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RE: Biff moving out of the van

Molly, I was most impressed, even the door bell works, that's paramount for all us mountain dwellers as we now have an address we can use which delivery drivers can find to deliver parcels, something we all lack so Biff is now the post office for the Costa Tropical

RE: Biff moving out of the van

Latest News, Biff moved into her new house today the use of the word new should not be considered a reflexion on the house as that's old but finally she & the animals are settling into there new (furnitureless) home, may be a while before she comments as one of the other things she doesn't yet have is an Internet connection

RE: Brexit

I haven't changed my mind since voting in 1975, back then the vote was split in three ways, the first section believed the guff the government put out about it being a common marketplace, so voted yes, the second third wanted to annoy the French who didn't want us in, so they voted yes, the rest of us watched the tv documentary which showed where the then EEU was really headed & voted no took over 40 years for the majority to decide they don't want to be ruled by the 4th Reich

RE: Please Explain

It's interesting how some of these old laws are still in use unmodernised ( not just in the states) were it suits to continue with them, can you imagine going to a doctor & being prescribed snake oil & leeches times & equipment change & law really needs to keep up with it or become a mockery.

RE: Please Explain

Molly, I sorted expected it would be of course you could produce a cheap mass produced modern weapon that replicated the range & loading speed of the original, and unlike yours you'd be able to carry it

RE: Please Explain

Seems the obvious solution to stick to the original concept of the constitution & allow everyone to own a gun available in the 1790's, you could still do all things the document intended but couldn't in practical terms mow down hundreds of people at a time

RE: Waking up Tomorrow Morning as a Man or Woman

only made it through the first few comments, in this world there are things too terrible to contemplate, North Korea launching nuclear missiles around the world, a zombie apocalypse etc, but all that pails into insignificance compared to the thought of Map walking in heels

RE: Your Profile Has Been Viewed

30k of those was probably the mods checking your profile picture

RE: Biff moving out of the van

Mimi, no that's already here

RE: Biff moving out of the van

Non, possibly, but I think I forgot the kitchen sink

RE: Biff moving out of the van

Ok I've got the removal sorted for you

RE: Ok zman

Nah, the restaurant was on the beach but it wasn't an island

RE: "BEHIND THE SCENES"..("THE BACKFIRING")

Nam, rumour had it I was also Simmo & Catfoot that rumour died a death when another two bloggers posted a picture of them having coffee with Simmo in Melbourne

RE: "BEHIND THE SCENES"..("THE BACKFIRING")

Nam, I've also be untouched for a while

RE: Ok zman

Four were women so I suggest you have the wrong film More like - The Devil Wears Prada

RE: "BEHIND THE SCENES"..("THE BACKFIRING")

Blue, I assure you there's more than a handfull 7 of us had dinner together a couple of weeks back and I know at least 20 personally

RE: REVENGE

Red, no worries, as my comments are so stupid I won't burden you with any more in future.

RE: REVENGE

Seems to me Red will happy next she moves for the removal men to leave her furniture, on the day after it's due, in a car park 120km away from where they were supposed to deliver it

RE: REVENGE

Molly, she due to board the 4pm bus to Malaga any second, she'll maybe check the blogs on the journey or you may have to wait till later for the severe lashing that's inevitably going to follow from that comment

RE: EGGS

My method is guaranteed 100% safe I leave them on the supermarket shelf where they belong

RE: REVENGE

Perhaps you need a handkerchief & a public pay phone, an autonomous tip to the police that a known Scottish independence agitator is trying to escape the country before his involvement in the Independence vote in Catalonia this weekend becomes public knowledge, they're a tad sensitive about that at the moment & are arresting all involved

RE: Anyone else awake?

Biff, that's why they built a sports center & public swimming pool there they knew once there nobody would ever leave

RE: Good morning Fellow no hopers

Valuable info saved moving left hand this morning

RE: Anyone else awake?

Molly, what a jeteing day that was as far as Lentegi goes Biff has master doing a 3 point turn in the van without the wheels coming to rest at any point and if you ever need more swear words to add to your vocabulary just mention a stroll round Jete to her

RE: Anyone else awake?

Got dash, houses to see

RE: Anyone else awake?

Molly, so a bit a visit to the dentist today's grand tour takes in those townhouses in Lentegi

RE: Anyone else awake?

Molly, no time for searching, Biff may have settled on a house but that doesn't mean we don't have to check out the remaining 300 she hasn't yet seen

RE: Anyone else awake?

Map, Biff's lost the book that'll include the password for the Swiss bank account, I can see payday being a long way off

RE: Anyone else awake?

Mimi, that's a closely guarded secret, but there always seems to be yet another every time I go in the van

RE: Anyone else awake?

Map, thinking of washing cars, the van needs doing again, as navigator, amongst my myriad of other jobs, I can't now see out of the windscreen, I have to huddle into a corner with most of the space taken up by things like the cat's litter tray & handbags, so I have to look out of a part of the screen the wipers never visit

Still on the bright side team two arrive soon with the other car, they can take on car cleaning duty If the work force gets any bigger I can see a day the government will want to nationalise it