charge. Its a shame Doctor Jil...

Schmokin Hot...Years ago, I came across a dating site that had video chat rooms. I think the way the interface worked was someone would open a room and they would b...