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Is it a myth...that women can multi task?

Of course it is
10
36%
No women can do it
4
14%
Never known one that could
0
0%
I know plenty who can
5
18%
only during sex
2
7%
men are better at it
0
0%
no...not a good idea
0
0%
they used to
0
0%
Women will prove it
4
14%
undecided...
3
11%
Total Votes
28
Vote now...

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Which biological sex lacks humility, emotional control and proper manners in a public setting?

males
0
0%
females
0
0%
both
0
0%
neither
0
0%
Total Votes
0
Please share what have you've experienced or just observed regarding the poll subject....

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I rate your PHOTO/FOTO at a Seven, You think...

Average
9
20%
Not Bad- 6 numbers above a 1
9
20%
Why not a 10
9
20%
Why not at least an 8
10
23%
Maybe your not really rating photos
3
7%
Just looking Low cut- BIG chested blondes.: )
1
2%
Other BS?
3
7%
Total Votes
44
I was Alarmed when someone thanked me for their rating that I gaven them. I didn't know you could check that? Really I don't rate anyone, I just like to peruse the women's photo's to find the one's of potential interest >...

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Do you know who Fawtly is?

Yes
34
54%
No
20
32%
Have heared of him
9
14%
Total Votes
63
Who is Mr Fawlty?...

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Would you date a politician from your country?

I don`t need a date that bad
31
58%
I think politicians are lower than car salesmen
5
9%
Politicians are the cause of all the problems
2
4%
I am eager to date one
4
8%
I would rather date a lawyer
1
2%
Yes,I`m a social climber
4
8%
I think it is my civic duty
0
0%
Only if they will vote yes on my pet bill
0
0%
Only if they are with the same party as me
2
4%
As long as they don`t use Twitter
4
8%
Total Votes
53
I picked the Jokes and Humor section because I believe that laughing is the only recourse we have with these idiots across the globe.So lets have a little fun at the expense of these money wasting cockroaches....

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Man of the year, only vote if you're drunk.

Assange
7
23%
Obama
2
6%
Mel Gibson
7
23%
Paws
4
13%
Stewie (Family Guy)
11
35%
Total Votes
31
Not to blow my own horn, but I did create the universe....

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If you could be re-born, what would you hope to be born as?

Working Dog
23
28%
Little itty bitty dog
13
16%
Alley Cat
3
4%
House Cat
32
40%
Pet Mouse
2
2%
Regular old Mouse
2
2%
Pet rat
0
0%
Regular old Rat
0
0%
Pig - any
3
4%
Cow - any
3
4%
Total Votes
81
I would have been more specific on all of them, but there aint much room. So lets have it ya'll. I'd be a dog - maybe a Afghan Hound. They like to lounge about and are fairly independent....

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Let's say you died suddenly and wasn't sure where you 'landed'. What signs would you look for...?

lots of fire/devils
10%
2 Votes
lots of clouds/angels
24%
5 Votes
mean-looking giants guarding gates
0%
0 Votes
happy-looking people in white robes singing "hosanna"
0%
0 Votes
someone giving directions to people standing in long lines
5%
1 Votes
whether you were wearing a white robe and wings, with a halo above your head
0%
0 Votes
whether you were wearing a red skin-tight suit with a tail, and holding a red pitch fork
0%
0 Votes
angry-looking people arguing with an Archangel
0%
0 Votes
All of the above
5%
1 Votes
None of the above
57%
12 Votes
21 Total Votes
Ever thought about it? If not, why not give it a go. Have fun yo'all!!!!...

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coffee V tea

coffee
43
56%
tea
34
44%
Total Votes
77
i vote coffee, tea does noting 4 me...

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Which alien would you want as a room mate?

Klingon.
3
9%
Vulcan.
14
41%
Brelac.
1
3%
Dalek.
5
15%
Predator.
11
32%
Skrull.
0
0%
Sontaran.
0
0%
Total Votes
34
On second thought, there's no room at the inn....

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What's the best name for your cat? And not be ashamed when you tell your friends his name :)

Picasso
4
8%
Frankenstein
6
11%
Mushu
2
4%
Oshiii
2
4%
Chanel
9
17%
Eeyore
8
15%
non, these are silly names
22
42%
Total Votes
53

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Which super power would you like to have?

Super strength.
3
4%
Teleportation.
15
22%
Invisibility.
31
46%
Flight.
9
13%
Invulnerability.
3
4%
Intangibility.
1
1%
Shape shifting.
5
7%
Total Votes
67
I'd like the ability to save more money. That would really be super....

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Who is your favorite villian?

Frieza.
2
6%
Loki.
2
6%
The Joker.
16
52%
Doctor Octopus.
4
13%
Scarecrow.
5
16%
Sabertooth.
0
0%
Venom.
2
6%
Total Votes
31
Sometimes it's good to be bad....

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Which dish could you eat for a week and not grow tired of?

Roast turkey.
8
16%
King crab legs.
4
8%
Roast beef.
5
10%
Pizza.
13
27%
Fish.
1
2%
Vegatable soup.
4
8%
Roast lamb.
7
14%
Cheese cake.
7
14%
Total Votes
49
Bon Apetite. (Did I spell that right?)...

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What About OLD People ?

More Experienced
3
16%
More Intolerant
0
0%
More Wise
4
21%
More Rigid
1
5%
More Open Minded
1
5%
More Practical
0
0%
More Reserved
0
0%
More Cranky
1
5%
More Cautious
6
32%
Something Else (Please mention in the comment)
3
16%
Total Votes
19
Hello to you all... First I want to clear that I count myself as an OLD too (I have plenty of grey hairs) and that's why I want to know what others may think about OLD people... Obviously everything in this world has some pros and cons.. So what's...Read more

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3 Wishes

World Peace ... blah blah blah
17%
6 Votes
True Love .. blah blah blah
31%
11 Votes
Shiny New ... blah blah blah
0%
0 Votes
MORE... blah blah blah
14%
5 Votes
LESS ... blah blah blah
3%
1 Votes
Where's the Woman Genie? ... blah blah blah
11%
4 Votes
I Have Everything I Could Ever Want ... blah blah blah
0%
0 Votes
This Is Racist & Sexist .. blah blah blah
0%
0 Votes
Can I Keep The Lamp? ...  blah blah blah
14%
5 Votes
Is Aladdin A Migrant or Communist?..  blah blah blah
11%
4 Votes
36 Total Votes
You find Aladdin' s lamp... And ... well... you know the drill ... blah blah blah...

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A woman is a jealous creation

yes
21
41%
No
12
24%
sometimes
13
25%
often
2
4%
only in love
3
6%
other
0
0%
Total Votes
51
Zorry Ladiez...

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Do We Need More Dorky Polls?

Do We Need More Dorky Polls?
14
29%
DITTO
11
22%
DITTO
1
2%
DITTO
5
10%
DITTO
2
4%
DITTO
2
4%
DITTO
1
2%
DITTO
5
10%
DITTO
2
4%
DITTO
6
12%
Total Votes
49
Think very carefully before you cast your Vote. Our Machines are quite sensitive!...

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My brother's nickname is Bubba. I have many. What's yours & why?

Show off!
24
26%
Beautiful!
16
18%
Lover Boy!
14
15%
Teach!
5
5%
Sweety
12
13%
Sister
6
7%
Scaredy Cat
3
3%
Sarcy
2
2%
Gold digger
4
4%
Sugardaddy
5
5%
Total Votes
91
nicknames...

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How Do you like the name: Sarah?

Great
35
42%
Nice
25
30%
I don't like this name
16
19%
Other( plz tell)
8
10%
Total Votes
84
please write you Idea about this name (Sarah)...

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IT'S ALMOST WEEKEND BABY!!!!

Thank God
15
36%
I have a date
4
10%
Yay, beach and bikini's
3
7%
How boring to be at home
10
24%
Other:
10
24%
Total Votes
42

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HOW MAY GUYS LIKE ME HERE???

YES
0
0%
NO
3
25%
NEVER
6
50%
LITTLE
3
25%
Total Votes
12
.........HOW MAY GUYS LIKE ME HERE???...

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Would you Survive a Zombie apocalypse?

Yea...I'm Ready axe in hand! bring it!
25
71%
I'm running around like a chicken w/o a head! Ah!!
1
3%
Hey look he's got food!! attack!
0
0%
Hiding under a table waiting 4 it to be over! sob*
1
3%
Aww hell... bite me zombie!!!
5
14%
I have a panic room to stay until it's over!
3
9%
Total Votes
35
Haha!! I want to see who's even thought about it! with all the movies etc......

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A woman and a melon are hard to choose ?

Yes
11
28%
No
20
51%
Dont try
8
21%
Total Votes
39
melon u can hit the top and try but girls...

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A GUY SHOULD KNOW HIS ADVANCES ARE NOT WELCOME IF:

A girl throws him out, screaming.
2
3%
The girl does not speak to him for 15 years.
2
3%
He has a bug planted in her house.
0
0%
He has a GPS unit on her car.
1
1%
She keeps calling the cops on him.
5
7%
She keeps calling the feds on him.
0
0%
She calls him Didget Mick. Think about it.
1
1%
She tries to take out a restraining order on him.
1
1%
Her state changes stalking laws just to nail him.
1
1%
All of the above.
59
82%
Total Votes
72
This poll is for men who can't accept the fact that cheer leaders do NOT like it when you stare in their window at night. It's for men who think that ythey can force a girl to like them by fixing it so she can't work so she has no money so they can...

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