The Innocence Of A Child
“How do you make love?” the five year old girl asked her little friend as she was getting a ride with him on his tricycle. He stopped and looked back at her.
“I don’t know,” he said, “I think it has something to do with kissing”
“I heard my sister telling her friend that she made love to your brother last time they went out,” the girl said. “They are going out again tonight. Why don’t you hide behind the seat to see what they do?
So it was arranged and that night he stowed away in his brother’s car; hiding behind the front seat. After the drive-in movie they drove off and stopped at a secluded spot where the seats were dropped back. The lad, still hiding, now under the seat, could not see anything but he could hear what was said. It did not sound like much fun to him because she kept on saying: “No!”
Eventually big brother got fed-up and he asked her: “Now, are we going to or are we not?” And again she said: “No!”
“Then get out and walk home, “ Big brother said. She opened the door and left. Big brother started the car and went home.
Early the next morning the lad got onto his tricycle and pedaled to his little friend waiting for him. She got onto the back of the tricycle with him.
“Do you know how the make love now?” she asked.
“Yes,” he said as he pedaled away to the other side of the block where he stopped. He got off the tricycles and asked her: “Now, are we going to or are we not?” And she said: “Yes, of course!”
He stood there thinking for a while and said: “Ok, then you take the tricycle; I will walk back home.”
Have a good day and ride your own tricycle.
Comments (42)
And a gentleman too. He did not change the rules because she did not know them.
I think he can be angry when somebody else rides his tricycle if without his permission
I wonder if he told her she may not ring the bell. I can still remember that I allowed my one cousin to ride on my tricycle when they came visiting but he was not allowed to ring the bell. He returned the compliment when we went visiting there.
Afternoon here too. I don't think there can be much difference in our time zones. Maybe one hour or so.
Sometimes, a little boy knows better how to treat his partner!
Hm..even until he becomes a man..
The only difference between men and boys
is the price of their toys
I only remember about that now.
But that came later on the bicycles.
Wonderful!
No jet lag when we visit each other.
By that trike bike I would say YES everytime
Ok, if you wear red leathers you can get on the back of my trike for s ride around the block but you will probably have to walk back.
There is no need to walk home. You only need to say yes and I will walk home. I'm not so good at the other one but also a keen walker.
Quite so and it will probably put my gardener out of a job. Not that it will matter to him. He only comes in once a week and work for five other people. But I cannot see myself weeding the garden. I mow my own lawn but don't even do the edges.
morning Cat
It is so much more fun on a tricycle. There is place for a passenger and it has a bell to ring.
Stay loose, partner.
Good day Cat..hello to your sweet love..
lj
Then why are you laughing?
It is good if somebody can think on his feet and if that can be achieved at such a tender age then who knows what will happen when he grows older. He did well when the game took a turn for the unknown.
He could have been unimaginative to tell her to walk home as he had learned the rules but he had grasped the idea that the 'yes' or the 'no' had an influence in the outcome of love making.
I cannot help to wonder the outcome if the girl said 'yes' the previous night and his little friend said 'no'.
A cat in the house? Why don't you keep CATerpillars. They have less hair.
Cats are delightful creatures. You are just misunderstanding the relationship between you and the cat. You don't own him. Cats keep humans to look after them. If you don't look after him he will soon find another human to look after him.
I am already serving a cat. You cannot serve two masters. And this one is extra demanding and even bring her lovers home sometimes. Looks as if spaying did not curb her wanderings.
And it is ok if you drink at another pub. I gave up drinking yesterday. I will have to celebrate it with a few brandies later tonight.
You are just cattish with me.
I don't need Google. My cat knows every thing!
I think he did not know the rest of the interactive script. He only attended the negative part of the rehearsal.
hi baby ......
hows life honey.....