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A Woman's Poem Before I lay me down to sleep I pray for a man who's not a creep, One who is handsome. Smart and strong. One...	1,545	23	0	Feb 2016	Feb 2016	May 18
Women one liners Women one liners If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive. A recent study...	990	17	0	Feb 2016	Feb 2016	May 16
Ready to Smile? Ready to smile for 1 minute and 3 seconds?????? Enjoy !!! CLICK:	849	8	0	Jan 2016	Jan 2016	May 18
Quotes for Today I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. I sometimes wonder why I drink...	581	1	0	Jan 2016	Jan 2016	May 14
Baptizing a Drunk A man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and...	797	6	0	Jan 2016	Jan 2016	May 15
Happy Birthday Calliopesgirl Let's, everyone wish Calli a very Happy Birthday!!!! Calli, I wish yo...	2,495	23	0	Jan 2016	Jan 2016	May 21
Think Like A Child Why do we love children? 1) NUDITY I was driving with my three young childr...	941	8	0	Jan 2016	Jan 2016	May 19
This about sums it up!!! This about sums it up!!! Welcome 2016 Civilization at the end of 2015 - this is priceless!!!...	610	6	0	Jan 2016	Jan 2016	May 7

Humorous Sayings A SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE IN VANCOUVER THAT READ: We will heel you We will save your sole We will even dye for you. Sign over a Gynecologis...	727	2	0	Jan 2016	Jan 2016	May 15
Jaws And The Newly Weds A real estate salesman and his new blonde wife flew to the Bahamas for their honeymoon. The groom was in the water snorkeling while his new bride w...	626	4	0	Jan 2016	Jan 2016	May 10
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPRICORN! Happy birthday Capricorn! May you enjoy good health and peace in the N...	1,076	38	0	Jan 2016	Jan 2016	May 19
JAKARTA ATTACK: A HILARIOUS ISIS FAILURE IN 2016 A friend of mine, Smarty from Indonesia, ask me to post this. Without any intention to disregard the victims, I consider that today we, the...	2,353	12	0	Jan 2016	Jan 2016	May 10
Ponderisms for Seniors I don't need anger management. I need people to stop ticking me off! Old age is coming at a really bad time! When I was a child I though...	1,021	4	0	Jan 2016	Jan 2016	9 hrs ago
Irish Airline Announcement Being airborne approximately thirty minutes on an outbound evening Air Lingus flight from Dublin, the lead flight attendant nervously made the followi...	965	13	0	Jan 2016	Jan 2016	May 21
Jeff Gordon Four-time NASCAR Sprint Cup champion Jeff Gordon announced that this will be his final season of racing. You could tell it was time for him to retire...	506	0	0	Jan 2016	Jan 2016	May 11
Ha Ha Ha "Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees. “Yes, sir," the clerk replied. "That's good," the boss said. "After you l...	524	4	0	Jan 2016	Jan 2016	May 11
Deer Son Deer Son, I am writing this slow because I know you can't read too fast. We don't live where we did when you left. Your Dad read in the paper that...	693	2	0	Jan 2016	Jan 2016	May 16
Little Things To Do To Become A Different You Communication Happiness Motivation Productivity Success by Kerry Petsinger Are you ready to improve yourself and your life in 2016? Making chang...	704	6	0	Jan 2016	Jan 2016	May 17
Great Orators of the Democrat Party - PAST: No offense to anyone here! "One man with courage makes a majority." ~ Andrew Ja...	703	5	0	Jan 2016	Jan 2016	May 18
Older Women (I LOVE THIS!) SHE WALKED UP AND TIED HER OLD MULE TO THE HITCHING POST. AS SHE STOOD THERE, BRUSHING SOME OF THE DUST FROM HER FACE AND C...	2,990	17	0	Jan 2016	Jan 2016	May 22
Diary of a Demented Snow Shoveler December 8, 6:00 PM It started to snow. The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window watching...	757	8	0	Jan 2016	Jan 2016	May 16

The Post Office In light of what is happening in our world today, I thought the following might bring a smile to your face. A letter from the Post Office... this is...	662	3	0	Jan 2016	Jan 2016	May 20
The Post Office In light of what is happening in our world today, I thought the following might bring a smile to your face. A letter from the Post Office... this is...	546	0	0	Jan 2016	Jan 2016	May 5
Moving to Chicago Bob was sitting on the plane waiting to fly to Chicago , when a guy took the seat beside him. The guy was an emotional wreck, pale, hands shaking in f...	690	3	0	Jan 2016	Jan 2016	May 13
Smile :) The IT director advertises that he needs a secretary. Necessary skills: document forming, computer knowledge and a foreign language. After a couple...	768	11	0	Jan 2016	Jan 2016	May 22
Knowledge is Power 'A SHOT OF WHISKEY' - In the old west a .45 cartridge for a six-gun cost 12 cents, so did a glass of whiskey. If a cowhand was low on cash he would o...	594	0	0	Dec 2015	Dec 2015	6 hrs ago
Joanne and the milkman Joanne read in Vogue magazine that a milk bath does wonders for your skin. So she wrote a note asking the milkman to leave 100 bottles of milk for he...	831	3	0	Dec 2015	Dec 2015	May 11
Life's Demerit System ...In the world of romance, one single rule applies: MAKE THE WOMAN HAPPY! Do something she likes, a...	997	8	0	Dec 2015	Dec 2015	May 8
A man walks into a bar A man walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a drink. 'Hey, nice tie!' comes out of nowhere. He looks up at the barman to see if he had said anythin...	704	8	0	Dec 2015	Dec 2015	52 mins ago
MERRY CHRISTMAS! WISHING EVERYONE A VERY MERRY, AND BLESSED CHRISTMAS! WISHING ALL PEACE ON EARTH! GOD BLESS ALL OF YOU!...	830	15	0	Dec 2015	Dec 2015	May 11
At This Christmas Season You can be assured that Jesus Christ is here. He is here to give us hope, to forgive our sins, to give us a new song, to impart faith and to heal our...	560	-	0	Dec 2015	Dec 2015	May 10

My Christmas. I celebrated Christmas with my children and grandchildren last Sat. night! (They go to their mom's on Christmas eve.)We had a very nice time together...	733	12	0	Dec 2015	Dec 2015	May 20
Bill Clinton At The Pearly Gates The scene: HEAVEN The year: 2031 President Clinton finishes his time on earth and approaches the Pearly Gates of Heaven. "And who might you be?...	731	14	0	Dec 2015	Dec 2015	May 17
Remembering A Great Icon Of The Entertainment Comm Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast inf...	616	9	0	Dec 2015	Dec 2015	May 12
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CANDYKISSES! I want to wish one of the very nice ladies here on the blogs, a very, very Happy Birthday....CANDYKISSES! I wish you m...	2,433	24	0	Dec 2015	Dec 2015	May 8
The Pastor's Cat This particular story just made me laugh. Every time I think about it, the vision of that poor cat just amuses me to no end. Hope the story leaves a...	924	11	0	Dec 2015	Dec 2015	7 hrs ago
Last Words Of The Argument My wife was screaming at me "Leave! Get out of this house", she ordered! As I was walking out the door she yelled "I hope you die a slow and painfu...	762	6	0	Dec 2015	Dec 2015	May 12
Girls Night Out The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours pa...	723	7	0	Dec 2015	Dec 2015	May 18
Dear Abby Dear Abby, Tom, My husband hasn't worked for the last 14 years. All he does is get dressed in the morning and hop in his fancy car to visit his...	1,957	6	0	Dec 2015	Dec 2015	May 10
10 Rules For Men To Follow For A Happy Life 1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home. 2. It's important to have a woman who cooks from time to time. 3. It's important to have a...	1,115	35	0	Nov 2015	Nov 2015	May 12
Deer Hunting Question Deer Hunting Question If I shoot a buck, but I only have a doe tag, can I claim that the buck wasn't really a buck??? I mean … maybe he'd alway...	2,992	8	0	Nov 2015	Nov 2015	May 8
RE: My Pumpkin Pie blog I baked two pumpkin pies yesterday morning, Thanksgiving Day! I want to thank everyone on here who gave me input on baking the pies! My family loved...	618	7	0	Nov 2015	Nov 2015	May 11

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