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Five Things I Can Do Without

There are things and gadgets I cannot do without but there are some things I really don’t want in my home. They just clutter up my home but apparently...
2,029430Apr 2015Apr 2015May 2

Steel And Wood Work Good

About 25 years ago, one of my younger friends had to have a testicle removed. He was very worried as he had no children yet and very dearly wanted som...
1,913430Jul 2015Jul 2015May 3

I Cannot Understand It

I’m starting to believe that I do not have a proper grasp of the English language. Some people simply cannot or will not understand what I try to say....
2,383430May 2015May 2015May 4

Is Spelling Still Important?

Apparently not. It was found that the sequence of the letters in a word is irrelevant; all that matters is that the first and the last letter should b...
2,178420Jul 2015Jul 2015May 1

Wow, What Is Happening?

This is wonderful! Blogland is back in full production. I’m busy with a big project that takes up most my time. I left my browser open on my blog and...
1,971420Feb 2015Feb 20158 hrs ago

Angelika

Now who said long distance relationships does not work? I lost my heart to somebody in another country on the other side of the world and I will still...
1,945420Nov 2014Nov 20149 hrs ago

The Poison In Our Food

Your first thoughts were probably about additives, pesticides and some of the preservatives that we are subjected to every day in the food we eat but...
1,969420Jan 2015Jan 201511 hrs ago

Have A Heart

I can understand that some people can refuse to eat meat because of the cruel way in which animals are raised and killed. But I have the same sentimen...
2,317420Aug 2015Aug 20154 hrs ago

Putting Paid To A Few Misconceptions

Some people believe that nothing is impossible. While this is a good positive attitude, it is impossible for them to be correct because it will create...
1,794420Sep 2015Sep 201527 mins ago

On-Line Loving

Shortly after I joined CS, somebody ask me to be her online lover. The idea sounded great and not knowing what it entails, I agreed. I thoug...
2,133420Jun 2016Jun 2016May 4

My Only Vice!

Some people can really talk in circles! Yesterday, when I fetched my father from the eye-clinic, I was a few minutes early and decided t...
1,475420Mar 2016Mar 20166 hrs ago

She Is No More!

My dad’s girlfriend is history. On Sunday, while my sister took her on a tour through the garden, I happened to find myself in the bedroom where she l...
1,889420Mar 2016Mar 20169 hrs ago

She Is Not My Sister.

Now that Beapatient spilled the beans, I may as well own up. All my life I had this silly believe that Beatrix was just a sister to me. That was until...
1,717420Mar 2016Apr 20169 hrs ago

A Tribute To The Original Dumb Blond

After seeing Marilyn Monroe in ‘Gentlemen Prefer Blondes’ as a child, I have always assumed that Monroe, who arrived in Hollywood as a brunette...
1,975420Nov 2017Dec 2017May 2

The Injustice Of Prejudice

Somebody I did not like at all died last night, but it left me devastated. She was the wife of a good friend and neighbour. I have never liked her for...
879420Oct 2013Oct 2013May 3

The Facts About Santa

The other day I heard a 7 year old boy saying that the devil is just like Santa – it is actually your grandpa. But he was wrong. So to eliminate any c...
1,612420Dec 2013Dec 201324 hrs ago

A Gross Breach In Confidence.

For the last few weeks I have been swamped by investment brokers all claiming to have heard that a birdie whistled in their ears that I may be coming...
1,630420Jun 2014Jun 2014May 4

The Innocence Of A Child

“How do you make love?” the five year old girl asked her little friend as she was getting a ride with him on his tricycle. He stopped and looked back...
1,093420Mar 2014Mar 2014May 4

No Such Thing as a Good Dog

People often tell me how lucky I am to have such a good dog but they’re wrong; there is no luck involved. My dog’s good temperament is the product of...
1,682422Sep 2019Sep 20199 hrs ago

Greed

This world is driven by greed. People are greedy creatures and the only way to keep them happy is to give them what they want. Failing that, you get a...
1,687420Jul 2019Jul 2019May 1

The Monster In Your Star Sign

Horoscopes seldom elaborate on the negative traits of the star signs and when they do, it is only superficially. We all have a dark side that we do no...
1,539411Aug 2019Aug 2019May 5

When is a thief a thief?

For how long can we call a thief a thief? When somebody was caught stealing we call him a thief. If he’s sent to jail, we still call him a thief. But...
2,155411Sep 2019Oct 2019May 3

Asking The Wrong Questions?

Quite often we don’t get the answers we expect because we’re not asking the right questions. It may seem silly but sometimes two questions that sound...
1,807410May 2014May 2014Apr 27

So What Is It Now?

What is the most important; the size or the technique? For all my life I have heard it that a good big one is always better than a good small one. Tha...
1,818410Jul 2014Jul 2014May 4

A Hospital And A Hippy.

A young girl, high on Mary Jane, wearing bellbottom jeans and flowers in her hair was found strolling around in the passages of a large hospital. It w...
1,220410Nov 2013Nov 2013May 5

Now who took it!

Come now! Out with it! Every morning I wake with an unshaven face. Somebody comes in the night to steal my shaven face. If this is to continu...
999410Nov 2013Nov 2013May 2

Smoking In Bed

During the last seven years emphysema killed four people I knew well; one of them related. Three were males and one female. Their ages ranged from 53...
2,465410May 2013May 20138 hrs ago

Science Fiction

If we asked a farmer 200 years ago what he would want if he could have anything, he would probably have asked for a horse twice as strong that ate hal...
1,702410May 2013May 201323 hrs ago

Porcupine Pie

According to Neil Diamond, you have to eat it with gloves or your hands will turn green. I never had it in pie form; we barbecue them on a rotisserie...
2,813410Aug 2015Aug 20154 hrs ago

What goes up…

Yep, what goes up must come down eventually. I said so in a previous blog and was questioned about rain coming down while it never went up....
1,705410May 2015May 2015May 3

It’s Just A Matter Of Time.

Time waits for nobody, or so they say. This must make time the most precious resource of all. Once squandered, it is lost forever. It cannot be regene...
1,950400Dec 2014May 2019May 2

Is It In Our Genes?

Humans have honed the art of killing other humans into a fine art. Our modern military hardware is proof of that. Biological, chemical, and nuclear we...
3,483400Jun 2015Jun 2015May 1

Proudly South-African

Yes, I am a typical South-African male and Afrikaans-speaking on top of it. The story that we like to keep our women barefoot and pregnant in the kitc...
1,444400Jun 2015Jun 2015May 5

You Could Have Heard A Pin Drop

Yesterday, my sister received unexpected visitors. Her ex-husband and his wife arrived just before lunch. My sister promptly invited them for lunch an...
1,360400Dec 2015Dec 2015May 3

Tired Being Used?

So often we hear people complaining about being used but is that not what people do? People use each other. I don’t just mean sexually...
1,719400Jan 2018Feb 201824 hrs ago

Some New Medical Terms

Egyptian Flu is a sexually transmittable infection and the host eventually becomes a mummy. This infection is characterised by severe pain at the end...
3,083400Mar 2013Mar 2013Apr 29

A Bad Start!

When I first woke up this morning I felt groggy. Almost as if I was drinking last night. I walked to the kitchen to get some orange juice. While doing...
2,418400Mar 2013Mar 2013Apr 29

The Dumb Boxer Syndrome

We have a handful of dumb boxer jokes here in SA and they were all dedicated to Mike Schutte, a heavy weight boxing champ of yesteryear. If my memory...
1,802400Jul 2014Jul 2014Apr 30

Look Before You Leap.

It is a very old saying but then the old people knew what they were talking about. Fools rush in where angels fear to tread. Some people are...
1,634400Mar 2014Mar 2014Apr 30

Our Changing World.

Things change around us all the time. We cannot always keep up. It is as they say: The only constant in life is change. When I was young:...
1,606400Mar 2014Mar 201415 hrs ago

Hy Het Sy Gat Gesien - He Came Short

The Afrikaans word ‘gat’ has more than one meaning. The first refers to a hole in the ground or in any other object while the second meaning is...
3,233400Mar 2014Mar 201419 hrs ago

Traitors And Deserters

Yes, that is what they are. Anybody who leaves his country for another because his own country is in bad hands is a traitor and a deserter. Buggering...
1,080404Nov 8Nov 10May 3

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