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what do you do ,, if the front door is shut...?

poke it with your finger
0
0%
sniff at it
1
6%
oil it
1
6%
use a jerry bar
2
12%
peep at it
4
24%
or try the back door
9
53%
Total Votes
17
what do you do if the front door is closed ,,...

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Is Connecting Singles a path for many to attain Artificial Intelligence ?

Yes
14
37%
No
13
34%
Maybe
8
21%
Over my head
2
5%
Other
1
3%
Total Votes
38
Just curious. Any and all opinions appreciated....

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The Poll to end all Polls

Should we do one?
7
12%
Should we do one?
2
4%
Should we do one?
1
2%
Should we do one?
1
2%
Should we do one?
1
2%
Should we do one?
0
0%
Should we do one?
1
2%
Should we do one?
0
0%
Should we do one?
2
4%
All of the above! ROFL
41
73%
Total Votes
56
This Is The Mother Of All Polls,so think carefully before voting!...

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Bush Claims Victory in Iraq , with Obama's

Perfect Arabic Dialect
5
15%
Sympothizing With Ground Zero Mosque Union
5
15%
Duping Nobel Peace Prize Intellect Committee
4
12%
No Bama-Really GOP Underground Won
7
21%
Other!
12
36%
Total Votes
33
We won......

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What is the most important part of our bodies?

Head
7
20%
Heart
15
43%
Eyes
3
9%
Lungs
2
6%
Arse hole
5
14%
Genitalia
1
3%
Feet
0
0%
Ears
0
0%
Hips
0
0%
Other
2
6%
Total Votes
35
I’ll go with the Heart ..... What do you think is the most important part of our bodies? And Why?...

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Can women go with drama in their lives?

No
4
22%
Yes
14
78%
Total Votes
18
We all know a good number of women...love drama and seek drama...in their personal lives or by watching soaps or by social media..but if everything...really was perfect for women and they never wanted for anything...would they look for something...an...Read more

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What is your favorite animal

I love all kinds of animals!
20
67%
Reptile
1
3%
Fish
1
3%
Aquatic Mammal
0
0%
Land Mammal
7
23%
Bird
1
3%
Insect
0
0%
I hate animals!
0
0%
Total Votes
30
There are many kinds of animals. I can't mention them one by one in the options above. I myself know what animal I will choose. So generally, what is your favorite animal? Don't forget to explain your reason in the comment....

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In light of the lack of interest in my last thread, Do I write the worst threads on CS.

yes.
11
23%
no
9
19%
your an idiot.
6
12%
your a boring idiot
3
6%
your a boring, sexy idiot
2
4%
you have cool hair
5
10%
you slammed your head in the refigerator.
12
25%
Total Votes
48

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what's your favorite taco?

crunchy taco
5
12%
soft taco
14
33%
volcano taco
1
2%
the octogon of greatness
1
2%
mexican pizza
5
12%
burrito
4
9%
chimichanga
4
9%
taco salad
2
5%
taco flavored kisses
5
12%
taco supreme no onions
2
5%
Total Votes
43
i know that they are not all tacos but if they were it wouldn't be much of a poll . that and i thought it was funny ....

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Would you...

Stomp on my burning head to put out the fire?
2
4%
Save me from drowning... by taking your foot off?
1
2%
Would you miss me if I was walking on the highway?
0
0%
Stop me from sleeping with lions?
1
2%
Tell me where to go if I was lost?
7
16%
Hate me for my own good?
3
7%
Slap me for the hind-lick manoeuver?
0
0%
Save me a seat on the bus to nowhere?
1
2%
Stop me from making this stupid poll?
12
27%
Would you just accept me for who I am?
18
40%
Total Votes
45
Just curious as my ender-developed ego has needs too you know. Please respond in a humourous fashion as I need a few laughs right now....

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Who is the last person on the planet that you would loan money to?

A relative.
15
34%
A co-worker.
15
34%
A friend who is unemployed.
14
32%
Total Votes
44
Who do you trust with your cash? It's not a question of who do you trust with it. It's who do you trust to pay you back....

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Are YOU a GIVER or TAKER

Giver........all the time :)
61
88%
Taker.......hehehe...
8
12%
Total Votes
69
Some of us are more givers some of us are more takers.......Which one are you be honest. I can definitely I'm a Giver :)...

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Which aliens do you think we could beat if they really invaded Earth?

Daleks.
2
11%
Romulans.
4
22%
The Zerg.
4
22%
The Kree.
1
6%
Cybermen.
3
17%
The Brelac.
4
22%
Total Votes
18
Watch the skies....

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Who looks most like me?

Yul Brynner
0
0%
Telly Savalas
4
31%
Other
9
69%
Total Votes
13
Yul Brynner Telly Savalas...

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Which country is better? this is just for fun

canada
53
62%
usa
33
38%
Total Votes
86
just for fun i want to see what everyone thinks the every day competing between the 2 countries...

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Who is in your Photo... ???

You
71
76%
Myself and Two Uglies, Pick N Choose?
5
5%
You, Half decade ago
0
0%
You, Fifty pounds/kgs ago
2
2%
Famous actor or model from Russia
2
2%
Vampire
2
2%
Caveman:No Photo- Don't Own Camara
3
3%
Other?
8
9%
Total Votes
93
You never know what you might get......

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do you want IM back?

Yes
47
64%
No
26
36%
Total Votes
73
I miss it....

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Ali110 is a

Excellent guy
1
4%
Good guy
2
8%
Lovely Guy
1
4%
Decent guy
1
4%
Handsom Guy
1
4%
Cool guy
1
4%
I love him
0
0%
he seems fine
12
50%
amazing
2
8%
Wowww...
3
12%
Total Votes
24

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Finish this..... I Will........................

I Wont..................
22
30%
I WANT TOO.....
52
70%
Total Votes
74
I Will ........Make Her Lauh As Much As Possible...

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what was the worst part of returning to college as an adult

having to drive there...not living on campus
2
8%
not invited to all the parties
1
4%
homework
6
23%
sitting in class w/ high school grads
8
31%
not being able to date the youngsters
2
8%
not being able to date the staff
4
15%
having to graduate...ie party over
3
12%
Total Votes
26
ahhh...was in touch w one of my college prof.s and it brought back memories......

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Why is it that it is the guy that has to take the first step?

Yes
27
64%
No
15
36%
Total Votes
42
I interested in english, and need to practise....

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Guys ,You like the Girls with

Big ones
20
29%
Small Ones
11
16%
Average
11
16%
Flat
1
1%
Smooth
2
3%
Stylish
3
4%
I dont care
7
10%
I prefere heart
11
16%
Other
4
6%
Total Votes
70
. . . . . . . . Guys ,what Kind of sandles you want ur Gal to wear ?...

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ladies ,If u were in Jungle and the Cheetah Attacks on your Guy you would

leave Him
3
14%
Fight Along wth him
5
24%
I can sacrify mylife for my love
3
14%
I will call for help
2
10%
A chance for me to find a new guy
3
14%
i will act like Tarzan ,haha
2
10%
Others
3
14%
Total Votes
21

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Self Defense

Self Defense techniques (with proper lessons of free hand fighting , martial art , boxing etc.)
21%
3 Votes
Any small handy weapon (pocket knife , shaving razors etc.)
0%
0 Votes
Pepper Spray (as alternative perfume , deodorant , mosquito spray etc. Whatever available)
7%
1 Votes
Fire Arms (with proper lessons and valid license)
29%
4 Votes
A location tracker (mobile or vehicle GPS system etc.)
0%
0 Votes
A communication device (mobile , wireless transmission etc.)
7%
1 Votes
A signaling equipment (to send SOS a torch , flair gun etc.)
7%
1 Votes
Anything available that can be used as weapon (safety pin , hair clip , pen , lighter , belt etc.)
7%
1 Votes
Scream to draw attention of rescuers/public
0%
0 Votes
Run as fast as you can
21%
3 Votes
14 Total Votes
Heyyaa all !! Imagine , If you were caught in a critical situation (attacked by mafia gang , attacked by a dinosaur , attacked by aliens etc.) , and needed something for self defense , then Which option would you Mostly like to Rely...Read more

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I dream of waking up next to.....?

a hearty breakfast
2
6%
a handsome, sexy man/woman
15
42%
a bottle of wine and a basket of fresh fruit
1
3%
my cuddly pets
4
11%
lots and lots of money
7
19%
my passport and first class tickets to Paris
0
0%
my dream car/bike/boat/jet
0
0%
my fun kids
0
0%
the beach on a bright sunny day
5
14%
something else?
2
6%
Total Votes
36
Have fun and keep dreaming....

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