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For all bachelors, who have to deal with this problem.

If she wants to go to bed with him, then it is an appointment;
He pays.

If she does not want to go to bed with him and is a nice person who wants to bring the message "Only friends" loud and clear;
She pays for herself, and really insists on that.

If she does not want to go to bed with him, she is a nice person, but he is rich;
HE pays, but SHE offers to pay for himself.

If she does not want to go to bed with him, and she is not a nice person;
He pays. If she does not want to go to bed with him, and she is not a nice person, and HE is not rich;
He pays.

If HE paid, and she does not want to come across like a klaploper;
She offers to pay, he refuses, she says, to pay the drinks afterwards.

If HE is an economical type;
He asks her to share the bill. If HE is broke, they have a relationship, she is not a nice person, and they go to a fancy restaurant;
SHE laments indifference to its financial problem. He pays.

If he is broke, they are a nice person, they have a relationship, and they go to a good restaurant;
SHE shoves him the money before they go inside.

If HE is broke, they have a relationship, and THAT is nice, so they go to a cheap restaurant;
SHE paid.

If HE is broke, THEY are not nice, they still have a relationship and they go to a cheap restaurant;
SHE suddenly recollects that she can not, because she has to wash her hair ... If she asks him to eat, because he is birthday and they are in love;
SHE paid.

If she asks him out, HE is not birthday, but he knows what's good for him;
SHE is about to pay, HE protests, SHE admits.

If HE is a man who wants to see HER again;
He pays; always, without exception.

When the first wrinkles came I was panicking,
I let my face lift in a pricey clinic.

Well, my husband loved it,
my face was elastic again.

Nothing wrinkles, nothing no fold,
just as smooth as getting married to us.

Until my husband said 'maybe it's crazy ...
but your head does not fit your neck anymore' Oh, a small intervention, they pull it tight
and give a slice here, otherwise you get a bag there.

Well, my husband was very satisfied
with what they did to me.

The surgeon sat with my breasts in his stomach
because now he thought they were far too low.

When they were hoisted up, they looked a bit small,
but with silicone filling they were allowed to be there again. Well, I saw my husband ignite,
because I had such pranks.

Then one evening after intercourse, he
looked thoughtfully at my thighs.

And although he had no clear criticism,
I went back to the clinic.

I also had a belly, so after some consultation
I immediately degreased it, they sucked it away in no time. To
lift my buttocks at least one piece at a time.

I was back at every party,
but I was very tight in my skin.

My husband was not so comfortable anymore,
because on the street boys yelled 'are you going ... nice old bag'.

Well, when he bought a toupee
and a too tight corset. He went walking and trimming
and gyming in the fitness center.

And for months he followed a rigorous diet,
until he died in the sauna for no reason!

There I stood in the graveyard beautiful at the grave,
but now that he was in it was the kindness off.

Now I let the lobes swell
and I will tell you something ... Ladies, do not let yourself be lacquered,
do not let the stuff settle down.

With smoothed necks
life can not be stretched!

Cherish belly and bottom chins,
real beauty is inside!

When does a woman know that her husband is deceiving her? .............. If he starts taking a shower twice a week. ............... And if you do not have a shower............

1st misunderstanding:
A woman marries a man with the hope that he will change and he will not change.
A man marries thinking she is not changing, but she changes the

second misunderstanding:
A woman is worried about her future until she finds a man.
A man is not worried about his future until he finds a woman.

3rd misunderstanding:
The success of the man is determined by the extent to which he can earn more money than his wife can spend.
The success of the woman is to be found by such a man

4th misunderstanding:
Married men live longer than the singles.
But they have more sense to put an end to it.

When you are dating, she says: I like you.
After having had sex for the first time, she says: I love you.
During the engagement she says: I love you very much.
On your wedding day she says: I love you more and more.
With the divorce she says: I love you all..............

Ladies, here the rules of the game (according to the gentlemen), for above your bed: Be a big girl and now know how the toilet seat works. If he's up, just take him down. For us he has to go up, for you down. We have the same right to speak "that the glasses were wrong again". Let's stop.

I think there is a difference between the sexes here. Men seem to report conquests---focusing on the sex. Women, it would seem, report a new love in life, emphasizing the person's qualities---as a partner, father, provider, etc.

Ever we think that what we are searching all the day and all the life . I think we don't have time to decide what we have to find. just in the search of happiness and joys. but real happiness and joys are in the services of human . give the time to your family and friends. and respect those whom are with you . you will get satisfaction and happiness.

................. Think like a gent, trade like a gent .............. Always carry cash in your pocket. Just in case........... Never take a tattoo without meaning............ Do not publish solo selfies without good reason or in normal situations............. Never share an account with a lady unless she insists on this.Never date an ex of a friend.

Wish I had a Euro for each time I heard of a lady getting crudely interacted with by some wanker men. Writings, talk, behaviors---even displays. But rarely hear about same from men on women. Is this real or imagined?