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what kind of kisser are u !!!

long and deep
26
33%
sloppy and wet
1
1%
quick and fast
3
4%
lingering and mindboggling
17
22%
dreamy and seductive
31
39%
i hate kisses !!!
1
1%
Total Votes
79
So guys and girls we all like a big Smucker on our lips ... what kind of kisser are you ......

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To Argue with a Woman is

Sucide
14
16%
Crazyness
11
12%
Smart
4
5%
Stupid
27
31%
Symbol of Love
6
7%
To learn something
15
17%
to catch the Eye
2
2%
to prove Eficiency
0
0%
Other
7
8%
Sorry Ladies ..haha
2
2%
Total Votes
88
Plz be Kind to me...

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guys, you think cs women are

beautiful
14
25%
loveable
7
12%
naughty
1
2%
witches..zorry ladeez jusd funz
13
23%
intellegent
5
9%
hor+ny
1
2%
wise
1
2%
others
11
20%
funny
3
5%
Total Votes
56
Common poor guys...

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What is the nicest eye colour

Blue
35
32%
Brown
26
24%
Green
32
29%
Hazel
12
11%
Grey
4
4%
Total Votes
109
What colour eyes do it for you...

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Cs girls dont write me an email becoz

they arent intrested
42
64%
Not looking
2
3%
Thier hands dont work
5
8%
weak eye sight
4
6%
they are Commited wth others
1
2%
Guys have decieved them
5
8%
Other
6
9%
Total Votes
66

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Cows

Like them ?
38
83%
Dislike them?
8
17%
Total Votes
46
Do we like or do we not like COWS...

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should i strangle stray cats to vent my frustrations or just smoke a dubee?

smoke a dubee
37
76%
strangle cats
12
24%
Total Votes
49
MMMMEEEOWWWWWW...

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Which secret do you think is being hidden from the world?

U.S. government hides the extstance of aliens.
33
45%
Car that runs without gasoline is developed.
28
38%
Cure for the common cold discovered.
13
18%
Total Votes
74
Your secret is safe with me....

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Is Womans are wiser than man ?

Yes
51
77%
No
15
23%
Total Votes
66
is it or not ?...

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PLS READ THE HUMOUR CONTEST TO VOTE FOR THE BEST HUMORIST (Part1)

Indyfella
10
17%
Erickissesdeeply
9
15%
Kitty01
9
15%
Imaredneckwoman
7
12%
Fellfrosch
3
5%
RillyNiceGuy
18
31%
HeartsDesire61
2
3%
Rickster
1
2%
Total Votes
59
With some inspiration and discussion with Ms. Zellarone I came up with the Humour Contest idea. The contest is over. We eventually had 15 participants take part. As per what was decided i have put up 2 polls with the names of the participants...

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Have you ever worn a straw hat in public (controversy again in the Forums!!)

yes, but the devil made me do it
19
20%
no, I would be too ashamed
22
23%
yes, but that was before I knew better
3
3%
no, my friends would all leave me
8
8%
yes, I am a delegate at the Republican convention
2
2%
it's my glee club uniform - I have no choice
1
1%
yes, I am proud to wear it and I've taken my meds!
19
20%
I am Claayer (Eupho) so that's ok
5
5%
No comment - this might be an immigration sting
9
9%
Polls are for serious subjects (aliens and such!)
9
9%
Total Votes
97
About time we got some serious debate in the Forums. All comments welcome...even from hat wearers...

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Which is your favorite pet?

Cats
16
24%
Dogs
37
54%
Exotic
15
22%
Total Votes
68
People and pets are the best part of life most of the time so choose your best pet pal!...

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Do you still have your Teddy/Doll?

Yes but in a closet
12
22%
Yes and sleeps with me
9
17%
No sadly lost
14
26%
Never had one!
15
28%
Cannot remember
4
7%
Total Votes
54
Most people still have their childhood friend right? Some peoples beds are still littered with them, And some never had the joy of a little friend to accompany them.. Which are you?...

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wife is knife

True
6
25%
False
4
17%
mine was a crusher
1
4%
mine was more than knife
2
8%
no idea
8
33%
no knife but a blade
2
8%
other
1
4%
Total Votes
24
Shortly peautiphool Latiesh...

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Can we leave this planet someday?

Yes, but we will be ruled from Earth
18
35%
Yes, and we can choose our own government
18
35%
No
15
29%
Total Votes
51
I mean leave this planet ALIVE...

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Who improves a womans looks the most?

Max Factor
30
43%
Jack Daniels
31
44%
Prozac
9
13%
Total Votes
70
Just wanted to create a poll since I've never done it before!...

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Who is the most famous person in the world today and why?

Barak Obama
60
18%
Nadezda Lyakhova
66
20%
Madonna
14
4%
Prince Charles
10
3%
Robert
79
24%
Osama bin Laden
24
7%
Hannah Montana
22
7%
Genevieve Nnaji
10
3%
Other
45
14%
Total Votes
330
Who and why? Let's celebrate the world's most influential people...

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What type of death do you expect ?

a peaceful death
25
42%
a painless death
3
5%
a respectful death
4
7%
a heroic death
6
10%
above (1,2,3,& 4) all in one death
5
8%
a death with my loving ones
1
2%
a death with my enemies
4
7%
an exemplary death
1
2%
a postponable death
2
3%
a suicidal death
8
14%
Total Votes
59

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guys who wear pink

turns me off
9
15%
who cares
23
39%
i like it
22
37%
not on my man
5
8%
Total Votes
59
have to goof off a bit...

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Do you have any bad habits?

A shed load
12
17%
A few
44
61%
None ain't I just perfect
16
22%
Total Votes
72
We all have a cupboard we hide our embarrassing secrets in when there is a knock on the door.. How many and what are they...

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Why do British men have such beautiful slender legs?

They are just too cute.
5
10%
Genetics.
7
14%
Cos they are tall.
2
4%
They drink too much tea.
6
12%
Bike riding.
5
10%
An Island trait.
0
0%
Just to tease me.
4
8%
Wearing skinny jeans for far too long.
2
4%
No idea.
11
22%
None of the above.
9
18%
Total Votes
51
Why do Brit men have such slender legs?...

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Should I go or should I stay... Or should I??? The Poll Version heh heh heh

You should go
31
65%
You should stay
17
35%
Total Votes
48
Should I go or should I stay... Sooo whatta ya say... Or will you??? Heh heh heh......

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Does the sound of a voice make the person?

Yes
34
47%
No.
31
42%
undecided.
5
7%
My own idea.
3
4%
Total Votes
73
Just a for fun....

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should i forgive women...who have been unkind to me over the years?

hell no
41%
12 Votes
yes...yes...yes
21%
6 Votes
no they won't care if you do
21%
6 Votes
yes they will be grateful if you do
3%
1 Votes
no they enjoy being unkind to you
3%
1 Votes
yes they will be kind to you in the future
0%
0 Votes
no they don't like you lee and never will...forget them
3%
1 Votes
yes they feel very guilty and you should forgive them
0%
0 Votes
no many are grumpy old women...living with their cats
3%
1 Votes
yes some might be attractive looking and dating material
3%
1 Votes
29 Total Votes
what should i do vote now...

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Which mythical creature would you want to have as a pet?

Dragon
34
63%
Chimera
4
7%
Griffin
8
15%
Gremlin
7
13%
Harpy
1
2%
Total Votes
54
Visualize a very big cage. And lots of newspapers. Lots of newspapers....

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