Most Liked Food Poems (148)

In the morning
Dash for my tea cup
Milk for me tea

Tea bag for my
Magic brew
Hot steamy water for my tea cup
Stir my brew not to let it spill
Anti clockwise i stir my brew

Contiplating day ahead is it going to be a good day ahead I ponder over my magic brew my taste buds savouir my magic brew
Relaxed I feel savouiring my brew
Now to cook breakfast oh what a to do
To many thing to do burnt my toast mmm

Scrap the burnt bits of f with me knife
Butter me toast
Fry me bacon for me toast
Oh what a to Do

Think I'll make another brew

Jimmy shues open tonight,
serving monkey brains,
Sheeps eyes soup,
Whale and squid platter,
Small exotic insects,
Rat burgers,
I think i ill give it a miss
not into exotic food,
Just lost my appetite
sorry Jimmy,no offence,
Your food looks lovely,
Gimme a shout when you have a bit of beef,
Just cut my hair glueing it together
putting it in my ear to keep it warm,
an earwig.

The pimpernel arose one morning
with scratches lathed depth within the back

from left to write
an anger

seethed with all that's black

to drag the rug to muddied waters
with no rhyme or sodden reason

I say
stand up you bastard

for you
have committed treason

within this court
of foolish wigs

so standing with the worst of pigs

honk and snort as you do

for I shall slice you
through and through

for wayward words that cut and grovel like lice

hidden you cringe

face one
like me

I'll take you down
through paragraghs of life


bidding you
with no bow in place

adiue sweet one

I rest my case.

The isle of mystique
The irrigate lands
Harmonieum bond
Black decidant rocks

With fields open wide green megalith
Fields ploughed unobrasive field
Restored to full harmony
Festuon
Tassel with culterd bounds
Fuliacerous to no taste oderious to the soul
No man can coquerour
Oblivous to taste

Get out the skillet
add some fat to it
let it get spitting hot
add the bacon watch it sizzle

Now a couple of eggs
and a tomato or two
butter the bread
pile in the food

Nice tasty sarnies
for the hungry man
see the grease drip
down his chin as he eats

Replete now he can sleep
a repose sweet and deep

Fluffy round bread of versatility. A favorte in diet minded distruction. Add bacon,cheese or what ever you please just follow the instruction. Easy method: pancake mix, milk nothing more. Hard method: flower,milk,lard,salt...way to much of a chore...need I say more. Now that all is done let the baking begin. Eat one or two any more will be a gut bomb to you. Dont forget to bake extra too.Great wepons of obliteration : bake a few min. more,let cool then throw. Garenteed to cause pain or shatter your target.

Mushroom soup

Mushroom soup, to my delight,
Was a delicious bowl made just right.
A friend prepaired that very day.
Could taste its savory ingredients, in a mystical
Magical way.
Flour, im sure, a bit of salt & sugar to taste.
A creamy milk substance, wow!!! This shroom soup
Is amazingly great.
It really awakened, my palate.
Not to mention my senses, were alive!
In a strange hallucinated state,
Did my spoon, by itself, just take a dive?
Mind shattering, altering thoughts,
As I clinged on to my bowl.
Not realizing my visual perception,
Seemed a wee...ok totally off.
Laughing uncontrollably, great conversation, good food
And drink.
Enjoying every morsel, as my suspicious mind kicked in
As I finished my last spoon,
My friend smiled & said with glee.
Shall we have, another round?
Then I replied anxiously,
With a smirk on my face, I said
"Most definetly"

Chocolate - An Acrostic - what was I thinking?

C - Chocolate Oh Chocolate
H - Hormones raging asking for more chocolate
O - Over-indulgence a monthly predicament
C - Chocolate Oh watch out when I crave
O - of all things sweet and yummy treats
L - Late night or early morning I crave for it
A - another dose, another shot; forget the weight
T - Tea, coffee...dear they just couldn't compare to the
E - Excitement that explodes as CHOCOLATE+taste-buds in mouth collide!

Creamy, sensuous, gently caress
Held to lips, true blessedness.
Only you possess key to this happy heart
Contained in passion’s hands, from very start.
Only your sweet kisses will forever do
Lover of mine, melting me into you.
Angels, surely, smiled down on me.
Tantalizing is the texture of thee.
Every fiber of my being desirous of you

Dripping juices delectably divine.
All olfactory senses you do stimulate
Rich and dark, satisfying taste sublime.
Know, thankful am I for this sweetest fate.

Warm, soft, creamy body draped perfectly over the kitchen table,
dreamy eyes looking softly into his, two soft gentle hands holding the
glass bowl in place on top of her chest, warm melted ribbons of chocolate
poured into the bowl now glistened in a pool waiting.

He dipped his paintbrush into the chocolate and decided her full lips
needed to be decorated first, she moaned and tasted the sweet treat dripping from her lips into her mouth, when her lips where covered in a thick layer he placed the brush back in the bowl, and looking deep into her eyes he leaned in and licked her lips slowly making sure to get every drop, she shivered at the look in his eyes when he leaned back and picked up his brush.

she could not wait to see what he painted next.