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Why is their such a vacuum in the World today when it comes to Great Humour and Comedins?

No Laughter
25
71%
Dating sites
10
29%
Total Votes
35
I have noticed that very few people start the day in Business or when socialising with a great Joke these days...Why has the World got so serious...??? Also, there hust seems to be such a lack of clever wit and humour forthcoming from TV, Radio and...

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What should be done?

Give all the little kids puppies and Kitties.
8
13%
Continue w/ the beatings until all are quite.
9
15%
Take a hot bubble bath w/ Crusty the Clown.
0
0%
Have a cream pie tossing contest.
1
2%
Or maybe a banana eating contest.
1
2%
Bring on back the sock hop - good times.
2
3%
Have a beer and shut it.
11
18%
Take a nudie run on Greek Row (ITS CCCCCOOLD!)
2
3%
Just sit and scratch . . . . . whatever.
2
3%
what should be done about what?
25
41%
Total Votes
61
A lot of scared post, so thought I'd start a mindless poll. Have fun ya'll!...

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which of these meglomaniac cartoon characters would you vote for as world leader?

Eric Cartman (south park)
20
27%
Stewie Griffin (Family Guy)
36
48%
Brain (pinky and the brain)
19
25%
Total Votes
75
I'll start the ball rolling with a vote for Cartman RESPECT MY AUTHORITY!!!...

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Who would you rather do business with: Michael Corleone or Tony Montana

Tony Montana... Money, Power, Woman
0%
0 Votes
Michael Corleone... I don’t feel I have to wipe everyone out, Tom, just my enemies.
50%
4 Votes
Either
12%
1 Votes
Neither
38%
3 Votes
8 Total Votes
da chi vuoi essere fregato. Which One and why .... Advance to @ 12 minutes into this interview with Al Pacino...

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women who are...concerned about their waistline?

Could wear a corset
2
11%
Could have a tummy tuck
1
6%
Could diet
4
22%
Could exorcize
4
22%
Could have lots of sex
2
11%
Could ask for advice
0
0%
Could eat more
1
6%
Could run marathons
0
0%
Could buy a skipping rope
0
0%
Could do northing
4
22%
Total Votes
18

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Which do you prefer CoronaVirus or CoronaExtra

Virus
4
24%
Extra
10
59%
CoronaGalrads
3
18%
Total Votes
17
I’ll go with Extra...

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Are you experiencing Eternal Life?

yes
0
0%
no
0
0%
part of me
0
0%
Total Votes
0

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Are you conscious of when you pick your nose during a dinner date?

Yes
3
27%
No
1
9%
Only on holidays
2
18%
When in prison
2
18%
Other
3
27%
Total Votes
11
Well?...

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Is this forum quiet

Yes
5
42%
No
1
8%
Maybe
2
17%
Someone needs to do something about it
1
8%
A few new faces
1
8%
Golf dinner
2
17%
Total Votes
12
What you think...

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have you ever been hypnotised on stage for fun?

yes,but it didnt work!
4
7%
yes,and it worked!
3
5%
no
45
79%
it's all a con
5
9%
Total Votes
57
so,have you went to a show where a hypnotist asked for volunteers from the audience,to make them crow like a rooster,bark,meow,etc,or something similar?maybe you did,and the hypnotist lost his/her job,because they couldnt 'break' into your mind...Read more

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Allo...Allo...does this ring a bell?

A commedy series
21
48%
Someone answering the phone
8
18%
Someone trying to get attention
3
7%
No idea
12
27%
Total Votes
44
Allo...Allo...what do u think of that?...

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Dumbest Way To Throw YOUR Money Away!!!

Lose It All At A Casino
8
18%
Bet It All On The Horses
2
5%
Give It To Me For Starting This Poll
3
7%
Bail A Friend Out Of Jail Who Is A Flight Risk
0
0%
Throw It All In A Wishing Well
2
5%
Spend It All On Lotto Tickets
0
0%
Buy Everyone A Drink At The Bar On Friday Night
2
5%
It's MY Money And I Want A Scammer To Contact Me
3
7%
All Of The Above, Who Could Be So Stupid?
17
39%
None Of The Above, All Are Worthwhile Expenditures
7
16%
Total Votes
44
I, personally think all of you should pick, "give it to me for starting this poll."...

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soft drinks, pop, soda

pepsi
8
16%
coca cola
21
43%
fanta
4
8%
lemonade
10
20%
liti
1
2%
go west hehe
5
10%
Total Votes
49
which one...

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What kind of Dreams do you watch Often ?

Romantic
11
37%
About Business
0
0%
Sexy
8
27%
Political
0
0%
Scientific
1
3%
Horror
2
7%
ordinary
0
0%
General
6
20%
Sports
0
0%
Other
2
7%
Total Votes
30
please .....

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Ladies ,Is it True ?

yes Ali it is True
3
18%
No No it isnt
3
18%
Who Says ?
3
18%
I dont Know
0
0%
AAhhh...Yess ..aahh I love more and More
1
6%
Just sometimes
2
12%
May be More Than Twice a day
1
6%
All the Day and Night make me happy
2
12%
Other
2
12%
Total Votes
17
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . is it true that women eat More than Men ?...

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Adam, Where Are You? Simple Question need simple Answer

I'm naked
3
17%
I'm here
4
22%
What does location got to do with nakedness
5
28%
All of the above
6
33%
Total Votes
18
don't blame men for swerving simple questions...

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Part 2. Which drunken celebrity would you drive home if they asked you?

Russell Crowe.
10
29%
Gary Busey.
4
11%
Cortney Love.
10
29%
Nick Nolte.
3
9%
Leonardo DiCaprio.
8
23%
Total Votes
35
None of the above....

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Party-Party

Piss off Boban we hate you
7
58%
Boban we hate you,piss off
5
42%
Total Votes
12
Ladies and Gentlemen it`s party time post a picture or a joke ,say anything that comes to your mind ,flirt. ...Regulars and newbies, everyone is invited and welcome ......

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Does our minds think in pictures

Yes
39
76%
No
9
18%
So you girls do get the pic
3
6%
Total Votes
51
Suturing a bit...

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Is CutieTC a happy bunny?

Yes
15
37%
No
8
20%
Moron
18
44%
Total Votes
41
Only new to this since yesterday. I have come to the conclusion that CutieTC does not appear to be a happy bunny at all AND he deletes comments that he disagrees with...

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What is the funniest joke Genera.

yo mama
5
20%
Paddy english, Irish, Scotty man
11
44%
mother in law
9
36%
Total Votes
25
Feel free to post one...

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Have you ever fallen asleep or nodded off at inappropriate times?

On the phone.
4
10%
Driving a vehical.
8
19%
In class.
12
29%
At an important meeting.
5
12%
On the commode.
2
5%
At the restaurant.
0
0%
On a date.
4
10%
Other. Please elaborate
7
17%
Total Votes
42
I have fallen asleep in class and on the phone. It was an embarrassing situation. It occurred to me that I more then likely am not an anomaly. Perhaps you have had some awkward, falling asleep or nodding off, experiences....

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How many dogs do you sleep with at night?

1
44%
4 Votes
2
0%
0 Votes
A herd
11%
1 Votes
A gross
22%
2 Votes
Enough to feed all the religious people in the world for 10 years
22%
2 Votes
9 Total Votes
How many dogs do you sleep with at night?...

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what is the poll breakdown lol

some heavy chick was dancing
9
39%
some heavy guy was dancing
2
9%
what is a breakdown
12
52%
Total Votes
23
heya....being silly this a.m. and the wording above is hilarious........

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Do You Like Polls?

Yes they are fun
20
48%
No I never enter one!
9
21%
Sorry I thought you meant "Do you like Poles"
13
31%
Total Votes
42
Damn poles always questioning me about everything.. Geez lol...

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