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Elephant Stew

Following the decision to utilize the carcasses of animals that fell victim to poachers, elephant carcasses became available in moderate quantities. T...
1,590530Jun 2015Jun 20152 hrs ago

Karma

Contrary to popular misconception, karma has nothing to do with punishment and reward. It exists as part of our lives only to teach us responsibility...
2,029530Oct 2019Oct 201912 hrs ago

The Pot Calling The Kettle Black!

Eishh! Another English idiom that leaves me perplexed. Perplexed… what a beautiful word. So… so... eh... exotic and unlike some o...
1,763520Jun 2015Jun 2015May 3

A Nickname, You Say?

Nicknames are special. Not everybody gets one. It is not something you can buy or order. It is awarded to you like a medal or a dunce cap and the more...
2,431520May 2015May 201524 hrs ago

Kiss An Angel Good Morning.

I once read that a man wants an angel to kiss good morning, a lady to show off to his friends and a b*tch to love him at night. I’m not sure if I agre...
2,397520Oct 2014Oct 2014May 4

Dangerous Words

Every now and again I produce a blog that is completely misunderstood because of an innocent word or phrase appearing somewhere in the blog. I’m talki...
3,804521Feb 2018Feb 2018May 3

An Amusing Conversation

I received a PM from a 26 year old, obese Asian girl with a very cute face. She claimed to be a professor living in Cape Town. She has two photos in h...
4,218522Feb 2018Feb 2018May 2

Women!!

I should have taken my late grandfathers advice when he said that women were made to love; not to understand. Now, with hindsight, it makes perfect se...
1,620520Dec 2016Dec 201611 hrs ago

Respect

Respect Some people say that respect must be earned but I cannot agree with them. I believe that everybody deserve to be respected; at least until th...
1,833520Jan 2017Jan 201721 hrs ago

Relationship Killers

Most problems in a relationship can be tackled as a couple but some problems are troublesome and sometimes impossible to fix. The main ingredients for...
1,931520Apr 2016Apr 20163 hrs ago

I Surrender.

I don’t have the talent to engage in a mud-slinging contest. I guess that if you don’t roll in the mud, you will never have enough mud to sling around...
1,756520Jul 2015Jul 201512 hrs ago

Women!!!

Using a broomstick to shove a pound of fresh dairy butter up a mosquito’s backside will be an easier task to accomplish than to understand women. They...
2,591520Feb 2016Feb 201620 hrs ago

Happiness

Happiness is a state of mind that cannot be achieved while you still yearn for something, be that material, revenge, love, fame or whatever.:professor...
1,953520Feb 2016Feb 2016May 5

Why Are Some Men So Clumsy?

I once read somewhere that men were made to work and woman were made to love but I’m not so sure about some of my fellow men. On Sunday,...
1,877520Apr 2014Apr 2014Apr 29

Are You Gifted?

Some people are gifted without realizing it. It takes time to understand the nature of your highly developed awareness. Until then you may turn your g...
1,424520Dec 2013Dec 2013May 5

A Life Sentence

A man was sent to jail for life. He was kept at a facility without a sickbay. Inmates needing medical care were treated at the hospital in a nearby to...
1,429520May 2013May 2013May 4

Pension Day

I was in the front garden when Danny came round the corner. He lives next door to me with his more prosperous sister. He was wearing that forty-year o...
1,506510Apr 2013Apr 2013Apr 26

After All These Years - How It Ended

My hands trembled while punching the number on the note into my phone. It was a short note. Seventeen words and a cellular number. Long enough to make...
1,090510Mar 2014Mar 2014May 3

Can It Be Coincidence?

I have never applied a set of criteria when meeting a new woman. Well, at least so I thought until I took stock the other day. I was mar...
1,335510Feb 2014Feb 2014May 3

A Day At The Movies.

Tony Dickson was a poor man without education. He married a woman of the same standing and through the years they were blessed with 9 children which d...
1,829510Jul 2014Jul 2014Apr 23

What A Grand Mess!

This weekend was an abortion. Almost everything went wrong. Luckily only one event placed me at some disadvantage. First I walked out of my...
2,337510Feb 2016Feb 2016May 3

Better To Have Loved And Lost?

I guess a lot of people will differ from me on this but I think it is better to have loved and lost than not to have loved at all. Okay...
2,138510Nov 2016Nov 2016May 3

50 Ways To Leave Your Lover

Parting should not be that complicated. A relationship is only valid while both parties want to be in it. If any party opts out, well then that is it....
1,821510Jun 2015Jun 2015May 2

The Last Tango

Suicide must be the worse sin you can commit for it leaves you without the opportunity to regret. Not a nice topic, but it happens all the time; as it...
1,553500Jul 2015Jul 201522 hrs ago

A Different Kind Of Journey.

It requires some skill to drive a car. Working the peddles and shifting through the gears is only a minute part of driving a motor driven vehicle. You...
1,591500Aug 2014Aug 20147 hrs ago

Do You Panic?

Do you have a cool head in a crisis or do you panic. Can you handle a crisis or do you stand around not knowing what to do? Or even worse, do you brea...
1,668500Nov 2014Nov 2014May 5

A Very Pleasant Evening

I went dancing with my sister and her husband last night. I don’t really like dancing but we do this once every six weeks or so and as it was my turn...
1,762500Jan 2018Jan 201812 hrs ago

Drive-Through ATM Machines

With the growing popularity of drive-through ATMs I thought it wise to include the procedures to use such machines. As with toilets and everything els...
1,077500Jul 2014Jul 2014May 1

Can You Eat A Television Set?

According to Wikipedia, in 2009, 78% of the world's households owned at least one television set. According to ATD Fourth World About 1...
1,876500Apr 2014May 201419 hrs ago

The Wrong Place At The Wrong Time

Sometimes I can get myself in such awkward situations, by just trying to be kind. This happened earlier this year, in January, on the first day of the...
1,020500Oct 2013Oct 2013May 3

A Letter To Cyrano de Bergerac.

My dear friend, this is day six of my captivity. I live under most appalling conditions and I’m starved to death. Two impostors, posing as my daughter...
1,972490May 2013May 2013May 3

Something Terrible Happened

Less than two weeks ago a 75 year old woman plunged 17 storeys to her death in a flowerbed. This happened at the retirement centre where my father now...
1,643490Nov 2013Nov 2013May 4

The Exodus Reloaded.

A 10 year old lad, not schooled in religion, went to Sunday school for the first time. When he came home his parents were quite anxious to know what h...
1,269490Jan 2014Jan 2014May 5

A Request For Friendship.

How do you handle a friend request from a stranger if you are too tied up to handle more friends? It seems so abrupt and rude to decline it by the cli...
3,835490Apr 2013Apr 201323 hrs ago

The All Black Haka

Relax!! This is not about rugby – it is about tradition and culture. Don’t go away now if you’re not a rugby fan. Every international team have the...
5,354490Apr 2013Apr 2013May 5

A One Night Stand.

Here you wake up with a strange woman next to you in bed and then you remember the cute girl you picked up in a pub last night. Wonderful! Not only di...
2,139490Mar 2014Mar 2014Apr 29

Five Years Today

Yep, five years and it feels like yesterday when I first stumbled across Connecting Singles after googling for “Connecting Terminals for Single Wires”...
1,534490Jan 2018Jan 2018May 1

A Visit To The Nut House

One of the local institutions for the mentally impaired had an ‘open day’ not so long ago. Somebody I know works there and she invited me to pay them...
3,847490Apr 2018Apr 2018May 4

Be Careful Of What You Write

In real life you have to place a guard on your tongue. When on-line, your tongue is pretty ineffective, but what you write (type?) is as good as comin...
1,882490Apr 2016Apr 2016May 5

Another Crusade To The Holy Land?

If CS was a geographical region and not a site in the cyber world then surely it would have been the Holy Land of the Internet. We have been...
2,137490Nov 2014Nov 2014May 3

Payback Time

They say when you cannot meet your debts it is a civilian offense but I think that if the debtor never had the intention to pay the debt it is a crime...
1,333490Oct 2014Nov 2014May 5

Nothing is impossible.

A few hundred years ago, flying was said to be impossible and yet, a mere 70 years after the invention of true flight, we have been to the moon and ba...
1,102490Dec 2014Dec 2014May 5

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