What are the BEST things about living alone? (31)

Nov 7, 2018 4:55 AM CSTWhat are the BEST things about living alone?
MisterForYou
MisterForYouMisterForYouValletta, Majjistral Malta68 Threads 10 Polls 940 Posts

What are the BEST things about living alone?(Vote Below)

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1. Five things in the bathroom cabinet, not fifty.
0%
0 Votes
2. I can lie anywhere on the mattress, and I get the WHOLE duvet.
25%
5 Votes
3. TV channel is my decision, and mine alone.
40%
8 Votes
4. I get to eat the leftover pizza.
10%
2 Votes
5. I can live with my dirt.
10%
2 Votes
6. Toilet seat up or down-no issue.
0%
0 Votes
7. A LOT less washing.
5%
1 Votes
8. The dishwasher goes on once a week.
5%
1 Votes
9. I fart, therefore I am.
5%
1 Votes
10. Beer is an acceptable beverage at breakfast.
0%
0 Votes
20 Total Votes
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Nov 7, 2018 5:01 AM CST What are the BEST things about living alone?
11. Fifty things in the bathroom cabinet, not five


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Nov 7, 2018 5:05 AM CST What are the BEST things about living alone?
MisterForYou
MisterForYouMisterForYouValletta, Majjistral Malta68 Threads 10 Polls 940 Posts
mollybaby: 11. Fifty things in the bathroom cabinet, not five
12. No cosmetics in the bidet.

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Nov 7, 2018 5:12 AM CST What are the BEST things about living alone?
aries1234online now!
aries1234online now!aries1234Ocean City, Plymouth, Devon, England UK197 Threads 3 Polls 6,806 Posts
But no one to warm your feet on
Nov 7, 2018 5:46 AM CST What are the BEST things about living alone?
MisterForYou: 12. No cosmetics in the bidet.
Aren't you the posh one with your bidet snooty

cool
Nov 7, 2018 5:48 AM CST What are the BEST things about living alone?
I must be very stupid, I keep on sleeping in the right half of the bed...instead of spreading like a star fish mumbling
Nov 7, 2018 5:50 AM CST What are the BEST things about living alone?
pKrema: I must be very stupid, I keep on sleeping in the right half of the bed...instead of spreading like a star fish
I'm the same, I only take up about a fifth of the bed, and don't toss and turn.
I am easy to sleep with cool
Nov 7, 2018 5:52 AM CST What are the BEST things about living alone?
mollybaby: I'm the same, I only take up about a fifth of the bed, and don't toss and turn.
I am easy to sleep with
You are my "sleeping pattern" twin, Molly... laugh
Nov 7, 2018 5:52 AM CST What are the BEST things about living alone?
Arthur_Sixpence
Arthur_SixpenceArthur_SixpenceEnnis, Clare Ireland68 Threads 4 Polls 1,387 Posts
aries1234: But no one to warm your feet on
.....and on the seventh day God invented the hot water bottle....because electricity was still unheard of...
Nov 7, 2018 5:53 AM CST What are the BEST things about living alone?
pKrema: You are my "sleeping pattern" twin, Molly...
We could fit another two people in the bed as well by the sounds of it laugh
Nov 7, 2018 5:55 AM CST What are the BEST things about living alone?
mollybaby: We could fit another two people in the bed as well by the sounds of it
Let's not feed the male poster's fantasies...uh oh





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Nov 7, 2018 5:55 AM CST What are the BEST things about living alone?
aries1234online now!
aries1234online now!aries1234Ocean City, Plymouth, Devon, England UK197 Threads 3 Polls 6,806 Posts
pKrema: You are my "sleeping pattern" twin, Molly...
I don't know what I do in my sleep, but the upper mattress seems to move a bit to the right overnight. And no it's not thatgrin
Nov 7, 2018 5:56 AM CST What are the BEST things about living alone?
TerryBull
TerryBullTerryBullLondon, Inner London, England UK1 Threads 373 Posts
pKrema: Let's not feed the male poster's fantasies...
To late
Nov 7, 2018 5:57 AM CST What are the BEST things about living alone?
TerryBull
TerryBullTerryBullLondon, Inner London, England UK1 Threads 373 Posts
pKrema: Let's not feed the male poster's fantasies...
Just supposing, how would it go?
Nov 7, 2018 6:16 AM CST What are the BEST things about living alone?
I can't really think of something that makes my single life better...
I've passed the stages when a toothpaste squeezed in the middle would irritate me or stuff not put back exactly where I want it...or stealing the blanket...or whatever... dunno
Nov 7, 2018 6:41 AM CST What are the BEST things about living alone?
"What are the BEST things about living alone?"


Not feeling obligated, to give anyone my itinerary.
Nov 7, 2018 6:43 AM CST What are the BEST things about living alone?
Track16online today!
Track16online today!Track16Little Hearts Ease, Newfoundland Canada671 Threads 8,045 Posts
You can sit naked on the couch
Nov 7, 2018 7:16 AM CST What are the BEST things about living alone?
jimgi
jimgijimgiroscommon, Roscommon Ireland3 Threads 1 Polls 979 Posts
mollybaby:
I am easy to sleep with
Mmmm. Really? Interesting.
You don't need a few dates ,alcohol or holding hands kind of thing first? wink
Nov 7, 2018 8:49 AM CST What are the BEST things about living alone?
MisterForYou
MisterForYouMisterForYouValletta, Majjistral Malta68 Threads 10 Polls 940 Posts
pKrema: I must be very stupid, I keep on sleeping in the right half of the bed...instead of spreading like a star fish
The Starfish position is far superior as a sleeping posture. Firstly, it frees you to dominate and own the bed with your assertive single status. Secondly, if you are lucky enough to get a new lover, you don't have to radically change position...apart from lifting the odd leg or two.

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Nov 7, 2018 8:51 AM CST What are the BEST things about living alone?
I can come and go as I please, without question. gotta go
Nov 7, 2018 8:52 AM CST What are the BEST things about living alone?
MisterForYou
MisterForYouMisterForYouValletta, Majjistral Malta68 Threads 10 Polls 940 Posts
RedHeadedTaurus: I can come and go as I please, without question.
Is the accent on the first part or the second part of the sentence?

angel
Nov 7, 2018 8:57 AM CST What are the BEST things about living alone?
MisterForYou: Is the accent on the first part or the second part of the sentence?
Take your pick … innocent
Nov 7, 2018 12:06 PM CST What are the BEST things about living alone?
marlindaponline today!
marlindaponline today!marlindapClearwater, British Columbia Canada580 Posts
your hands get a lot more exercise
Nov 7, 2018 12:22 PM CST What are the BEST things about living alone?
MisterForYou
MisterForYouMisterForYouValletta, Majjistral Malta68 Threads 10 Polls 940 Posts
marlindap: your hands get a lot more exercise
laugh banana
Nov 7, 2018 1:12 PM CST What are the BEST things about living alone?
Well, if my choices were living with the wrong person or alone
i would come up with a ton benefits for living alone
Nov 7, 2018 1:18 PM CST What are the BEST things about living alone?
MisterForYou
MisterForYouMisterForYouValletta, Majjistral Malta68 Threads 10 Polls 940 Posts
I think the greatest asset with singledom and living alone is the pure pleasure and luxury of having leisure time and freedom for oneself. It is a privilege belonging to the few. Naturslly, it's only an asset if you enjoy your own company.
Nov 8, 2018 2:35 PM CST What are the BEST things about living alone?
living alone? can watch what ever i want on tv.
Nov 9, 2018 4:31 AM CST What are the BEST things about living alone?
I can live and be content in my own little world while blasting Christmas tunes in October.......dancingsanta
Nov 9, 2018 5:31 AM CST What are the BEST things about living alone?
Live by my own times, get up when I want, (my work is mostly during the afternoons, only sometimes in the morning). Come home at what time I like, eat when I like, sometimes having diner around 00.00 am.

Can't help it, I'm a busy bee.
Nov 9, 2018 11:42 AM CST What are the BEST things about living alone?
80sjunkie
80sjunkie80sjunkieDryden, Ontario Canada13 Posts
hmmmm...me, on the left side....LOL!!! Not sure about the starfish thing...but....sounds intriguing......but, I haven't seen a benefit of being alone for the last 9 years......sad to say.
Nov 10, 2018 3:54 AM CST What are the BEST things about living alone?
sarah727online today!
sarah727online today!sarah727london, Inner London, England UK8 Posts
You don't have to afraid about second person's intereference peace
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