RE: HI..........Dose the truth really set you free...?

Only if the truth is "not guilty" ... See?, you might like to have a think about that hey.

RE: Armageddon

Nothing to worry about, no big deal really.

RE: Describe The Poster Above You

He has an enchilada like a bazouki.

RE: whats on your mind...

Well, dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians.

RE: whats on your mind...

Tell her to bring her motorbike helmet.

RE: whats on your mind...

Maybe all 3 of us should meet up and work things out.

RE: That's nice...

Yeah its not too bad, now its on

888

RE: Describe The Poster Above You

He's on acid

RE: Garden

Yeah, they hang out everywhere here.

RE: Garden

I'm much closer to the coast now I've moved house. About 80 metres from the beach, maybe less...

RE: Garden

Too funny! I was in the Op shop today having a look at the books, and saw a Burke's backyard. I had a chuckle to myself thinking there's going to be a whole lot more of his books there soon...

Turmeric and ginger, the wallabies will allow me to grow. Beach sand, have to add a lot of stuff to it. I noticed the high tide today, I think the Christmas king tides will be in my yard...

RE: Garden

My first ever watermelon is fist sized already. Picked about 20 kilos of mangoes the other day, another 20 or so later in the week if I beat the bats and wallabies to them. Should be right for pumpkins pretty soon. And I have a turmeric thats sprouted, so I'll plant that.

Piper

Hamish is dead. His shifty girlfriend Nina stole the boys boat and took off with Piper locked in a cabin. She got washed ashore and made her way back, then had a panic attack in the pool the other day. Now Tyler has taken her back to the pool, and she put her toe in it and freaked out.

Time will tell.

Piper

Well it looks like Piper is having panic attacks now. So I'm wondering what Tyler can do to help her with it.

RE: Describe The Poster Above You

Always the Canadian gentleman, a bit like a mounty. But with a guitar not a horse, and less hair.

RE: Imagine - 2 People - Fall in Love on cs - R Broke - Will u contribute for them to Meet in Real Life?

There's a major inconsistency in that story... If they're both broke, how can one financially help the other?

Or do you mean, seeing two folks that like each other, and thinking- I'll throw a few grand at that, see what happens... I think such a person would not be on a free dating site. I think all the people who eat caviar and drive a Maserati on here, are living in a fantasy world.

RE: What have you learnt about people, since you joined the forums?

This type of thing usually happens when I ring up the lesbians and nobody answers so it goes to voicemail. Then I start fretting, and getting weird ideas.

RE: What have you learnt about people, since you joined the forums?

I've been licking dead flies off the window sill. Maybe I should have used organic fly spray.

RE: What have you learnt about people, since you joined the forums?

The main thing I've learnt, is that I've learnt nothing. So youse can all piss off.

RE: hit me

RE: hit me

RE: hit me

For a minute there, I thought you were quoting Isabella Rosselini from Blue Velvet.

RE: WHAT NEXT!!!!!

Maybe I'm just a capitalist pig, but I think let the market decide. if there's a coffee shop that stinks like a animal shelter, full of cats and dogs... And a coffee shop nearby that smells like coffee, full of people chatting and having coffee... I know which one I'd prefer to go to.

But I'd say what would happen, the dog and cat people would stuff up one coffee place, and then want to contaminate the good place as well..

I can remember the days of smoking cigarettes at coffee shops, the laws changed and there's no smoking in any coffee shop, and its a much better idea for everybody. The same way, if you allowed smoking at some coffee shops, they'd be unpleasant and go broke then the smokers would want to smoke at the clean places.

RE: what would you like..?

I usually speak in code, such as dropping the kids off at the pool, parking the brown bus, or backing one out for Jesus.

RE: what would you like..?

A lefty.

RE: What are u hoping 2018 will bring?

I like a challenge.

RE: If u had to choose - How would u like to live - Money is not an issue ?

One day, I plan on building a house around a swimming pool, on the side of a hill. I reckon I could do it for about 250 grand.

RE: What are u hoping 2018 will bring?

Yeah I wouldnt mind having a baby in 2018. Well, obviously not me actually having it, but you know what I mean.

RE: do u believe in second chances

If its something like having a lefty then sure, but not if she's unfaithful.

RE: WHAT NEXT!!!!!

Indeed. So I'll go for a meal where there are no adults, children, dogs, cats, zebras, orangutans, or mosquitoes.

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