RE: WHAT NEXT!!!!!

Many dogs are, and many chilren are, Well behaved. They're not the ones I'd be complaining about.

RE: WHAT NEXT!!!!!

Well I work hard for my money, and take the time to have a shave and put neat clothes on. I dont do this so I can watch somebodies dog trying to cut one loose or hear squabbling brats running amock. So I say ban all dogs and children. Filthy disgusting mongrel things.

RE: WHAT NEXT!!!!!

Unfortunately its incremental. A dog under the table, sure no problem. a morsel here or there being slipped to a well behaved dog, hey no problem either. Then a dog on somebodies lap or being carried, umm a bit close to my food... somebody letting their dog lick the plate, ewww

And the death of a thousand cuts- he/she can take her dog so I'll bring mine... Well there's 2 or 3 dogs there already, and mine is really cool... Somebody slips a morsel or drops a sausage, and there are half a dozen dogs fighting.

RE: If u had to choose - How would u like to live - Money is not an issue ?

I'd buy a Lebanese restaurant, and only serve fried rice. Mess with people's heads.

It's on.

Si signorina... If like donkey Kong was an option, there would be no need for such a thread.

RE: WHAT NEXT!!!!!

Dogs and cats have always been served at Chinese restaurants.

It's on.

If its too early to say, the information could be in Swahili.doh

RE: What Are Your Christmas Wishes????????????

I'd like to grow a very large pumpkin, and then make sweet love to it all night long, whilst listening to the Bee gees.

RE: If u had to choose - How would u like to live - Money is not an issue ?

I'd become a drug smuggler and make even more money.

It's on.

Bring it on.

It's on.

He rides a motorbike, and asks more questions than a Spanish inquisitonator, and he came by armada.

No more clues for the next eleven minutes or so.

RE: 5 Words -The Sequel

Remember the good old days?

It's on.

If you're from Manchester or Scropney, don't even bother.

barf

RE: Who is next?

I have been wondering where and how this will all end. Will we become more or less immune to it and just have a list of offenders each week between the sport and the weather, will somebody blow their brains out on live TV and then be found to be completely innocent, or does it continue as it has been going for ever more?

RE: What was the greatest story ever told??

In my opinion, Goldilocks and the three bears is the greatest story ever told.

RE: whats on your mind...

The trick with roo, is not to overcook it or it gets very tough. Its power food.

RE: whats on your mind...

I just ate a few roo steaks, having a coffee now.

RE: whats on your mind...

Only if its no bother, of course. If you're too busy right now, I dont mind waiting.

RE: whats on your mind...

I know something is going to happen, I just cant put my finger on what that could be.

RE: DISAPPEARING THE WEALTH

Yeah, I could probably manage to get you one. Are you in a hurry or can it wait until the morning?

RE: Swearing

RE: Why would u name someone ur Favourite ?

Gotcha right back big boy...kiss

RE: Swearing

I dont mind women swearing a bit here and there, but not using the c-word all the time, and not spitting on the footpath.

RE: Why would u name someone ur Favourite ?

I found it... One guy from 2015, and 2 women. Cool... I favourited you.

RE: Why would u name someone ur Favourite ?

How do I find favourites?

RE: Random Thoughts

I don't like to boast, but lets say around 7.5

RE: Random Thoughts

Yeah I was just about to write a really long letter to you about it all. But then I did a massive stinky fart and lost my train of thought.

RE: On-line dating expeience

My online girlfriend from Ghana keeps needing money for various things.

RE: Would you date anyone outside your comfort zone?

Well, nothing stopping you from putting in a kind word for me.

RE: Eat It

I mainly use olive oil for everything, I buy the 4 litre tins of virgin or extra virgin, when they're $20 or so.

I'd probably use butter for making pancakes or cakes, on a boiled spud maybe.

Margarine is great for camping, butter goes rancid and attracts flies and insects, so at that amount of usage its probably fine. I dont get the cheap and nasty stuff.

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