Noah's Ark (43)
Amazing how Atheists are so obsessed with religion these days.
Fundamentalist Atheists vs Fundamentalist Religionists.
Same Cloth, diff colour.
Fundamentalist Atheists vs Fundamentalist Religionists.
Same Cloth, diff colour.
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ooby_dooby: I've been doing a little math involving building a boat the size of the Ark and the the results are mind boggling. Using green Cedar which is probably as close to "Gopher wood" as most experts contend I was able to calculate the size and weight of log which would be needed to construct a boat capable of staying together at sea in even calm water without the bottom buckling or the sides caving in. The beams would need to be a foot thick. In order to get a square beam that size would require a log of 16" diameter and a 20 foot log would weigh 725 lbs. Using a stone Axe (Noah predates even the bronze age) it would take a man about a day to fell a 16" tree and cut it to length and haul it to the build site. One man can't haul a 725 lb log by himself, it would take at least 4 men. At the rate of 1 tree a day just felling the trees would take over 11 years. This doesn't account for the time to sharpen the stone axes or make new handles when they break either. The total weight of the logs (4049 of them) would amount to, wait for it,
Two million, nine hundred thirty five thousand, five hundred and twenty five lbs. 2,935,525 lbs.
11 years just to cut down the trees. How long to build a boat that big? What holds the logs together? Glue? Nails? No steel remember? Even if they had nails, what would they hammer them in with, a stone hammer?
I'm going to bed!
Two million, nine hundred thirty five thousand, five hundred and twenty five lbs. 2,935,525 lbs.
11 years just to cut down the trees. How long to build a boat that big? What holds the logs together? Glue? Nails? No steel remember? Even if they had nails, what would they hammer them in with, a stone hammer?
I'm going to bed!
Sounds more like a Spielberg project....
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ooby_dooby: I've been doing a little math involving building a boat the size of the Ark and the the results are mind boggling. Using green Cedar which is probably as close to "Gopher wood" as most experts contend I was able to calculate the size and weight of log which would be needed to construct a boat capable of staying together at sea in even calm water without the bottom buckling or the sides caving in. The beams would need to be a foot thick. In order to get a square beam that size would require a log of 16" diameter and a 20 foot log would weigh 725 lbs. Using a stone Axe (Noah predates even the bronze age) it would take a man about a day to fell a 16" tree and cut it to length and haul it to the build site. One man can't haul a 725 lb log by himself, it would take at least 4 men. At the rate of 1 tree a day just felling the trees would take over 11 years. This doesn't account for the time to sharpen the stone axes or make new handles when they break either. The total weight of the logs (4049 of them) would amount to, wait for it,
Two million, nine hundred thirty five thousand, five hundred and twenty five lbs. 2,935,525 lbs.
11 years just to cut down the trees. How long to build a boat that big? What holds the logs together? Glue? Nails? No steel remember? Even if they had nails, what would they hammer them in with, a stone hammer?
I'm going to bed!
Two million, nine hundred thirty five thousand, five hundred and twenty five lbs. 2,935,525 lbs.
11 years just to cut down the trees. How long to build a boat that big? What holds the logs together? Glue? Nails? No steel remember? Even if they had nails, what would they hammer them in with, a stone hammer?
I'm going to bed!
All of this done by a descendant of a dust bunny and a rib! Truly mind boggling!
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ooby_dooby: I've been doing a little math involving building a boat the size of the Ark and the the results are mind boggling. Using green Cedar which is probably as close to "Gopher wood" as most experts contend I was able to calculate the size and weight of log which would be needed to construct a boat capable of staying together at sea in even calm water without the bottom buckling or the sides caving in. The beams would need to be a foot thick. In order to get a square beam that size would require a log of 16" diameter and a 20 foot log would weigh 725 lbs. Using a stone Axe (Noah predates even the bronze age) it would take a man about a day to fell a 16" tree and cut it to length and haul it to the build site. One man can't haul a 725 lb log by himself, it would take at least 4 men. At the rate of 1 tree a day just felling the trees would take over 11 years. This doesn't account for the time to sharpen the stone axes or make new handles when they break either. The total weight of the logs (4049 of them) would amount to, wait for it,
Two million, nine hundred thirty five thousand, five hundred and twenty five lbs. 2,935,525 lbs.
11 years just to cut down the trees. How long to build a boat that big? What holds the logs together? Glue? Nails? No steel remember? Even if they had nails, what would they hammer them in with, a stone hammer?
I'm going to bed!
Two million, nine hundred thirty five thousand, five hundred and twenty five lbs. 2,935,525 lbs.
11 years just to cut down the trees. How long to build a boat that big? What holds the logs together? Glue? Nails? No steel remember? Even if they had nails, what would they hammer them in with, a stone hammer?
I'm going to bed!
You need to watch the film, "Evan Almighty" Where God instructs a modern day ARK, to be built by Evan Baxter (Steve Carell). On realising he needs more labour, God gets the waiting animals to help, I found the film very funny and use it for English lessons as my students love it.
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rizlared: You need to watch the film, "Evan Almighty" Where God instructs a modern day ARK, to be built by Evan Baxter (Steve Carell). On realising he needs more labour, God gets the waiting animals to help, I found the film very funny and use it for English lessons as my students love it.
yes i watched it too! Very funny!
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MADDOG69: Amazing how Atheists are so obsessed with religion these days.
Fundamentalist Atheists vs Fundamentalist Religionists.
Same Cloth, diff colour.
Fundamentalist Atheists vs Fundamentalist Religionists.
Same Cloth, diff colour.
True dat.
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MADDOG69: Amazing how Atheists are so obsessed with religion these days.
Fundamentalist Atheists vs Fundamentalist Religionists.
Same Cloth, diff colour.
Fundamentalist Atheists vs Fundamentalist Religionists.
Same Cloth, diff colour.
Hey, not all of us think about the arc. Some of us sit here and contemplate the monkey math that underlies the government's unemployment figures
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MADDOG69: Amazing how Atheists are so obsessed with religion these days.
Fundamentalist Atheists vs Fundamentalist Religionists.
Same Cloth, diff colour.
amazing...Fundamentalist Atheists vs Fundamentalist Religionists.
Same Cloth, diff colour.
why would a believer be obsessed with an atheist??? love
why would an atheist be obsessed with believers??? hate
btw...the world is flat
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cgedvr1: amazing...
why would a believer be obsessed with an atheist??? love
why would an atheist be obsessed with believers??? hate
btw...the world is flat
why would a believer be obsessed with an atheist??? love
why would an atheist be obsessed with believers??? hate
btw...the world is flat
Yep. And it's only 9000 yrs old too!
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ooby_dooby: I've been doing a little math involving building a boat the size of the Ark and the the results are mind boggling. Using green Cedar which is probably as close to "Gopher wood" as most experts contend I was able to calculate the size and weight of log which would be needed to construct a boat capable of staying together at sea in even calm water without the bottom buckling or the sides caving in. The beams would need to be a foot thick. In order to get a square beam that size would require a log of 16" diameter and a 20 foot log would weigh 725 lbs. Using a stone Axe (Noah predates even the bronze age) it would take a man about a day to fell a 16" tree and cut it to length and haul it to the build site. One man can't haul a 725 lb log by himself, it would take at least 4 men. At the rate of 1 tree a day just felling the trees would take over 11 years. This doesn't account for the time to sharpen the stone axes or make new handles when they break either. The total weight of the logs (4049 of them) would amount to, wait for it,
Two million, nine hundred thirty five thousand, five hundred and twenty five lbs. 2,935,525 lbs.
11 years just to cut down the trees. How long to build a boat that big? What holds the logs together? Glue? Nails? No steel remember? Even if they had nails, what would they hammer them in with, a stone hammer?
I'm going to bed!
Two million, nine hundred thirty five thousand, five hundred and twenty five lbs. 2,935,525 lbs.
11 years just to cut down the trees. How long to build a boat that big? What holds the logs together? Glue? Nails? No steel remember? Even if they had nails, what would they hammer them in with, a stone hammer?
I'm going to bed!
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11 years just to cut down the trees. How long to build a boat that big? What holds the logs together? Glue? Nails? No steel remember? Even if they had nails, what would they hammer them in with, a stone hammer? ,,,,,,,, i forget, ha ha,,, just count me in when it's done, want to perpetuate my , , , ? i love the color of the ceddars, red or green ,, power to you,,
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MADDOG69: Amazing how Atheists are so obsessed with religion these days.
Fundamentalist Atheists vs Fundamentalist Religionists.
Same Cloth, diff colour.
Good Morning Sunshine, You can't be talking about me because I'm not an Atheist, I'm a Scientist, and as such everything I claim is subject to peer review and must be able to be duplicated anywhere, anytime. The fairy tales in the bible are exempt from peer review but must be accepted without question according to the Mafia called the Church.Fundamentalist Atheists vs Fundamentalist Religionists.
Same Cloth, diff colour.
If believers can't accept fact checking of the fables they were spoon fed from birth, they have my condolences to spend their entire lives in the dark.
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ooby_dooby: I've been doing a little math involving building a boat the size of the Ark and the the results are mind boggling. Using green Cedar which is probably as close to "Gopher wood" as most experts contend I was able to calculate the size and weight of log which would be needed to construct a boat capable of staying together at sea in even calm water without the bottom buckling or the sides caving in. The beams would need to be a foot thick. In order to get a square beam that size would require a log of 16" diameter and a 20 foot log would weigh 725 lbs. Using a stone Axe (Noah predates even the bronze age) it would take a man about a day to fell a 16" tree and cut it to length and haul it to the build site. One man can't haul a 725 lb log by himself, it would take at least 4 men. At the rate of 1 tree a day just felling the trees would take over 11 years. This doesn't account for the time to sharpen the stone axes or make new handles when they break either. The total weight of the logs (4049 of them) would amount to, wait for it,
Two million, nine hundred thirty five thousand, five hundred and twenty five lbs. 2,935,525 lbs.
11 years just to cut down the trees. How long to build a boat that big? What holds the logs together? Glue? Nails? No steel remember? Even if they had nails, what would they hammer them in with, a stone hammer?
I'm going to bed!
Two million, nine hundred thirty five thousand, five hundred and twenty five lbs. 2,935,525 lbs.
11 years just to cut down the trees. How long to build a boat that big? What holds the logs together? Glue? Nails? No steel remember? Even if they had nails, what would they hammer them in with, a stone hammer?
I'm going to bed!
Noah's ark same as Titanic??
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ooby_dooby: I've been doing a little math involving building a boat the size of the Ark and the the results are mind boggling. Using green Cedar which is probably as close to "Gopher wood" as most experts contend I was able to calculate the size and weight of log which would be needed to construct a boat capable of staying together at sea in even calm water without the bottom buckling or the sides caving in. The beams would need to be a foot thick. In order to get a square beam that size would require a log of 16" diameter and a 20 foot log would weigh 725 lbs. Using a stone Axe (Noah predates even the bronze age) it would take a man about a day to fell a 16" tree and cut it to length and haul it to the build site. One man can't haul a 725 lb log by himself, it would take at least 4 men. At the rate of 1 tree a day just felling the trees would take over 11 years. This doesn't account for the time to sharpen the stone axes or make new handles when they break either. The total weight of the logs (4049 of them) would amount to, wait for it,
Two million, nine hundred thirty five thousand, five hundred and twenty five lbs. 2,935,525 lbs.
11 years just to cut down the trees. How long to build a boat that big? What holds the logs together? Glue? Nails? No steel remember? Even if they had nails, what would they hammer them in with, a stone hammer?
I'm going to bed!
. Shinto carpenters in Japan have been building for aeons without nails! Just joins under tension. Wake up n get educated before mouthing off!Two million, nine hundred thirty five thousand, five hundred and twenty five lbs. 2,935,525 lbs.
11 years just to cut down the trees. How long to build a boat that big? What holds the logs together? Glue? Nails? No steel remember? Even if they had nails, what would they hammer them in with, a stone hammer?
I'm going to bed!
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cgedvr1: amazing...
why would a believer be obsessed with an atheist??? love
why would an atheist be obsessed with believers??? hate
btw...the world is flat
why would a believer be obsessed with an atheist??? love
why would an atheist be obsessed with believers??? hate
btw...the world is flat
The world is getting f
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lifeisadream: The world is getting f l at!
good morning life...maybe tom brady has gotten a hold of it...
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ooby_dooby: Good Morning Sunshine, You can't be talking about me because I'm not an Atheist, I'm a Scientist, and as such everything I claim is subject to peer review and must be able to be duplicated anywhere, anytime. The fairy tales in the bible are exempt from peer review but must be accepted without question according to the Mafia called the Church.
If believers can't accept fact checking of the fables they were spoon fed from birth, they have my condolences to spend their entire lives in the dark.
If believers can't accept fact checking of the fables they were spoon fed from birth, they have my condolences to spend their entire lives in the dark.
You're the worst advertisement for the science Profession.
I don't think any reasonable person of faith thinks that the entire biosphere was sampled and put on a boat.
Now. Tell everyone the world is not flat. Just in case we didn't know. It'll make you feel clever, I'm sure of it.
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MADDOG69: You're the worst advertisement for the science Profession.
I don't think any reasonable person of faith thinks that the entire biosphere was sampled and put on a boat.
Now. Tell everyone the world is not flat. Just in case we didn't know. It'll make you feel clever, I'm sure of it.
I thought the world was slighty oval.....?????I don't think any reasonable person of faith thinks that the entire biosphere was sampled and put on a boat.
Now. Tell everyone the world is not flat. Just in case we didn't know. It'll make you feel clever, I'm sure of it.
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More interestingly, it's a story of genocide.
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Two million, nine hundred thirty five thousand, five hundred and twenty five lbs. 2,935,525 lbs.
11 years just to cut down the trees. How long to build a boat that big? What holds the logs together? Glue? Nails? No steel remember? Even if they had nails, what would they hammer them in with, a stone hammer?
I'm going to bed!