World's greatest cheese sauce
was created by me during this quarantine. Honestly, you'd have been bowled over. Normally I would have rushed outside with it and insisted passersby taste it, it was that good. Perfect balance of seasoning, a dash of dry mustard, using finest aged cheddar (from as it happens Ireland, what else would you expect in Spain) and smooth as velvet.As it was I ate my solitary cauliflower cheese, nodding approvingly with every mouthful and occasionally closing my eyes to appreciate the sublime flavour better
Bet I never ever achieve one that good again
but who knows maybe this isolation boredom, which means more time for cooking, will turn me into a proper cook at last 
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Tu whoo.
In this country, anyway. The law enforcers carry guns.
I love April/May for that reason.
I want to email that joke to my mum, but her English and German language has become so muddled in the last few years, I don't know if she'd get it.
She emailed me recently assuring me that her and dad were 'insulating' themselves from the virus, but she had to go to visit the hospital 'wampiers' for blood tests.
She's very old, poorly, struggling and horribly vulnerable. She has no intention of dying, however. She doesn't want Boris Johnson to get his hands on her pension.
I promised her that if she dies, I won't tell anyone for two years and I'll have a letter box installed in her coffin to post her pension money to her.
Molly, bad news on your bright evenings, our weather is improving
Jac, my mum and I battled fiercely but she could also be an absolute riot you're extremely lucky
Fewer babies, but more working off the effects
Unless you take the homeopathic route
I have every kitchen gadget known to mankind, but I hate pulling them to 15 bits and cleaning fiddly blades etc.. I should get over that, otherwise whats the point of having them. The juicer is especially annoying.
So easy, so clean, so fuss-free.
There's only one bit which needs washing, it washes easily and so many recipes can be created with it.
I also have a juicer and that purchase was a bit of a mistake, but generally I'm clearly a lot more sensible than you are, Pat.
Last girlfriend, or maybe the one before that, was a nutri bullet convert. I pointed out it would fit inside my 800watt or whatever twin blade whizz bang blender and wouldn't stand a chance.
I know for a fact that there is no way I would trundle out a big mixer for something small like that.
The RX is 1700w so quite powerful.
And thats not a claim that can be made hastily.
Please speak some version of internationally-recognised English
I have found the Quaranqueen. (I actually know his mum - she's torn between hysterical with laughter and wishing he hadn't done it
At least it was no English pants, rather than American pants
did you ever see/read it?
As the winner of the 100th comment, you Ms Rose have won disposable masks made in Spain - if you're brave enough to wear them ...
well I'll tell you what, I happily donate it to the next person after us two.....
What can I say, but sometimes I'v got heart and can sometimes be good like that
Catch y'all next week.