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What do we do when we see a red flag?

We stop
0
0%
We speed up
0
0%
Other
0
0%
Total Votes
0
The correct answer might be found here;

Have you ever been arrested for Drinking While Intoxicated. The brothers are funny in this podcast.

I agree, the Twins are funny and I have not been arrested for DWI
0%
0 Votes
I disagree that the Twins are Funny and I have been arrested for DWI
0%
0 Votes
0 Total Votes
Cop Slams his Police Chief Onto Hood Of Car After He Shows Up 'Drunk' To DUI Crash I love these brothers. they be...

Two Green Balls

Yes
0
0%
No
0
0%
Total Votes
0
Who am I ?...

Do women or men... like lazing in the sun mostly?

Women do it more
8
89%
Men do it more
1
11%
Total Votes
9
Bonus questions...does women's make-up run a lot...on a hot sunny day Do women enjoy the multi tasking of showing off their bodies to men and working on a tan How long...is too long in the sun...

does swinging on a rope bridge sound like good fun to you?

yes, good
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0%
no, not good
0
0%
Total Votes
0

Conflicts resolution strategies on CS !!!!

a. Abuse back cos you wont take s***
7
7%
b. Put up a sensible argument or point.
19
18%
c. Gang up and scare them away !!
1
1%
d. Silent treatment ..
8
8%
e. Run to report !!!
3
3%
f. Different srategies depending on the offence !
18
17%
g. If one doesnt work try the other ..
4
4%
h. Make them pay for it thread to thread !!!
1
1%
i. well.. who cares .. forget it and move on !!
32
30%
j. BEST : sit back and enjoy it !!
12
11%
Total Votes
105
Well.. you have been a mean little thing or plain victimised ... you have someone getting at you somewhere sometime ... all the time Maybe they hijack your thread .. make you pay for something somewhere else .. Maybe its sissy fighting...Read more

A woman and a melon are hard to choose ?

Yes
10
40%
No
8
32%
Dont try
7
28%
Total Votes
25
melon u can hit the top and try but girls...

who needs love the most,lol.

dirty old men
6
9%
grumpy old men
4
6%
bbw/women
12
17%
all
48
69%
Total Votes
70
just,for the heck of it,in a good mood&nice warm fall day....

I admit that I've pee'd in the shower?

Yes, and felt liberated
49
73%
No, I'm too proper
5
7%
Maybe
8
12%
Can't remember
2
3%
Other?
3
4%
Total Votes
67
Runner Water just trigger's that reflex?...

The best tag team wrestlers,oh would win the match.

pee wee herman and sagel
4
16%
Mr t and brittny spears
3
12%
bill and hillary cliton
3
12%
tom and jerry
5
20%
big bird and obama
3
12%
rocky and bullwinkly
1
4%
me and you
5
20%
dorthy and toto
1
4%
Total Votes
25
Pick your best team....

Tiger Woods Story--- What Actually Happened?

He was Framed- LAPD?
1
4%
Running from a Spaceship Zantarr?
0
0%
Running from a Mad Wife, with a 4 Wood
14
54%
Just tried to miss a Fire hydrant with antlers
0
0%
Was trying to get home before his wife woke up
4
15%
Came home from the Drinking Trough
4
15%
Other
2
8%
Your Comments?
1
4%
Total Votes
26
What's your take???...

Cold Hands can Ruin THE MOOD?

Yes
12
40%
No
7
23%
Not Sure
3
10%
I have a good remedy for that?
6
20%
Hate U?
1
3%
Other?
1
3%
Total Votes
30
I'm a little self-conscience about that?...

Rate Your Performance- Rating Photo's, Comment's, and Contacting Others?

A- Excellent
4
12%
B- Above Average
6
19%
C- Average
14
44%
D- Not acceptable
1
3%
WT- F
3
9%
Other?
3
9%
Don't care about Singles?
1
3%
Total Votes
32
I spend more time waisted on Blogs and Polls?...

National U.S. survey your vote counts. We need your votes.

break me off a piece of that kit-kat-bar
2
15%
im lovin it
1
8%
wonka- what will we think of next
1
8%
what would you do for klondike bar
4
31%
bush's secret family recipe- duke knows
4
31%
5...5.... 5 flootlong
1
8%
Total Votes
13
National U.S. survey your vote counts. We need your votes. Think your answer through This is not a waste of your time....

Chances of you rolling down your windows in traffic and blasting this song

Hell ya
6
29%
Umm.....
4
19%
This song is on a ablum hahaaha.
0
0%
No rap in my car sorry.
8
38%
funny shit.
0
0%
speaking of this song im a fan of nice dsl
0
0%
no comment
3
14%
Total Votes
21
LISTEN TO THE WHOLE SONG

have you ever sent in a funny home movie to a tv channel?

yes
2
7%
no
25
89%
i know somebody that did
1
4%
Total Votes
28
there's cash to be made if your film is broadcast,so what are you waiting for?!...

ladies Do you take the shower

every day
27
55%
Twice a Day
9
18%
3 times a Day
2
4%
Once in a week
2
4%
Once in a Month
2
4%
Once in a Year
2
4%
I didnt take since i born
3
6%
Other
2
4%
Total Votes
49
Plz .....

"IM" what a joke... Still down!!!

Leave IM is down message
7
20%
Just stop playing and remove it!
8
23%
Better still fix it!!!
20
57%
Total Votes
35
Second Poll on the same thing.......

Whomever has Bigger Gun does the most Negotiating...

Yes
15
50%
No
2
7%
What's a Gun
2
7%
Love Gun
4
13%
Don't know
0
0%
Forgot
0
0%
I'm with Stupid.
7
23%
Total Votes
30

Most likely to occur this Year- 2011

OBummer has a Nervous Breakdown/Vacation again?
2
6%
Obummer Re-Awared the Nobel Peace Prize+Fruit Pop
1
3%
Israel Lunches Major Air Strike
6
19%
Unusually cold Winter saves the Polar Bear's
4
13%
Charlie Sheen gets Porn on Prime Time TV :)
2
6%
Gays over the World Are Married/Except Middle E.
5
16%
West Coast Missile Travels around the World
1
3%
Health Care Bill Gets booted across the Mex.Border
2
6%
Lebron James quits the Heat B-Ball Team
1
3%
Oprah Has a Twin Lesbian Sister
7
23%
Total Votes
31

Can Dolphins 'really' tell the time?

Yes
8
29%
No
6
21%
Don't know
8
29%
Maybe
4
14%
Not while submerged
2
7%
Total Votes
28
I asked a Dolphin and he said 2 O'Clock...but I thought it was a bit dubious..I mean it could have been 3:30!...

HOW MANY GUYS LIKE ME HERE???

YES
0
0%
NO
6
40%
NEVER
9
60%
Total Votes
15
HOW MANY GUYS LIKE ME HERE???...

What Dance To Do On The Obama Threads

Bunny Hop
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0%
Can-Can
0
0%
Charleston
1
10%
Pee Pee Dance
5
50%
Polka
0
0%
Rhumba
0
0%
Tango
2
20%
Time Warp
1
10%
Square Dance
0
0%
Waltz
1
10%
Total Votes
10
One of the biggest controversies on Connecting Singles since the "Starling or Swallow" thread of 2009 is the question of the official dance of the Obama threads. While there has been strong advocacy for the Can-Can others have raised their voices and...Read more

What should be the dance for the Obama threads?

Bunny Hop
0
0%
Can-Can
0
0%
Charleston
0
0%
Pee Pee Dance
7
54%
Polka
1
8%
Rhumba
1
8%
Tango
1
8%
Time Warp
1
8%
Square Dance
0
0%
Waltz
2
15%
Total Votes
13
One of the biggest controversies on Connecting Singles since the "Starling or Swallow" thread of 2009 is the question of the official dance of the Obama threads. While there has been strong advocacy for the Can-Can others have raised their voices and...Read more

Which Olympics event would you want to see?

Human pinata.
6
14%
Politicians B-S biathalon.
5
12%
Texting while running. 1000 meters.
31
74%
Total Votes
42
Good bye Olympics. See you in 2016....

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