The Facts About Santa
The other day I heard a 7 year old boy saying that the devil is just like Santa – it is actually your grandpa. But he was wrong. So to eliminate any confusion I will answer the most frequently asked questions about Santa.Does Santa really exist?
Yes. Santa Clause is alive and well and living in Norway. I have the photo to prove it and if you don’t believe me ask Welela. She also has a pic of him.
Where is Santa now?
Right now he is at the local shopping centre. So hurry; stocks are limited.
Is Santa Married?
Yes
Who is Santa’s wife?
Santa is married to Mary Christmas. They have been married for centuries.
Do they have any children?
No, they have none. Do you think they would be giving the toys away if they had kids of their own to break the toys?
Why do they have no children?
They have no children because Santa only comes once a year and that is down the chimney.
Ok. that should do it. This should be a good guide on what to tell your grand children without incriminating yourself.
Enjoy this day wherever you are and start darning those old stockings.
Comments (42)
Of course he exists. I still remember last year when I showed your dad's pic to the children of my nephew and 2 nieces. And they still remember about it.