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Its a bad thing when your not working and you have bills to pay and a whole lot of responsibilities to take care of, trying to get a job ain't as easy as most of y'all think. I never give up that's a the best part of it am still pressing on, pushing myself to the limit because I know that one day the tables will turn in my favour.

On how to unblock a c*ck blocker? My stupid, drunk, and ....well, drunk to the point of not even know where he is at friend c*ck blocked me twice this past weekend.

In mid-sentence, the lady who I am speaking to stops. She turns to my friend, who just had to move to her other side, and says...that was my armpit. I am not sure what the hell he did, but I think he poked her in her armpit. WTF!? She just got up and left.

Shortly after that, we go outside to have a smoke, and two chicks follow us out. One of them was a gorgeous cutie and she was flirting with me. We were talking and joking with each other, when my friend blurts out some drunken incoherent statement. Trying to be witty, I could not come up with anything to recover from that. So there was this awkward pause. The cutie turns to her friend, and kind of quietly says, I don't know what that means. Shortly after she says that, she says to her friend, lets go, I gotta take a piss.

That was the end of that crap.

I know, it is easy. Just leave my friend at home. But, it is a bit more complicated than that. We have known each other forever and we are best friends. He is known to become like this...and really, he has absolutely no friends except me. Now I know why. ...well, actually I knew why before....but this c*ck blocking crap just adds to the previously known why. He's a good guy and all and I would feel bad about not taking him out once and a great while, once he has the rare opportunity to go out.

Another friend of mine just called me to go out tonight for the big game. I am like sure. He goes, give Bert a call (yes, the same Bert who asked the bartender to see her d*ck), and I said...hell no. And, I explained him the story. But, I don't mind going out with Bert on a weekend once in a while.

So the question is...when Ber-Tocks is out with me...and I am talking with a lady and he steps in with one of his finely crafted blocker techniques....what would you do to defuse the situation with the guy?

Where we found as much justification if not more for compassion, as we do for war.


Where we valued ...... more than we do ........

Please fill in the blanks yourself.
I imagine you have your own small thoughts on the first simple step to saving yourself and the world

Can't get to sleep, someone tell me a story (or send me something inappropriate).

Should she be more understanding of our imperfect qualities.

Should she accept that we may not have the biggest c*ck in the world?

Should she be fine that the neighbor has better looking abs than us?

Should she be okay with talking with her friends knowing they live a better life than her because her husband is a poor bastard?

Should she understand that men are visual creatures and provide him with things he yearns for instead of using it as bribery or just outright teasing him with no intentions on giving?

Should she be smiling when we busted our asses all of our lives when we come home from work and we are probably going to live a shorter lifespan because of it?

or

Should we just accept that this is a woman's world and us men must remain on the chain?





Did I miss anything?


This one is for you Ash.

Been on a booze fest last couple of days lol. Got wasted and never slept last night, its 4:40 am here now after drinking all night tonight and I feel no more tired than if I got a restful 8 hours of sleep.

I know that when I do crash, its going to be a long one but for the moment, I feel perfectly fine. Just seems a little odd.

a walk with my dog, what a calm and unusually mild night for this time of year
The beach was empty. Not even the sporadic solitary fishermen who haunt the shoreline at night were casting their craft Tonight. An eerie calm I would say. Is it an omen or just what it is.
A calm mild Still and Silent winters night.

Reading further about Eastern Mysticism, I am at the section speaking about the Chinese and the yin and the yang. The symbol that represents it is very enlightening. The full circle, if you will (cyclical motion)...the interconnected of everything in the universe, the polar opposites...with each leading into the other, the necessity of each existing for the universe to be.

I have thought of it as like a single cell battery.

They say the yang (white) represents man, while the dark represents female. The polar opposites. So many differences between man and woman, not one is better or worse than the other.

But, like the battery with its positive and negative poles. In order for the usefulness and the life of the battery to exist, both poles must be used.

So, for humans, both poles must be used....for life and usefulness. The man being rational and the woman intuitive. ....together...they make....

This from the Chinese, dating back thousands of years.


We are suppose to be different.


just some thoughts.....


Of course, the yin and yang represents more than just man and woman...but everything with opposite poles.

OK, I'm hearing a lot of people want to know the truth about tooth gaps. There is plenty of anectdotal evidence and hearsay about the matter, but apparently some are sticklers for facts and details.

going on what I've heard, they absolutely love it and totally go off. I'm pretty sure its true otherwise why would people say it?

Yeah whatever. Like totally, you know, whatever. Yeah.