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Monkeys relax, eat, play, sleep and have sex like crazy ...
I was wondering ... why the hell did we evolve ?!

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ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?
WITNESS: He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan.

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A man goes to bed one night and falls asleep. The next thing he knows, he is standing at the gates of heaven with St. Peter. He says "where am I?" St Peter replies "you died and you are at the gates of heaven. The man replied "omg no, I can't be dead, I got so much left to do. Can you please send me back to finish my life's work. St. Peter says "I can send you back but there is a catch, you must be sent back as a chicken. The man says "well, I'll find a way to get things done even as a chicken" so he agrees.

Next thing the man knows, he is in a farmers field as a chicken. The man thinks "well this isn't quite as bad as I thought it would be" so he mingles with the other chickens. After a while, he feels that strange feeling in his stomach, he asks the other chickens what was going on. They explained to him that he is ready to lay a egg so they tell him to just gently push and it will come out so the man pushes and sure enough, he lays an egg. The man feels another strange feeling so he pushes again to lay the second egg when all of a sudden he is slapped in the face by his wife who says "wake up you god damn old fool, your shitting in the bed!"

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A man got stranded on a island in the middle of the ocean one day and all he had with him was a dog and a sheep that also got stranded with him. He decided not to eat them and have them as pets as he was going to be alone for a long time. After some time past, the sheep started to look more and more attractive to him but every time he tried the sheep, the dog would growl and get between them. This went on for some time.

This one day, he spots something on the horizon coming his way, as it got closer, he could see that it was a woman hanging on to a piece of wood and coming right for the island. When she washed onshore, he ran to her with a home made towel and some food. After she dried off and got something to eat, she said "thank you so much, how can I ever repay you looking at him seductively?"

He replied, "would you mind taking the dog for a walk?"

Oh boy, it's been quite a day today. I had a feeling something would go wrong when I got to work this morning. Like something was just waiting to break..

Let me tell you: Something BROKE.. Big time..!

Where I work. we use something called an autostore, which is an automated storage and retrieval system (ASRS) that uses the power of warehouse robots for 24/7 order fulfillment within a cubic layout. You can build it into a square, a star or even a circle.

The autostore at my job is a square layout.

Connected to the layout is a gate, where bins with items comes down. I pick what the screen displays, and happy days.

This video shows how the autostore works


It's extremely clever, since it's 99% automated. The only human input is by the gates, or by the control panel located somewhere on site. Where I work, the control panel is located on the right side of the autostore. My warehouse- and logistics manager was on site today, which he always is at the end of each month. He likes to go around to all of the employees to hear how we are, if there is something bothering us, or if there is something he can do better. He's very hands-on, which I love. He's quite literally the perfect manager.

At about 9:25, the autostore stopped distributing tasks. That's not a good thing for a warehouse that serves a few hundred car mechanics and shops. Tasks kept queuing up, but nothing registered in the autostore. Soon after, we got word that the main warehouse across the country, also experienced the same thing. That meant that the entire supply chain for the entire country was crippled. The logistics manager then had to get on the phone to Norway, since autostore is a Norwegian invention, to hear what the timeline would be, and if we ever were going to get back online again today. "We'll be up in a few minutes", was the reply. 20 minutes later, still nothing, so my boss put me on another task. 5 minutes later, we were back in business, at which point, 150 orders were released - at once. Three gates were in use, as well as three on manual pick, since we also have a manual warehouse part.

20 minutes later, we were back to normal - but it was 20 minutes of hectic activity, lots of noises, yelling, screaming AND shouting, as well as people getting in the way of everyone else, drivers being VERY impatient and just general chaos.

But here's the thing: I loved it! I loved every minute of it! To be in a rush, getting your heart rate up.. Oh yes! Usually it's pretty slow, so whenever I get the chance to really show what I can do? Damn right I will take advantage of that and show them just how fast I can pick and sort items.

I don't mean to brag, but by the time one of my coworkers has picked one order, I am on my 4th. He's old and slow, granted, but still..

Though, it's nice to have a slow days as well. Just not too many of them.

It'll get boring very quickly..

Repenting will help you to not go in hell where all suffers and horrors are.
So repent and improve and pray God to forgive you, and forgive those who do against you, and so God will
save you.
You need believe and obey God. Love God with all heart.., and love your neighbours as yourself.
(neighbours are all people).
If you love God and your neighbours, this will help you and lead to salvation.
God is love and is Good.
God bless.

So, ladies. What do you think is a better date, sitting on the guard rail watching cars or grocery shopping?

I will get this flirting thing yet

There are many people that think against God.Cause of sin is rebellion and rebellion comes from devil.
whatever thought against God is sin and sin lead to destruction.
You need to repent and improve to not go in hell or to not be judged.
You need believe and obey God,at least two greatest commandments:1. Love God with all heart...,
2. love your neighbours as yourself (love all people).
This will an able you to have eternal life and lead to salvation.
You need trust God,God is love and is good .
God is Perfect and his judgement is right.
anything that make you dishonur God make you Demon possesed.
Honouring God and be humble to God makes you free from demons.
whoever you are you need God to save you and become children of God.
you will live in heaven and on earth with God.
God bless.

"Silhouette of a perfect frame. Shadows of your beautiful face will always remain in my thoughts. My undivided attention was captured. ; I was held me hostage to the most beautiful thought and feeling. In a twinkling of an eye I'm brought back to reality, realizing that you was a fragment of my imagination. I want to make my (day) dream come true."

I don't recall who wrote to me. It has been a while. It seems I have living with so much responsibility and I hardly breathe. I don't know if I like the one I become now. Little cold and distance. I make myself like an Ice Queen like Elsa from Disney. Maybe I forgot what fun is and just keep pushing my life and deal with all difficult tasks and challenges. I am too busy and forgot how to enjoy life and be free.