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What are you wearing now?

Jeans
41
38%
Dress
2
2%
Shorts
13
12%
Skirt
2
2%
Slacks
6
6%
B-Day suit..lol
9
8%
None of your buisness
35
32%
Swim wear
1
1%
Total Votes
109

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Ladies ,do you like the men with

glasses
7
12%
Wthout Glasses
3
5%
bald head shining like a mirror ,hahaha
12
21%
old guy with a Big bank balance
5
9%
handsom but Poor
8
14%
A gay
1
2%
Ali i will email you
2
4%
Other
19
33%
Total Votes
57

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Who are the responsible for over pouplation

Men
20
25%
Women
18
22%
Porn Movies
8
10%
Other
35
43%
Total Votes
81

View Comments (67)

Is there any pregnant Girl on the CS ?

Yes
14
23%
No
7
12%
May be
4
7%
i dont know
21
35%
Ali ,i was but gave the birth yesterday
4
7%
I dont have Ultarasound machine
4
7%
Other
6
10%
Total Votes
60

View Comments (66)

THIS CUTE GREEK GUY ON CS KEEPS CALLING ME SWEATY SWAN RATHER THAN SWEETY SWAN, DO I?

Tell him it's SWEETY swan!!!!
22
37%
Carry on laughing about it
12
20%
Be sweaty swan for him
14
23%
I'll have some explaining to do for posting this
12
20%
Total Votes
60
You got to love the passionate Greeks. He can't speak English properly and actually told me he is posting his heart to the moon for me and I should do same!!!! Very cute!!!!...

View Comments (66)

Would you give up half your pay check to the Government to insure all citizens have Health Care?

Yes
15
19%
No
60
75%
Not Sure
4
5%
Other?
1
1%
Total Votes
80
Some will???...

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Should the government create the policy to decrease the personal right from smokers?

It should, illness from smoking may cause health department ask for higher budget. We must against to pay more tax.
33%
4 Votes
It should not... unless those smokers are rich enough and ready to responsibility on their illness.
42%
5 Votes
It should not... research and development will lost their jobs
0%
0 Votes
It should not... the exporters of tobacco leaf will make more money
8%
1 Votes
It should not ... the insurance companies will take this opportunity to increase the fee
17%
2 Votes
12 Total Votes
People outside of develop countries always confuse with the campaign... STOP SMOKING whereas the government still produce its...

View Comments (65)

If money was problem which luxury vehicle would you choose?

Lambroghini
10
10%
Ferrari
16
16%
Rolls Royce
10
10%
Porche
7
7%
Aston Martin
10
10%
Jaguar
7
7%
Mercedes
12
12%
BMW
10
10%
Range Rover
16
16%
Total Votes
98
Which car would you choose?...

View Comments (63)

How would you like to die?

In a pyroclasmic woosh - a volcanic eruption!- you're gone in an instant.
3%
1 Votes
Double-decker bus driven by a getaway bank robber.
0%
0 Votes
A Great White takes you on your Caribbean holiday.
0%
0 Votes
Having wicked sex with overweight ex.
8%
3 Votes
In a pub brawl after a soccer match - your team lost.
0%
0 Votes
Watching telly at home, with a peanut in your throat.
0%
0 Votes
Heart attack - it was all those kebabs, you fool!
3%
1 Votes
Mad Cow Disease - it was all those kebabs, you fool!
3%
1 Votes
Pure boredom - after 25 years on CS, you die of unrequited love and a broken heart.
11%
4 Votes
Softly, gently in your sleep, to the sound of the 'Gladiator' theme music.
74%
28 Votes
38 Total Votes
Look, it's going to happen, so make your choice right here before all the good ones are gone, and pay on the way out, ok?...

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Which comedian would you say tickles you pink with laughter ....

Lee Evans
2
4%
Eddie Murphy
7
14%
Bill Cosby
5
10%
Katt Williams
3
6%
Dawn French
2
4%
Chris Rock
3
6%
Billy Connolly
9
18%
Robin Williams
13
26%
Jennifer Saunders
2
4%
Russell Brand
4
8%
Total Votes
50
I couldn't list them all , but here are a few .. Why do these comedians make u Laugh out Loud (LOL) ?? Have you ever seen them live ? What makes a good comedian to you !! :roll...

View Comments (62)

Is it True that Most of women are Jealouse to Each other ?

Yes it is True
40
47%
No ,it is not
14
16%
depends on the Individual
19
22%
I dont know
3
4%
yes they are ,why ?
7
8%
Ali it is Women's matter (Hug)
1
1%
If they eat Hot paper
0
0%
Other
1
1%
Total Votes
85

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Would you rather be good looking or rich?

Good Looking
31
38%
Rich
50
62%
Total Votes
81
Honest Answer...

View Comments (60)

Public Restroom: Should women share their restroom with men.

Yes
16
20%
No
58
72%
Dah!
6
8%
Total Votes
80
Happy Endings...

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Another year has come and gone. Are you?

Glad to know that 2008 is in the past.
15
14%
Looking forward to what 2009 may bring.
40
38%
Saying 08 wasn't so bad and 09 can only be better.
2
2%
Gearing up to realy sink your teeth into 2009.
6
6%
Praying for mercy.
7
7%
Hunkering down and bracing yourself for 2009
7
7%
Wondering if 09 will be the year you get it done.
4
4%
Planning of kicking butt and not taking names.
0
0%
Saying that you may have to get used to the facts.
1
1%
Just happy to be alive.
24
23%
Total Votes
106
So I have decided to come back from a short time out and really just want to take another chance at this whole thing, I believed I got a pretty raw deal last time but I wont let that detour me from trying again. So, I am just checking my expectations...Read more

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Pull my figer!!

OK lets see what happens..
29
45%
No way, I know what your gonna do..
36
55%
Total Votes
65
I thought since we have a over flowing abundance of polls popping up in the forums I would add my own meaningless poll for your amusement… So what will you do?? Your comments are very welcome as well but they must remain completely meaningless or y...Read more

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Do you find the people on cs with potty-mouths attractive?

Yes, because it tells me how spiritual they probably are.
3%
1 Votes
No, they are hiding something
6%
2 Votes
Hell yes ! because it tells me how intelligent they must really be.
3%
1 Votes
No, Makes me puke. They probably never use soap.
13%
4 Votes
Yes, it takes all kinds
6%
2 Votes
No, but it says who they really are in the real world.
52%
16 Votes
Other
16%
5 Votes
31 Total Votes
Trash-talk can disappear from the forums and then one person can come around from ancient cs history and get rank again (probably using a new nickname yet recognized) and you know which other cs members are going to be attracted to potty-talk and res...Read more

View Comments (59)

Where is the capital of Japan?

Shanghai
6
8%
Beijing
3
4%
Soul
3
4%
Osaka
3
4%
Taipei
0
0%
Tokyo
64
81%
Total Votes
79
Let's see what happens....

View Comments (58)

Your choice of whiskey or beers to sip on are

johnny walker
2
3%
jack daniels
21
36%
scotch
4
7%
crown royal
6
10%
captain morgan
12
21%
icehouse
1
2%
natural ice
1
2%
fat tire
0
0%
blue moon
4
7%
samuel adams
7
12%
Total Votes
58

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If you couldn't be a human what animal would you be?

Dog
9
10%
Cat
8
9%
Lion or tiger
18
21%
Dolphin
10
12%
Monkey
4
5%
Bird
11
13%
Octopus
3
3%
Goat
0
0%
Lizard
3
3%
Other
20
23%
Total Votes
86
I always find this a really interesting question and thought I'd put it out there as you can learn a lot about people by what they choose and why....

View Comments (56)

What do you use when you run out if toilet paper?

Wool
1
4%
Sponges
2
7%
Lace
0
0%
Leaves
0
0%
Corn Cobs
1
4%
Newspapers
7
26%
Mail order catalogs
1
4%
Hands
1
4%
Cell Phone
0
0%
Other
14
52%
Total Votes
27
Other?...

View Comments (56)

Emperor George W. Bush #1

Yes
17
25%
No
50
75%
Total Votes
67
Bush 43 did such a great job as President of the U.S.A. and kept us safe, here, after 9/11, I believe he should now be Emporer Bush #1 of the entire world. Please vote Yes or No here. The results will be disseminated on msnbc after a week of vot...Read more

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What supernatural abilities do you wish to have

See the future
20
27%
Immortality
15
21%
Invisibility
26
36%
Manipulate minds
12
16%
Total Votes
73
Honet Answer...

View Comments (55)

Where do you look best nakid?

Anywhere..if youve got it flaunt it!
21
19%
A nudist colony
2
2%
Only in a Dr. office
1
1%
Only in the shower
11
10%
Anywhere in my house-with curtains open
11
10%
Anywhere in my house-with curtains closed
28
26%
Only in the dark
35
32%
Total Votes
109
Where would you feel comfy without your cloths? or or...

View Comments (55)

who creates the best comedians?

America
38
48%
England
21
26%
France
2
2%
wales
1
1%
scotland
7
9%
Canada
6
8%
Australia
2
2%
Northern Irland
0
0%
southern Irland
3
4%
Germany
0
0%
Total Votes
80
think of your most favourite comedian...

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Men-What size do you like your women??

the abyss
3
5%
like a 4 lane highway
0
0%
tighter than a frogs butt
15
26%
makes an echo
2
3%
have to tie a 3ft 2x4 to my butt so i don't fall i
0
0%
small enough for a broken pencil
6
10%
wider than the McDonalds arches
1
2%
found my old friends class ring inside
2
3%
small as Barbie
6
10%
other
23
40%
Total Votes
58
Ok this is for you men who were to chicken to create this!!! Vote away!...

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