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What's the last place you want to go if you're in a hurry?

Post office.
3
8%
Bank.
5
13%
Doctor's office.
7
18%
Grocery store.
2
5%
Jail.
11
28%
The mourge.
11
28%
Total Votes
39
Patience is a virtue....

The Sign Says "WET PAINT" ~Do You~

Touch to see if it is dry yet
27
46%
Repect the sign and don't touch
21
36%
Inscribe your initials in it
3
5%
Take down the sign
3
5%
Wish you could have chosen the color
5
8%
Total Votes
59
The Painted area is a public restroom and the color used is lime green....

its Actual Speed is

10 Kms/Hour
0
0%
20kms
0
0%
30kms
1
10%
40kms
1
10%
50kms
0
0%
200 kms ,haha
0
0%
150 Kms
2
20%
Dunno
3
30%
I dont have any donkey
3
30%
Other
0
0%
Total Votes
10

Cha cha Chia Pets, happy to give , receive, or regift

Regifter definitely
10
45%
Its a keeper
3
14%
Thats all they're going to get from me
1
5%
Whats a Chia Pet
8
36%
Total Votes
22
A company thats been around since 1977 and has managed to be successful, a for some reason popular Christmas gift, and out lived the Twinkie.

The Hottest Women Are In........

USA
19
25%
UK
5
6%
Italy
3
4%
France
3
4%
Germany
0
0%
Spain
2
3%
Greece
2
3%
Holland
1
1%
Japan
3
4%
Other
39
51%
Total Votes
77
Where are the hottest women?...

love or money?

love
47
43%
money
19
17%
both
32
29%
they all look better at closin time/bar lol.
3
3%
just dont care.
8
7%
Total Votes
109
closin time again lol.oldie but goodie/mickey gilly....

Do you think ole heavy will find a rich lady and settle down with the current profile of him

Chancer
6
21%
Honest at least
3
11%
Yes but tell me where
1
4%
I think so
5
18%
yes but it too comes with a price
2
7%
Get out of here heavy
11
39%
Total Votes
28
Hey i am also just human !...

What new products will Tim Cook unveil tomorrow in Cupertino Ca?

New iPhones?
4
22%
An iCar?
2
11%
An iWatch?
1
6%
IDildos?
1
6%
New IOS 7 Features?
4
22%
An iBra?
4
22%
The iBible?
2
11%
Total Votes
18
Apple is hosting another product event at its HQ, Tuesday 8/10/13. So, what will be its latest products?...

Do you like your photo on your Drivers License or other ID .

Yes
7
39%
No
8
44%
Other
3
17%
I don't have a Drivers License or other ID
0
0%
Other
0
0%
Total Votes
18
I just renewed my REAL ID-compliant driver’s license and my photo sucks....

Apart from showering, what is your favorite shower antics.

Singing?
15
27%
Exercising?
4
7%
Blowing your nose freely.?
1
2%
Call your partner for some fun/BJ.?
6
11%
Just a rinse?
2
4%
Daydreaming?
22
39%
Other - Elaborate?
6
11%
Total Votes
56
I'm guilty to all above. Trying to learn new tricks....

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