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How will Free college work in America?

Ten year waiting list then maybe?
17
21%
Minority first dibs
16
20%
Don't ask questions
12
15%
Just be happy there's Phoenix U (Online Course)
13
16%
Utopia today ,Gone tomorrow
23
28%
Total Votes
81
Utopia...

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aahh ,uhh..there is something in pants biting me

a bedbug
12
27%
a mosquito
1
2%
might be a fly bee
7
16%
an elephant ...haha
8
18%
a cokroch
3
7%
other
14
31%
Total Votes
45
Uhhhhh.........something is biting on my left butt and legs. I can't find it....aahh...........

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Should we ban gas stoves and ovens along with cattle?

Yes, there Is there too much methane emissions on the planet.
13%
2 Votes
No, Leave your open flame alone.
87%
13 Votes
15 Total Votes
I think we need to ban light pollution sources and eradicate the triatomic molecule of oxygen....

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What is your favorite hobby

camping
1
4%
watching T.V.
7
29%
collecting keys
1
4%
collecting stamps
0
0%
music
8
33%
reading books
7
29%
Total Votes
24
I have a joke for everyone. A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hay the horse says sure, HA.HA. What did the tomato say to the salad? i am dressing..HA.HA.. What did the banana say to the orange? ....you are ap...Read more

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would you breakup with a woman...if she had bad manners?

yes
70%
14 Votes
no
10%
2 Votes
Yes if a woman talked with her mouthful...she should...gobble...gobble and swallow
5%
1 Votes
no i like to see a woman talking...with a mouthful
0%
0 Votes
yes i would not like...a woman farting
0%
0 Votes
no a woman can fart all she wants
5%
1 Votes
yes a woman...belching is disgusting
5%
1 Votes
no i like to see...a woman belching
0%
0 Votes
yes a woman... should wash downstairs regularly
5%
1 Votes
no i don't mind...a woman's downstairs...smelling of rotting fish
0%
0 Votes
20 Total Votes
vote now and have fun it is the session to be jolly...

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what will women...be wearing...on xmas day?

A Miss santa outfit
4
20%
A elf outfit
0
0%
A French maid outfit
0
0%
A cat woman outfit
1
5%
A spider woman outfit
0
0%
A fluffy bunny outfit
1
5%
A see through outfit
1
5%
A dominatrix outfit
1
5%
nothing at all
5
25%
Something else
7
35%
Total Votes
20

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You Are A .. ???

Knife
1
17%
Arrow
2
33%
Sword
0
0%
Double Barreled Rifle
0
0%
Automatic Assault Rifle
0
0%
Grenade
1
17%
Dynamite
0
0%
Torpedo
0
0%
Missile
1
17%
Bulldozer
1
17%
Total Votes
6
Heyyaaa All !! If You had to Describe Yourself (well.. At least One Side of yourself ) , then , which One of this Would you have Pick as something Similar to Yourself !! If your option is not included in the poll...Read more

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Can you guess the type of fish tattooed on this person?

Gold Fish
1
9%
Common carp
0
0%
Guppy
1
9%
Tilapia
1
9%
Koi
4
36%
Bass
1
9%
Trout
0
0%
Cat
0
0%
Star
1
9%
Other
2
18%
Total Votes
11
So what kind of fish is it?...

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Where is the safest place to live?

Europe
3
10%
Russia
1
3%
China
1
3%
North Korea
0
0%
Uranus
0
0%
New York City
0
0%
Florida
2
7%
Greenland
7
24%
Afghanistan
0
0%
Other
15
52%
Total Votes
29
Besides galrads home, where is the safest place to live?...

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What would you rather be?

Famous singer
14
21%
Famous actor
11
16%
Famous writer
25
37%
A potato
17
25%
Total Votes
67
Just for fun...

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What would be a really bad idea?

Loaning money to a relative.
8
15%
Dating a co-worker.
2
4%
Dating your boss.
11
20%
Buying your kid a scorpion as a pet.
12
22%
Trying to wrestle a pit bull.
11
20%
Electing Joe Biden as President.
10
19%
Total Votes
54

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Do you read While on the Throne ????

Yes
30
29%
No
50
49%
What the hell dude
9
9%
I have a library in the bathroom
13
13%
Total Votes
102
So I have a small library...

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Do you prefer

A man/woman that has everything you want
33
61%
A jagwire built to your spects
1
2%
A house built the way you want it
8
15%
just to be alone and have no worries
12
22%
Total Votes
54
Please poll and answer...

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A huge asteroid will wipe us out in 24 hours! Do you get:

Annoyed
2
3%
Panicky
5
8%
Plastered
4
7%
Laid
21
36%
On your knees and pray
5
8%
Stoned
3
5%
Guilty about the bills you haven't paid
0
0%
Your lawnmower back
1
2%
All of the above
4
7%
None of the above
14
24%
Total Votes
59
I guess it's something we all think about once in a while. . . what to do if you only had a day to live. Not a good time to procrastinate!...

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Cliché Character Types....Who's You?

Broken-hearted Walking Wounde
4
12%
Attention whore, it's all about MEEEEE!!!!
2
6%
Single mom with kids needs some Help/TLC
2
6%
Married dude looking for a Bit-on-the-Side...
1
3%
Desperate Housewife, single and Clock Ticking!!!
0
0%
Dirty Old Man looking for a young girl PERV...
4
12%
Boring, middle-aged, desperate LAST chancer...
0
0%
Broke, divorced, thick-as-a-brick beer drinker...
1
3%
Gorgeous, wonderful, a total catch BABE!!...
13
41%
Handsome, eligible, and HOT!!
5
16%
Total Votes
32
Please accept this as humour, tongue-in-cheek. On a bad hair-hangover and you've just stubbed your toe-day, which of these sorry clichés would you imagine yourself to be?...only those with a sense of humour need apply. if your particular cliché-t...Read more

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What is your favourite comedy?

Fawlty Towers
10
17%
Father Ted
8
14%
Frasier
13
22%
Rising Damp
1
2%
Outnumbered
1
2%
Men Behaving Badly
9
15%
The IT Crowd
1
2%
The Office
4
7%
Are You Being Served
5
8%
Seinfeld
7
12%
Total Votes
59
A mix of old and new there...

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A rat whose name was Mat wanted to chat!

Mat the rat should get lost
10
33%
Poor mouse..just wanted to chat
8
27%
no idea
12
40%
Total Votes
30
what do u think of this one...

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Mind your own Business! P-:

Yes
31
86%
No
5
14%
Total Votes
36
Mind your own Business! Moonlove reply......Okay...

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Do you have sense of Humor?

Yes
66
85%
No
3
4%
Not Sure
5
6%
Used to
4
5%
Other
0
0%
Total Votes
78
I read an article that stated 60 to 70% of all People (article was refering to women) Do not have a sense of humor......

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Men Are Generally Perfect and Women Are Generally Crazy?

Generally True
21
35%
Generally NOT True
27
45%
I better NEVER Meet You MR.
7
12%
Other?
5
8%
Total Votes
60
Hey, don't get mad, I read this idea online?...

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Tiger Woods Is MOST Desirable, Because...?

Status
8
18%
Looks
2
5%
What's in His Wallet
19
43%
Harem of Women
3
7%
Golfing Accolades
5
11%
Commercial Accolades
1
2%
U think I'm better looking ;-)
1
2%
Other
5
11%
Total Votes
44
Golfing Greatness!?...

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Is your Derrière Too Big???

Yes
6
17%
No
18
50%
Mirrow doesn't lie?
5
14%
HATE U?
5
14%
Other?
2
6%
Total Votes
36

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Should you be allowed to wear hard hat on the plane?

why?
22
31%
what?
6
8%
no
12
17%
yes
11
15%
whatever
4
6%
God, where is she from?
5
7%
should not leave truck with cs on screen - lol
0
0%
hard hats for real men only - not sissy traveller?
4
6%
if it helps in a crash?
7
10%
it is all the new rage - why yes?
1
1%
Total Votes
72

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If there was a zombie attack would you?

Carry a gun and know how to use it.
17
25%
Hide as long as possible.
2
3%
Give up and just get eaten.
0
0%
Use a machete to hack off the heads.
4
6%
Kiss one and fall in love,no more humans left.
5
7%
Run like hell.
10
15%
Camp out on the roof ,shoot them one by one.
13
19%
Board yourself up in the house & be very quiet.
5
7%
Put scary makeup on and hang out with the zombies.
9
13%
Sing for them and hope they forget to eat you.
2
3%
Total Votes
67
I love zombie movies and thought this would be a fun poll....

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Do you think CS is haunted?

Yes
29
42%
No
40
58%
Total Votes
69

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