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I'm Bored. What should i do?

Send emails to women on this site
16
25%
Go to the games section
3
5%
Stop asking people on this site what i should do
12
19%
Go outside and chase butterflies
5
8%
Rub one out
7
11%
Make another poll about nothing
5
8%
Eat something
1
2%
Sleep
2
3%
Release the Hounds
1
2%
F**k It!
12
19%
Total Votes
64
I am in your hands......

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Should Ali110

yes he should
3
13%
no he shouldnt
3
13%
If he likes
3
13%
NOOOO,he has a Big one already
2
9%
I havnt see his ever
3
13%
he should ask somebody in person
2
9%
ALi show me Yours first
2
9%
Other
5
22%
Total Votes
23
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Should Ali110 Buy a Big new car ?...

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Most handsome men come from...?

SERBIA
4
7%
USA
13
23%
MALTA
0
0%
COLOMBIA
1
2%
PORTUGAL
1
2%
IRELAND
14
25%
FRANCE
4
7%
SPAIN
3
5%
UK
8
14%
CANADA
9
16%
Total Votes
57
Just trying to figure out if it's true most handsome men come from Serbia....

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Boys , You like the women

In Veil
1
3%
With Bikini
4
10%
With Bra
2
5%
Wthout Bra or Bikini
3
8%
Just Underwear
8
21%
Totaly Naked
11
28%
A decent full Suit
3
8%
A flying Girl like a Rocket ,haha
1
3%
Others
6
15%
Total Votes
39

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Will WILLUMAN ever stop putting up new polls???

NOT in this lifetime??
12
35%
YES when he gets laid??
9
26%
MAYBE??
4
12%
When Hell freezes over??
1
3%
When men think they truely rule the world??
0
0%
When the ice-cap melts??
1
3%
When Jesus returns??
2
6%
When the yellow snow is ok to eat??
5
15%
Total Votes
34
WILL HE??? WONT HE??...

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If you found a wallet what would you do?

Immediately look for ID to return it
102
80%
Take and keep the money and leave the wallet
14
11%
Take the whole darn thing and walk away
9
7%
Just leave it sitting there
3
2%
Total Votes
128
this was an argument between me and my buddy the other day...

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how much wood can a woodchuck chuck

alot
4
10%
some i guess
2
5%
if a woodchuck could chuck wood
26
63%
i can shuck my own wood thank you :)
2
5%
i have someone that shucks my wood
1
2%
im confused what's this matter regarding.
6
15%
im shucking wood right now
0
0%
im shucking and chucking.
0
0%
Total Votes
41
Waste your time and vote your opinion. You can leave a comment....

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fav pick up lines from guys

heya baby let us meet and greet
4
13%
meet me at a parking lot...
6
19%
i am the best
2
6%
don.t u want to
3
10%
come on baby
5
16%
why not
11
35%
Total Votes
31
guys can b soooo outrageous thought i would throw in a few i have heard lately.....geeezzzzz...lol...

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Which of the following items was owned by the fewest U.S. homes in 1990?

home computer
14
47%
compact disk player
6
20%
cordless phone
6
20%
dishwasher
4
13%
Total Votes
30
I will reveal the answer after 50 people take the poll or someone answers correctly, which ever comes first....

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What's the best way to measure a person's intelligence?

which school they attended.
0
0%
What type of degree they hold.
3
9%
What type of job they hold.
3
9%
What achievements they have.
14
44%
If they talk too much or not.
12
38%
Total Votes
32

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Morning or Late Night

Morning
4
19%
Late Night
11
52%
Both, but only with galrads
6
29%
Total Votes
21
If you remember, which do you prefer: morning or late night sex?...

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ladies ,How big yours Is ?

very Big
10
26%
Very small
3
8%
Normal size
10
26%
I wanted a Small one But my Guy ...
2
5%
No matter how big i have
1
3%
Other
13
33%
Total Votes
39
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. What is Size of the Your front door in your House ?...

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Are you shy?

Yes
32
33%
No
22
23%
Depends on whome i'm with
23
24%
A little bit
19
20%
Total Votes
96
Honest Answer...

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Do looks really matter?

Well hell yes
35
38%
Not at all
12
13%
That depends
40
43%
Depands on my mood
5
5%
Total Votes
92
Its all in fun, but to see if looks really do matter!!...

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Are YOU 100% Happy with your LOOKS???

Yes
24
33%
Only on good hair Day's
11
15%
No
33
46%
Not Sure?
2
3%
Other?
2
3%
Total Votes
72
Somtimes 100%...

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What is your favorite type of chocolate?

Plain chocolate hight percent cocoa at least 72%
14
22%
Milk chocolate
17
27%
Milk chocolate with whole almonds
7
11%
Milk chocolate with raisins
3
5%
Milk chocolate with fondant cream centre
2
3%
Dark chocolate with chilli
9
14%
Aerated chocolate
1
2%
Milk chocolate with hazelnuts
10
16%
Total Votes
63
Please answer seriously as the results will be forwarded to two site members that are currently involved in important scientific research. It could change everything. My favorite Dark Chilli....

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Does bad taste have a role in humor and life?

yes, now I have to fart
54
75%
no, only disgusting people fart
18
25%
Total Votes
72
I think there's a role for ALL types of humor and tastes. Be it bad taste, slapstick, dry, or whatever.... No matter what the subject matter. < a dancing p*nis is in bad taste, but I like the guy. He looks happy......

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How do you view a liberal person?

Cynical,Combative
1
2%
Bitter, Caustic, Mean. Can't take a joke
3
7%
Least likely to find Comidy Funny.
0
0%
Easily Offended
2
5%
Only amused if they are the one telling a joke
3
7%
Perpetually single.
1
2%
Pro abortion, atheism and Lunacy
10
24%
Don't know
5
12%
Don't care
11
26%
Don't care to know?
6
14%
Total Votes
42
I can take a joke can you?...

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How Fast Does Time Seem To Go By For You

like a jet
13
41%
like a flying bird
2
6%
like a flying bird droping something on your head
2
6%
like a floating flower petal
0
0%
like a train
3
9%
like pace you are forced to walk at shoping mall
1
3%
like you are getting way too old
8
25%
too drunk to know
3
9%
Total Votes
32
everyone says time flies,have you noticed?...

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How Many Men Sit Down to PEE ?

I am a man and I sit down to pee
11
39%
I am a man and I stand to pee
8
29%
I am a woman and I stand to pee
2
7%
I am a woman and I sit to pee
3
11%
I am not normal so I can do either
1
4%
You are a Mess, Lol
3
11%
Total Votes
28

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Is you Mom funny?

She's totally funny
24
44%
She totally hate it
3
5%
OMG Always
5
9%
So so
10
18%
No idea
13
24%
Total Votes
55
Is you Mom funny?...

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What's Your Sign

Yield
1
2%
Dangerious Curves
7
17%
Stop
2
5%
Hidden Drives
2
5%
Bump
3
7%
Enter
8
19%
No Tresspassing
4
10%
Parking In Back
1
2%
Slippery When Wet
6
14%
Recreation Area
8
19%
Total Votes
42
I always hated the "What's your sign" question....

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Are You At Royal Family?

Yes
17
29%
No
41
71%
Total Votes
58
Are You At Royal Family?...

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WHO AM I......?

JOKER
18
18%
LIAR
3
3%
BOASTER
2
2%
RASCAL
6
6%
IDIOT
13
13%
TRUE LOVER
28
28%
A KING
3
3%
AWARA
1
1%
CHEATER
3
3%
OTHER
23
23%
Total Votes
100
GIVE UR VOTE EXPRESSING UR SWEET IDIAS.........

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If Pepsi and Coca-Cola were the only soft drinks left on earth, which would you choose?

Pepsi
34
32%
Coke
38
36%
Neither
16
15%
Choose both & mix them together
4
4%
Move to another planet
15
14%
Total Votes
107
Just for fun...

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