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HUMILIATION: Creepy Joe’s SOTU Address Receives Worst Polling in Past Quarter CenturyWhile the left salivated over Joe Biden’s State of the Union Address, the polling numbers tell a different story. ]Even the far-left Washington Pos...

Biden Deploys 1,500 Troops At Border To Help Register New VotersEL PASO, TX — Amid a mounting surge of illegal immigration, the Biden Administration is sending 1,500 National Guard troops to the border to help them...

CS MEMBERSHIP FEE....How Much?Will You Pay and Stay? Few weeks ago, I joined another dating site but didn't pay a membership fee. Many male members viewed my profile and sent m...

It's a case of up or down lowNew timely satire from Borowitz This is subsequent to Dirty Don's very recent ALL UPPER CASE TWEET to Iran. Satire from The Borowitz Report...

Diary of a Demented Snow ShovelerDecember 8, 6:00 PM It started to snow. The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window watching...

Christmas in the tropicsHah...You're wrong. I'm not going to complain about the heat. Cause I like it. No, I'm going to complain about my Christmas present. My bad....

How is that for her having the last laugh ?A wealthy man walked into a bar in Miami. As soon as he entered, he noticed an Afr*ican woman, sitting in one corner. He walked over to the counter, r...

Things that don't go together...Years ago, I formulated a list of things that (I believe) don't go together. The list disappeared, so I'm starting over again. Pineapple on Pizza....

Covid is still here, unfortunately for the nation, so is TrumpAnd now a word or three from Randy Rainbow

ISIS at the EurovisionISIS at the Eurovision...

Bad Leadership updates: for those 50 Million who will vote for Democrats .......... for those 50 Million who will vote for Sleepy Joe please think again..... by the way, NOTE: This thread is about the Joe Biden's bad leadersh...

lolA little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race come about?" The Mother answered, "God made Adam and Eve; they had children and, so all manki...

Condiments, The heroes and the villainsThese days we use condiments all the time, but how many of us stop and think about some of them that have become heroes or Villains? My Hero is the...

Words we use every day that (sometimes) aren't really words...A list of words that I see/hear all the time that come to mind: wanna is the shortened version 'want to' as in "Be back shortly, I wanna get a drink"...

Does Anyone Have The Recipe For Pot Cookies?This is a kinda follow on to Ash's Full Moon blog. I heard that there was going to be something called a drum circle at Da Lake* to celebrate the...

"Donald Trump""Donald Trump"...

The Male Robot Companion (MaRC) - a reviewThe way to sell to a man is to mark the product as exclusive and double the price. The way to sell to a woman is to say she can have two for the p...

feel excitedi feel excited when i get my mailbox red..thankgod we can send email to ourselves on cs...

Hungry or NotHad a kiddies meal today at McDonald's. The meal was quite nice as well as the atmosphere in the restaurant, well that was until the kiddies mother ha...

Pence's one man parade in honor of Trump (Satire from Andy Borowitz)Perhaps you are aware of the controversy surrounding the Hitler-like military parade that Trump wants to begin. For one thing, some estimate the c...

Deny everything !!!!!!!!No don't worry people. This is not another Trump v Hillary themed opinion. Just some good advice, Well it could be if it was given to the right person...

Reach out to me..."Reach out to me" is the catch-phrase that replaced the old "Let's touch base" LTB is already on my list of pet peeves for being over used. The phra...

Trump's "Executive Time" lolSome of you are probably aware that the schedule of Donald Trump, acting as president, has recently been leaked, and no, I am not referring to the Rus...

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Water Vs WineTo all my friends who enjoy a glass of wine… And those who are always seen with a bottle of purified water in their hand. As I always say: In w...

Funny children's names: If your family name is Dover...Probably the strangest names for children came from musician Frank Zappa. His daughter was named Moon Unit and his son was named Dweezil. When Moon wa...

The sky is falling... The sky is falling...On Monday, April 8th, there will be a narrow path total eclipse that will skirt diagonally from part of Mexico, across America into Canada. The longes...

Women are from.....Several years ago, there was a best selling book, 'Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus. This book was supposed to become an aid for women...

What If Noah Tried To Build The Ark Today…..And the Lord spoke to Noah and said: “In one year, I am going to make it rain and cover the whole earth with water until all flesh is destroyed,...

I don'tLike this at any time, As the big day is approaching I mean this valentine I am no where near to recieve atleast a small package of chocolates ne...

Why Do We Have Emoticons?I cannot claim to be an angel. In fact, I’m a little devil at the best of times, but it annoys me when somebody calls me a liar. I cannot claim to...

lolAfter a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter. Unable to find it,...

Stop Paying The Rich Athletes!Many years ago when I worked for the Los Angeles Dodgers Baseball Team the then owner, Walter O'Malley, conceived the idea of pay perview Dodgers game...