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dimplesimple

First Email..........

i think if only we all can be honest to each other....it will solve lot of problems
but ...i think that unlikely to happen....but...atleast....whatever is ok to oneself should
write on the first email.....so....it can quicken the fast and better search....handshake
jarred1

Badboys

Badboys are addictive to some types of women, just as alcohol is addictive to alcoholics.........cheers
jarred1

THE PERFECT DAY

The perfect day for a woman:
08.15 To be awakened with cuddling and kissing.
08.30 weigh 2 kilograms less than yesterday.
08.45 Breakfast in bed with freshly squeezed orange juice, croissants, opening presents, eg expensive perfume selected by attentive partner.
09.15 Hot bath with caring oils.
10.00 Light workout in the fitness club with attractive, funny personal trainer
10.30 Face care, manicure, hair washing, nourishing creams in the hair letting in, fohnen.
12.00 Lunch with best friend in a cozy restaurant.
12.45 View the ex-wife or ex-girlfriend of the partner and determine that she has reached 7 kilograms.
13.00 Shopping with friends, without a credit limit.
15.00 Afternoon nap.
16.00 Three dozen roses are delivered with a card from a secret admirer.
16.15 Light workout in the fitness club with massage by a strong but friendly masseur, who says that he has rarely massaged such a perfect body.17.30 Fit clothes from an expensive haute-couture collection and keep a fashion show for the big mirror.
19.30 Candle-light dinner for two, followed by dancing, all accompanied by many compliments.
22.00 Hot shower (only).
22.50 To be worn in bed, freshly washed, ironed and made up.
23.00 Hugging.
23.15 Falling asleep in his strong arms.
The perfect day for a man:
06.00 The alarm goes.
06.15 bl** job.
06.30 Sitting on the toilet for a long time and satisfyingly, in which the sports section of the newspaper is read.
07.00 Breakfast: Bacon and eggs, coffee and toast, prepared and served by a naked female servant.
07.30 Limousine arrives.
07.45 A few glasses of whiskey on the way to the airport.
09.15 Flight in the private jet with naked flight attendants.
09.30 Limousine with driver to the golf club (bl** job on the way).
09.45 Golfing.
11.45 Lunch: Fast food, 3 beers, a bottle of Dom Perignon.
12.15 bl** job.
12.30 Golfing.
14.15 Limousine back to the airport (with a few glasses of whiskey).
14.30 Flight to Monte Carlo. (to sleep)
15.30 Afternoon fishing, accompanied by naked ladies.
17.00 Flight home, overall body massage by Sabine Hagedooren.
18.45 Reading Playboy on the toilet, showering, shaving.
19.00 The news: Michael Jackson murdered, porn photos found of Veronique De c*ck, legalized marijuana and hardcore porn.
19.30 Dinner: Lobster as a starter, Dom Perignon (1953), large juicy filet steak, followed by ice cream served on bare breasts.
21.00 While enjoying Napoleon Cognac and a Cohuna cigar watching sports on a wide-screen TV, Belgium wins 11-0 in the Netherlands.
21.30 Sex with three women (all three with lesbian tendencies).
23.00 Massage and whirlpool, tasty fries from the frietkot with a cold beer.
23.30 Good night blow-job.23.45 Only lie in bed and view photos
23.50 A 12-second fart that changes pitch 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room.cheers
jarred1

When I Need You -

When I Need You ..........party hat
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I will always be with you thumbs up I follow you across the globe
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jarred1

WHAT MEN KNOW WOMEN

WHAT MEN KNOW WOMEN 1..
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10. They have tits............... thumbs up
jarred1

Best love story??

magine if two people catfish each other. Best love story??cheers
jarred1

Do not read the end straight away!

Do not read the end straight away!

It's your first time.
You lay back and flex your muscles.

You keep him at a distance
while you're still looking for an excuse,
but he refuses to listen
and comes closer to you.

He asks if you are afraid,
and you shake your head courageously.

He has had experiences,
but now it is the first time
that his finger found the right place. He punches deeply and you shudder,
your body is tense;
but he is as soft as he said to be.

He looks deep into your eyes
and says that you have to trust him,
he has done this many times.

His gentle laugh relaxes you,
and you open a little more,
so that he has more room to
make it easier. You start to moan
and beg him to shoot,
but he slowly takes his time,
slow to hurt you as little as possible ...

When he pushes harder,
goes deeper, you
feel a pain through your body
and you feel a slight tink
of blood when he continues. He looks worried about you
and asks if it is too painful.
Your eyes are filled with tears,
but you shake your head
and nod to him to continue.

He starts moving in and out,
full of experience,
you are now too numb
to feel him in you.After a few moments you feel
something sprouting in you,
and he gets it out,
you're extinguished,
but glad it's over.

He looks at you with a warm smile;
and tells you that you are his most stubborn
but most rewarding experience.

You laugh and thank your dentist.
Because all in all it was your first time
to have a tooth pulled. ........cheers
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jarred1

No Money No Honey

No Money No Honey ............cheers ......doh .....................
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jarred1

HOW IT WAS CUT OUT WITH MY LOVE

How it got out of my love ...

Many boys touch a lover (or the other way around) by giving a gift. I lost mine. When my birthday came, I bought her a pair of gloves. But the same day my sister went to buy a pair of panties in the same store. The two parcels were delivered at home. By a regrettable mistake, those gloves came to my sister and those panties to my fiancé.

That was nothing, but an e-mail that I had written came with those panties at my fiancé. The letter was as follows:

Dearest darling,
This small gift is in memory of your birthday. I bought them myself and thought you could use them best, since you have not worn them lately. As your old ones had changed by the often wet color and the seam had broken away from the frequent putting on and off, it led me to buy you new ones. First I wanted to buy long, but my sister said the short models were fashion. It is a solid color that does not go off. The sales lady showed me hers and they had already been washed three times. They were still as good as new. They may be shown without blushing. I chose the brown color because you do not see the dirt so quickly. The shop lady has attracted them for a moment and they were very good. If you wear them for the first time, you must put in talcum powder, that promotes the sliding. If you wash them, you must keep them, otherwise they will shrink too much. I hope you wear them with the same feelings as I give them to you. Do not forget to count how often I will kiss them in the course of the year.

You darling.

(the next day it was out.)cheers
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