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EVERYBODY IS CORRUPTIBLY - IT JUST DEPENDS HOW MUCH YOU GET - RIGHT OR WRONG?

CORRUPTIBLY
29
55%
NOT CORRUPTIBLY
24
45%
Total Votes
53
everybody knows the film: "Indecent Proposal" - with Robert Redford, Demi Moore and Woody Harrelson - how far would you go when you can get 1 or 2 million $ - or would you say - never - no!!!!!!!!!! I think, it depends how much you get offer...Read more

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2+2=?

1
7
11%
3
3
5%
47
5
8%
Banana
47
76%
Total Votes
62
Just a silly poll......

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If you were prego. you would want a ____>??

Boy
14
40%
Gurl
13
37%
Boy twins
0
0%
Gurl twins
1
3%
Boy and gurl twins
7
20%
Total Votes
35
Battle of the sexes...

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Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

He Dood It!
1
7%
Gladys Kravitz Dood It!
2
13%
Mister Ed Dood It!
2
13%
Superman Dood It!
0
0%
Elmer Fudd Dood It!
1
7%
Wile E. Coyote Dood It!
2
13%
The Coneheads Dood It!
0
0%
Fidel Castro Dood It!
4
27%
Reptilians Dood It!
1
7%
Toos Dood It!
2
13%
Total Votes
15
Having watched the Movie,I can't get rid of the Notion that more Characters than only the Judge were involved in that dastardly Global Conspiracy! What say you?...

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Socks with sandals. Yes or no?

Yes.
5
6%
No.
85
94%
Total Votes
90
I'll take a bullet before I give up my flip flops....

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Which supernatural disaster would you want to live through?

Giant monster attack
4
13%
Alien invasion
14
45%
Zombie attack
8
26%
Machines rebel against Humans
5
16%
Total Votes
31
If the world is going to end then you might as well put a little imagination into it....

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Favorite Superhero

Spiderman
4
7%
Superman
8
15%
Batman
6
11%
Wonder Woman
6
11%
Catwoman
2
4%
Flash Gordon
1
2%
Hulk
8
15%
Wolverine
8
15%
Phantom
2
4%
Other
10
18%
Total Votes
55
The age old debate.. Which superhero was/is better?...

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Which do you prefer?

Sexy neighbors
53
80%
Rich neighbors
13
20%
Total Votes
66
Which is better hot-n-sexy neighbors or rich neighbors?...

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Does the Full Moon bring out the best in you?

Yes---Elaborate
27
55%
No---Elaborate
22
45%
Total Votes
49
I am a firm believer that the full Moon does affect us....

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laughter is the best cure for sadness

yes
50
78%
no
14
22%
Total Votes
64
Laughter is the best medicine...

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Do people with high self-esteem consistently attack others in the cs forums ?

Yes
31%
5 Votes
No because they are consistently aligning their actions with their values.
31%
5 Votes
Other
38%
6 Votes
16 Total Votes
Some people believe that consistently criticizing others is an unconscious defense mechanism for dealing with their own insecurities....

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What would you rather have today: a baby or a puppy?

Baby
15
23%
Puppy
51
77%
Total Votes
66

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What do you identify as today?

Bird
9%
4 Votes
Plane
2%
1 Votes
Superman
11%
5 Votes
Spiderwoman
2%
1 Votes
Martian
9%
4 Votes
Dinosaur
0%
0 Votes
Broke
20%
9 Votes
Venusian
4%
2 Votes
Algebraic Identity ( a + b ) 2 = a 2 + 2 a b + b 2.
7%
3 Votes
Other
36%
16 Votes
45 Total Votes
Hey, look up in the sky its a bemyneigbor...

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What type of Zoomer are you?

The one who is half dressed
27%
3 Votes
The one who thinks an e-mail would suffice
18%
2 Votes
The one who prefers the camera off
45%
5 Votes
The one with the kids popping up behind you making funny faces
9%
1 Votes
11 Total Votes
A warm welcome to all remote workers, Take a few seconds to answer the poll to engage with other remote workers....

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Is anyone here easily offended?

Nope
0
0%
Yep
0
0%
Could be
0
0%
Total Votes
0
Dig it....

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Do...many...many...many...beautiful women post on Cs?

Yes
8
33%
No
5
21%
too many to count
1
4%
some but not many
5
21%
beauty is in the eye of the beholder
2
8%
i can't keep my eyes off those women
0
0%
without makeup maybe not many
1
4%
some could be models
0
0%
who cares what they look like
1
4%
i wish we had many more beauties
1
4%
Total Votes
24
the choice is yours...remember women enjoy compliments...but also honesty...

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tru`s or pedals night out ???

is it tru ???
5
31%
is it someone else
8
50%
is it pedal ???
3
19%
Total Votes
16
The police are investigating the case of a man at Euston Station, London who jumped out of a train completely naked! Naked from toes to teeth! At first sight they thought he was wearing a blue body-stocking but realised it was a very cold n...Read more

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if u could do it all over again would u...can only choose one folks!l

would u change ur career
9
22%
or spouse
8
20%
or friends
5
12%
or travel plans
6
15%
or style
1
2%
or academic standing
12
29%
Total Votes
41
ahhhh...being silly today....taking a day off.....woo a hoo!!...

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women Not replying Ali's emails and Flowers should be

Banned
3
5%
deleted
4
6%
Awarded with Nobel prize ,haha
29
46%
Ignored
9
14%
They should Reply
7
11%
Reported to the FBI
6
10%
Other
5
8%
Total Votes
63

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Which is biggest?

The moon!
4
5%
The earth!
3
4%
The sun!
46
61%
R u kidding?
22
29%
Total Votes
75
May be I‘m missing something which made me puzzled! Can you please help me?...

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Which alien would you want to go out on a date with?

Predator.
7
22%
Klingon.
5
16%
Vulcan.
9
28%
Romulan.
3
9%
Brelac.
0
0%
Skrull.
1
3%
Ewok.
7
22%
Total Votes
32
The perfect question for a dating site....

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Ladies ,25000 Dollars

A car
8
40%
A House
2
10%
support to do some Business
1
5%
No i will not anything
4
20%
A Watch /Mobile Phone
2
10%
A Motorbike
0
0%
Just some Food Together
1
5%
A Box of Viagra
0
0%
Other
2
10%
Total Votes
20
Ladies ,if u find 25000 Dollars what would you Buy for your partner /BF ?...

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which nickname you would prefer for me?

Blue wolf
11
31%
Blood merchant
5
14%
Unknown soldier
12
33%
Young warrior
8
22%
Total Votes
36
which nickname you would prefer for me? it's just for fun...

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would you date a guy with a beard??

yes
20
30%
no
20
30%
maybe
18
27%
its whats on the inside that counts
8
12%
its all about the looks
1
1%
Total Votes
67
just a bit of a laugh...

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Does your Appearance portray your Personality?

I think it does
14
28%
I am not sure
9
18%
Yes some times
14
28%
It doesn't matter
13
26%
Total Votes
50
Well some time we all appear like cameleons, we do one thing and in a second do another thing, so not really showing a one pattern. But we must really understand that there are people who watches over us at any time, even when we feel no one sees us....Read more

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