If you were my mobile phone, where would you be?

And please don't all shout at once. I can't phone it, it is going straight to voicemail, it does that, decides to take a break every now and then.

The alarm is due to go off tomorrow morning, sure, I could hear it then - but it may have run out of charge. In which case I may never wake up again. uh oh

I don't expect many helpful suggestions, busy as you all are with politics and sex and there's probably a religious blog or two as well, but any suggestions would be welcomed.

NB - political, religious (including asking St Anthony) or s*xual comments will be deleted no matter how hilarious they are. Sick to death of all those subjects now. scold

In fact any comments on any other subject, whether or not they relate to my AWOL phone, are welcome. But I know how busy you are.
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Lost in the garden waiting for me to ring it then I can find it.
I has one as well has a mind of its own is good in some ways but im always sendind my kids wrong messages funny but you have to be very vcarefull sent me sister kissesx lately she thinks I loves her maybe I do but was not for her so think im going to buy an old new one with buttons are back on market
That´s my suggestions gone thensuper
Under the sofa
behind the sofa
inside the sofa
on top of the washing machine
in the kitchen
on top of the microwave ( luckily not inside)
could be one of your bags
I do not know where your mobile phone is but mine is being charged in its normal place. I probably will not be taking calls now so leave a voicemail and I'll get back to you later.
Emmy, they're little devils for hiding, aren't they? laugh
Elle what about at the crevices of your car. I mean between the seat and the console?

Or maybe you left at the bathroom in the bar you went to?rolling on the floor laughing

Okay seriously, sometimes I put it in my jacket's pocket and forget it is hanging in the closet...peace
In another room well away from the person who isn't in to me as others are with there's.
My problem is I don't know my number so I have to find my diary with the number in it sigh
Thanks B - dead helpful that was

tongue
Crazy -

nope
nope
nope
nope
Oh! ................. nope.
nope.

you've done this too, I'm guessing laugh
Grouchy how dare you be organized

moping
LJ, checked the car a few minutes ago sigh

Emmy, I did find my diary in the car. I'd been wondering where it was. doh but I do have a landline and the mobile is stored on that, so I don't have to remember the number, phew. Dead handy, that. Well, it would be. If the stupid mobile would ring. mumbling
its the whats app thing it sends pics to wrong people lately a big pic of a box of flowers went to my eldest girl she knew not for her so got back ah thanks your so kind da and dead its dyiny every time you pick up getting lost I do have to ring meself to find it
Your jacket pocket Elle.

hmnn if you have the recently issued samsung, there is actually a gps on it and it can be found but you have to call your server.
Mercedes, just me in the house so I can't blame anyone but the dog, and she says it wasn't her. She looks guilty, but even so I believe her.

(That's not a sign of going dotty, right? asking the dog? and losing the phone?)

help
JJ - Wow. Forget the phone for a minute.

Who are you trying to send kisses and flowers to????????? what have you not been telling us???????????

popcorn
LJ, warm enough at the moment I haven't been wearing jackets. Anyway only been out once today and I do know I had the phone on the way back. I've been known to leave things at shops.
I know exactly where your mobile is, Girl....... conversing
Hans, you've REALLY been AWOL, lovely to see you unless you are holding my phone hostage in which case prepare for hysterics

Where is it?
You will find it in the very last place that you look for it...... grin
no nothing to tell I make these so is always pics of flowers flying about often to wrong person
hello hans you should run a quiz on this whweres the phone
Elegsabiff

Okay! Hear Goesssss


typing Dear St.________________ Please look around! Im looking for my Mobile phone. And it must be found!






roll eyes oops! Sorry. My Bad.


PS. Anywho! Do You have a Phone Tracker App. on your mobile? If so! You can go online to the phone tracker. And It should be able to show you where your phone is located. Especially the address It Is. And if thats not what you want! Because you know the address it is located. Then we will need to go back to the , Dear Saint_________cheers
Hans that is both absolutely true and utterly useless but I'm very glad you aren't holding my phone to ransom laugh

And it is lovely to see you again, stranger
Hi JJ, I thought this post was a quiz to find the phone..... roll eyes grin
Likewise Biff..... yay
Drat it Angel you KNOW I'm too pleased to see you to delete that comment frustrated
pantry
cookie jar
coffee jar
flower pot
women holy jesus
Check the fridge
Good to see you again, Hans applause



Biff, I can’t think so early in the morning ( 6am here ). I’ll come back after my cuppa coffee

I promise grin liar
rolling on the floor laughing

Molly reunion
only corkonians kepp phone in fridge
Crazy, I want to visit you, your house sounds very well fitted out!

I'll chain my mobile phone in my bag when I do, though. Too many places laugh
Hey Hans,

good to see you blogging againapplause
Hi Mimi...... yay
JJ, something has to cool it down after the hot chats wink



Mimi! reunion
applause ........Heyyyy! Biffie


It Is Very Nice To See You............................................hug
Molly, I did. Just in case. I'd checked EVERYWHERE. Then I thought there was nothing else for it, ask CS.

Fat lot of good that's done me so far viz phone, BUT brought some old buddies on so yay
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