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From few months we have many women from Indonesia on the site becoz

There is Flood so they Migrate to cs
6
15%
Scared of Vampires
6
15%
Due to bad weather
1
3%
They Love CS Guys
4
10%
I dont know
4
10%
There is a dating Virus
4
10%
Ali,they are members like us
6
15%
Other
8
21%
Total Votes
39
Hi Indonesian Girls ,How are you ? Note: This thread is only to have fun together along wth the Lovely Indonesian Girls ....

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Worst Thanksgiving table question?

Are you a leg or a thigh man?
4
12%
Would you like to try my breast?
13
39%
Would you please pass your cranberries to me?
2
6%
Will you both grab my wish bone and pull?
3
9%
Can I have my pie and Edith too?
3
9%
Did you think that the turkey tasted fowl?
3
9%
Do they mount stuffed turkeys like they do deer?
0
0%
Who's doing 'Grace' this year?
1
3%
Are the Lions on TV today?
2
6%
Do 'Turkey Claws' bring presents?
2
6%
Total Votes
33
Well we Americans survived another Thanksgiving and another Black Friday. So what is the worst question asked around the table that took hours of cooking to prepare and only minutes to 'gobble' down? You decide or share your own....

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What would you rather have?

A million dollars
11
16%
A long & healthy life
28
41%
A cute butt
0
0%
A bullfrog that could speak 4 languages
5
7%
A partner
17
25%
Mascara that never runs out
1
1%
A beach house with a view
4
6%
No wrinkles
0
0%
100 pairs of designer shoes
0
0%
Blue eyes that mesmerised everyone
3
4%
Total Votes
69
A little dig into your personality & where ur priorities lie!...

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Where are all the Robin Hood's hahaha

little john killed them
4
15%
they are here now
2
7%
bulls**t
6
22%
there coming soon
2
7%
they are on the plane
2
7%
i know a few
3
11%
pedro what did you have for breakfast? hehe
8
30%
Total Votes
27
ok some person said there are robin hood's coming...

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Which career would you choose?

Alligator Beautician
4
8%
Greased Pig Chaser
7
13%
Chicken Homicide Investigator
28
53%
Elephant Gynecologist
4
8%
Hippopotamus Dentist
3
6%
Rhinocerous Tail Puller
7
13%
Total Votes
53
What y'all said you were running out of ideas so don't be all rollin your eyes at my attempt for SOMETHING different... I would take the Chicken Homicide Investigator cause I may just find out why the heck the dang things kee...Read more

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Are you hot?

Yes
23
48%
Yes
1
2%
Yes
3
6%
Yes
0
0%
Yes
3
6%
Yes
2
4%
Yes
3
6%
Yes
4
8%
Yes
0
0%
Yes
9
19%
Total Votes
48
Well it appears that people like to ask if they're hot, so in order to expedite the process of questioning if one is "hot" and potential replies (yes, no, maybe) this poll is to say we are all hot in our own way, its just the temperature that differs...Read more

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Would you buy a used ar from Boris Johnson?

Yes he would tell me the truth about it
30%
3 Votes
No but he is much maligned and people take him the wrong way, he is an honest man really,
10%
1 Votes
NO
60%
6 Votes
10 Total Votes
He tells it as he sees it....

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Are you wasting your time on earth?

Yes
6
21%
No
11
39%
Maybe
9
32%
I like turtles!
2
7%
Total Votes
28
Think about it. Life is short. Take all the time you need....

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Should there be a section on here for those who identify as a cat

Yes
0
0%
No
0
0%
Only if you drink milk out of a saucer
0
0%
Total Votes
0
Noticed a similar pole.....this one is just to avoid discrimination...

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relationships...what would a woman..say most to a man?

I miss you
12
36%
I hate you
2
6%
Why are you late
3
9%
you can sleep on the sofa
1
3%
i have a headache/I'm not in the mood
5
15%
do i look fat in this
4
12%
Shut up
1
3%
one last chance
1
3%
you forgot my birthday
0
0%
other
4
12%
Total Votes
33
just a bit of humour...

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The Stars Are Out Of Alignment.... Again

I Noticed It In Real Life & On Line
1
8%
Nope, Same As Usual
6
46%
It Is Only C.S Regulars
1
8%
If You Build It They Will Come
0
0%
The Invasion Of The Body Snatchers /THEY LIVE
0
0%
Mandela Effect
0
0%
CERN Or Stargate
1
8%
5G !
1
8%
Turn In Your Telescope!
1
8%
Extraterrestrials Have Landed
2
15%
Total Votes
13
Had a strange or bizarre last 24-72 hours? Do you feel like the stars are out of alignment, or what?...

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USA to put humans on the moon again in 2021 ... Who will foot the bill?

Mexico
12%
2 Votes
Ukraine
6%
1 Votes
All other member NATO nations
12%
2 Votes
Vietnam
6%
1 Votes
Tesla
6%
1 Votes
Great Britain’s Monarchy will as settlement for burning the USA’s Whitehouse.
0%
0 Votes
Canada
0%
0 Votes
The Winner’s award in the next Eurovision contest
0%
0 Votes
All the above
18%
3 Votes
Other
41%
7 Votes
17 Total Votes
USA to put humans on the moon again in 2021 Who will pay to do this again?...

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Why men don,t listen, and women can,t read maps

why men dont listen and women can,t read maps
17
68%
why men don,t listen and women can,t read maps
8
32%
Total Votes
25
based on the book i read,and liked so much...

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What should I do?

Spend the day working and meet a customer deadline
16
55%
Bunk off work and walk around Howth cliffs
13
45%
Total Votes
29
One of the benefits of being self employed and working from home is that you don't have a boss looking over your shoulder...

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IDIOMS AND EUPHEMISTIC. WHICH ONE DO YOU LIKE

SANDWICH SHORT OF A PICNIC.
18
20%
DOESN'T HAVE ALL HIS CORNFLAKES IN ONE BOX.
1
1%
FELL OUT OF THE STUPID TREE AND HIT EVERY BRANCH.
29
32%
THE LIGHTS ARE ON, BUT NOBODYS HOME.
17
19%
AS CONFUSED AS A HUNGARY BABY IN A TOPLESS BAR.
12
13%
ONE FLOOR SHORT OF A BUNGALOW.
3
3%
CUP AND SAUCER SHORT OF A PLACE SETTING.
2
2%
TO HAVE KANGROSS LOOSE IN THE TOP PADDOCK.
1
1%
AS CRAZY AS A SACK FULL OF FERRETS.
5
5%
FEW DOLLY MIXTURES SHORT OF A FULL PACKET.
3
3%
Total Votes
91
VOTE FOR YOU FAVOURITE IDIOMS AND EUPHEMISTIC....

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Do you think this joke is funny ? (READ POST)

1/10
21
41%
2/10
2
4%
3/10
0
0%
4/10
4
8%
5/10
2
4%
6/10
2
4%
7/10
2
4%
8/10
5
10%
9/10
3
6%
10/10
10
20%
Total Votes
51
0 to 200 in 6 seconds ----------------------------- Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 5.4 secon...Read more

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What are Karen1973 & Rizzla doing on their date right now..................

Eating cheesecake
2
4%
Watching a DVD
2
4%
Listening to music
2
4%
Snogging
8
16%
Grinding
2
4%
Chatting and having a beer
7
14%
Doing some DIY
4
8%
Thinking of popping to tesco's
1
2%
Eating the second cheesecake
4
8%
Or, Just getting down to it!
17
35%
Total Votes
49
Sarcastic comments recommended!!!...

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poll dancers or stirripers?

polle dancer
59
53%
stripper
52
47%
Total Votes
111

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Have u ever kissed a bad kisser?

Yes,a few times.
64
73%
No,i haven't.
8
9%
Yeah,alot!
5
6%
Am even a bad kisser.
1
1%
Yet to have my first kiss.
5
6%
I don't kiss!I just get down 2 business!
5
6%
Total Votes
88
It happened last week Tuesday.We've been going out for sometime and i was like,'hey,you've got to give it a try'. But honestly,i wish i didn't cos it was disappointing.She was a bad kisser....

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ladies, do you want to have s.e.x with me?

yes, yes, yes :yay:
8
38%
definitely
4
19%
sure
1
5%
of course
4
19%
100%
0
0%
i want to do it right now
4
19%
Total Votes
21
i know that most of you would say no therfore there is no negative answer if you dont answer - make no diffrence - Silence implies consent...

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What's the lowest Rating you ever given a photo

One or two
22
50%
Three
3
7%
Four
3
7%
Five
4
9%
Six
2
5%
Feel too guilty to give below a seven
4
9%
....
1
2%
.....
0
0%
.........
0
0%
Everyone an alien 10
5
11%
Total Votes
44
Tens for everyone......

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Football/soccer

Hate it
18
35%
love it
27
52%
hairy men in shorts yay
4
8%
hairy legged men in short eewww
3
6%
Total Votes
52
I personally don't have an interest in it but am curious to see how many do and don't....

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LOL...

Is Funny compliment to structure
9
19%
Is way over used
17
36%
Should be banned
6
13%
Used to lessen seriousness
10
21%
Is Okay for others, but I don't use it anymore
1
2%
Other?
4
9%
Total Votes
47
LOL!!!...

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Which supernatural event do you think could really Happen?

Alien invasion.
5
12%
Zombie outbreak.
3
7%
Giant monster attack.
3
7%
Joe Biden elected president.
3
7%
Aliens send signals from deep space.
12
28%
Bigfoot captured alive.
2
5%
Honest politician discovered.
12
28%
Vampires are real.
2
5%
The Pittsburgh Pirates have winning season.
1
2%
Total Votes
43
The possibilities are endless....

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Who is the funniest man on tv right now?

David Letterman
2
6%
Jimmy Kimmel
6
17%
Jay Leno
6
17%
Jimmy Fallon
3
9%
John Stewart
3
9%
Stephen Colbert
4
11%
Daniel Tosh
3
9%
Craig Furguson
8
23%
Total Votes
35
The best funny man of all time was Johnny Carson. I would say my favorite, if I had to pick one would be Jimmy Kimmel. He had a hilarious run on The Man Show in the late 90's....

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