This is real, not a joke;
In response to:
Tesla Drivers Now Have Access to a Library of Fart Sounds in Their Car
BY Shaunacy Ferro
Tesla’s latest software update includes more than just a few technical tweaks. It also turns the electric vehicles into on-demand fart machines, according to Inverse.
Tesla’s Emissions Testing Mode lets drivers choose different fart sounds from the car’s touchscreen, giving electric-car owners a good sense of Elon Musk’s sense of toilet humor. There’s “Short Shorts Ripper,” “Falcon Heavy,” Ludicrous Fart,” Neurastink,” “Boring Fart,” and “Not a Fart,” all of which are named after some Musky in-joke. (The last one is a play on the Boring Company’s Not a Flamethrower.) Should drivers find it impossible to choose between all the sound effects, the “I’m so random” will shuffle through them automatically.
Users can program the fart sounds to play when a turn signal is activated or when the driver touches the left-side steering scroll wheel.
Farting functionality isn’t the only whimsical edition to the software. At this point, Tesla's in-car software comes with a variety of Easter eggs for users to unlock, including games, special lighting effects, and more. In addition to all the flatulence, this update includes a Romance Mode that brings up video of a cozy, crackling fire on the central console and prompts the car to blast the heat and turn on some sensual tunes.
I can see this leading to - "Honest honey, it wasn't me. I paid extra for that option."
What's next various puking sounds ? Different whistles for the construction worker crowd ?
no trace.
i believe my little figurine was intercepted by the government. the CIA and FBI are examining my figurine for hidden messages in the dapples. they are decoding the dots for Russian misinformation.
Like a bloated body that
Bobs to the surface
Of a stagnant lake
What rusty chassis
Rest on Sandy bottoms
Do?
Keep their passengers
Buckled, while Fords and Chevy
Dissolve with time
This is what will happen. You might need to turn the volume right up.
i always admired reining and wanted to learn. what i didn't know until yesterday was that the sport has a theatrical side. costumes + theme + horse, nothing can go wrong. i'm SOLD!
please enjoy some of my favorites and put "quarterhorse congress freestyle" in the youtube search box for more fun stuff.
now, back to my B movie slasher programming
If you know me
You may have known me
Sad housewive
Lonely housewife
Lived 3 lives, 3 weddings, 2 children, 1 life
Mine
You have been lining roadsides
Sometimes, cheering me on
Rarely attacking, because I’m pathetic or strong?
I have written of excruciating loneliness
Joyous love, cascading, flowing to a place called Malta
You have read my tumbles, rarely knocked my walk
As if, one might assume, we still feel
To other
The stranger on the street
Part of the landscape
A part you realize you’ll miss
Who I am, you are
Deep thoughts from the depths of what I thought I knew
The flashpoint that fractures all reason
Making irrational my temporary reality
Viewing a personality split into two like I’ve got those VR goggles on watching real time twins of a man
online today!
I see Florida lawmakers are proposing a bill that prohibits continuous driving in the left lane. We already have slower traffic to be in the right lane, that would force most of the driving to be in the center lane. Trucks occupy that lane, so it doesn't sound like a good law as it restricts us to one lane creating congestion with blocked view maneuvering around trucks and slower traffic.
C'mon Florida lawmakers, take a ride on the Turnpike and you will see what I'm talking about.
So, with my rash decision to quit the last job and the interim of 2 month’s lack of wages, i rely on the smart phone. No wifi for 2 weeks. Thats no ASMR for sleep along with movies til i drop. Days away from no electricity or gas makes this existance close to the pioneers of yore. On the upside, the management have high hopes of my ability and i believe a sale is near. Just over there. Can you see it? I guess im a risk taker. An adrenaline junky in the finencial sense. Learning lots and having fun. Jeez, when was the last time i had that? Im getting along good with the established sales troop and have acquired a degree of respect. Since we’re all sharks, that’s a positive. Im 54 but a short skirt and long blonde hair does go a long way. Lol. What else have i got to lose? Not much. I’m pretty sure i’ll have my first sale tomorrow. 99 more and i’ll earn a ring. Should i choise white or yellow gold? You pick!
So, since I am shameless, I shall update you on my recreational sex interest.
I have transitioned to confidant/wing man
To be continued in comments
I need to formulate my thoughts on this