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is conor mcgregor a legand or what!!!!

yes
15
33%
no
30
67%
Total Votes
45
Ufc205...

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Might Be Real

Unicorn
2
15%
Dragon
1
8%
Phoenix
2
15%
Pegasus
0
0%
Mermaid
2
15%
Yeti
0
0%
Bigfoot
3
23%
Locknessmonster
3
23%
Total Votes
13
Hello to you all Almost in all different culture all over the world , from ancient time to this modern era , some interesting mythical creatures were/are very popular.. So If someday somewhere One of this creature get a chance to be...Read more

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Kiki Challenge

Fun
1
11%
Irresponsible
2
22%
Boring
2
22%
I'm over it
3
33%
I've done it
1
11%
Total Votes
9
Just wanted to know what you think of the Kiki challenge! Yay or nay?...

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Flight Crew Training Video

Yes
10
77%
No
3
23%
Total Votes
13
Should all Airlines require performing and qualifying this on the job training regularly?...

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Are you a fan of John Oliver ?

YES
8
20%
NO
33
80%
Total Votes
41
Are you a fan of John Oliver HONESTLY I AM...

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If the love is blind

I give you a white stick
2
9%
I give you a brick
1
4%
I kick your butts
1
4%
I will be still with you
7
30%
Blind is fine as much as lol
3
13%
I am blind at the moment too
9
39%
Total Votes
23
Just curious every one say love is blind so lets have a white stick and see where it ends right?...

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How much can intelligence turn you on?

A lot!
64
67%
A bit.
23
24%
It does nothing for me!
6
6%
It turns me off.
3
3%
Total Votes
96
Intelligence created Geek/Nerd/Dork. Intelligence created the civilization! Intelligence created this website! Can intelligence create ‘true love’?...

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Which pet would you buy your kid if they nagged you long and hard enough?

Scorpion
1
2%
Camel spider
2
4%
Python
2
4%
Tarantula
0
0%
Hermit crab
4
8%
Ferret
9
19%
Pit bellied pig
10
21%
Parrot
20
42%
Total Votes
48
I'll stick with the overpopulation of guppies in my aquarium....

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Which other supernatural disasters would you want to live through?

Carniverous plants attack humans.
0
0%
Rampaging insect swarms.
3
13%
Vampire invasion.
10
43%
Werewolf invasion.
3
13%
Hell on Earth. Demon invasion.
7
30%
Total Votes
23
I hate bugs....

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WHERE IN THE WORLD IS CARMEN SANDIEGO?!!

Uhhhh, somewhere that's not here...?
4
15%
Stranded on a desert island
0
0%
In my pants. Heh, heh.
3
11%
"Swimmin' with the fishes"
2
7%
The moon
0
0%
The Dark Side....
2
7%
Stuck in traffic
3
11%
In New York, under a new identity
3
11%
UNDER MY BED.
4
15%
Somewhere else
6
22%
Total Votes
27
Yeaaaaaaaah... I don't know either. Testin out this whole poll thing. Yup. Have fun, be crazy with it....

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Ladies ,where do you want to have ?

In Front
7
27%
In the Back
1
4%
I prefere Both places
5
19%
Everywhere
5
19%
Others
8
31%
Total Votes
26
. . . . . Where do u want to have Yard In your House ?.....

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Surprises!

I love them!
25
36%
I hate surprises!
1
1%
Only when they're good, otherwise, I'm not a fan.
24
34%
Indifferent - I'm usually not surprised at all.
6
9%
I like surprising someone.
12
17%
When I'm surprised, I usually get upset.
1
1%
Others...
1
1%
Total Votes
70
How do you feel about surprises?...

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how would an alian react if he came to earth on election day?

he would like to see the results
2
5%
he would be indifferent
0
0%
he would leave earth at once
18
42%
he would want to win the election
4
9%
no idea
19
44%
Total Votes
43
so what do u think?...

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How you doing?

ok i guess
7
18%
peachy
4
11%
good
4
11%
great
3
8%
awesome
3
8%
fantastic
6
16%
wonderful
0
0%
stupendous
2
5%
they pretty much mean the same duh.
3
8%
stupid poll.
6
16%
Total Votes
38
Another useless poll so waste you time and vote....

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A monkey doing buisness is doing

eat a bannana
3
11%
climb on the tree
1
4%
it cannot do business
3
11%
monkeybuisiness
20
74%
Total Votes
27
what does a monkey really do when it does business?...

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Beer before Liquer never been sicker, Liquer then Beer drink with no fear?

TRUE
10
33%
FALSE
13
43%
MAYBE
2
7%
ALCOHOL IS BAD... MKAY
5
17%
Total Votes
30
Some say it's true, I don't believe it....

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Is this funny?

yes
21
35%
no
39
65%
Total Votes
60
Or is it just me?...

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your in the kitchen making tea and toast,on the way out you realise your hands are full,how do you t

chin
1
5%
elbow
8
36%
nose
3
14%
leave it on (sod global warming)
2
9%
try to use the mug your holding,thus causing spila
2
9%
karate kick
2
9%
forhead (only works with a large head)
0
0%
ask the cat/dog to turn it off.
4
18%
Total Votes
22
i created this poll after finding myself in this situation,its quite funny to see what other people would do....

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You love laughing bc......

It makes you forget the bad stuff going on
29
56%
It is an easy way to waiste time
1
2%
I just do, gosh
22
42%
I beleive in exercising through laughter
0
0%
Total Votes
52
Why do you laugh?...

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CAMFROG..........CAN YOU DEFINE? .?

YES ...SEE POST
4
16%
NO .....I DON'T KNOW WHAT A CAMFROG IS..LOL
14
56%
WHATS THE QUESTION?
7
28%
Total Votes
25
DUDE SAID ...I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF CAMFROGS.... I ASK YOU ....WHATS A CAMFROG.........

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which would you see if you had to choose?

Transformers
30
43%
Ice Age 3
25
36%
The Wind In The Willows
14
20%
Total Votes
69

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Will we ever go to the moon again?

Yes
33
60%
No
8
15%
Maybe
7
13%
I am there already!
7
13%
Total Votes
55
what do u think?...

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Direct Encounter with a UFO- Would you...

Call just your one Friend
6
14%
Never tell anyone
4
10%
Call all your friends,and the Media, etc.
7
17%
Drink another fifth of Tequila
15
36%
Other?
10
24%
Total Votes
42
They may be life out there? My cousin swears he had a close encounter with a UFO?...

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A monkey on a tree is tanking with a

bee
5
16%
himself
9
29%
no one
0
0%
the monkey should come off the tree at once
2
6%
poor tree
2
6%
poor bee
0
0%
now i am confused
13
42%
Total Votes
31
hello hello... what do u think?...

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DO YOU WORK?

Yes I Do
32
49%
I Don't
17
26%
Enjoy Laziness
4
6%
boring Question
12
18%
Total Votes
65
I love work.. but Unfortunately,If i do work it gets finished.. How can i finish something that i love? sO I don't work.. Enjoy laziness with "Attitude" _____________________________ Just jok I'm studying and doing job.....

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