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RE: Anyone else awake?

SIM, I'm not sure you can even buy wellies here in event as it rarely rains I'd look a bit bloody stupid wearing wellies in the shower or even the pool which is the only time my feet get wet

RE: Anyone else awake?

Molly, no I'm hoping we've seen the last of that one, by tomorrow I doubt even satnav could find it still as it's moving downhill it'll be frontline coastal before long

RE: Anyone else awake?

You ain't seen the size of the number one contender

RE: Anyone else awake?

I've seen the houses........you think there's an end be plastering & painting parties next

RE: Anyone else awake?

We went to see a house for the second time today, not saying it's structurally unsound but it had moved to the street below since last time

RE: Anyone else awake?

Not quite sure when I'll have the time to attend this meeting, Biff could "solve" the electricity problem any moment, then it'll be back to the grindstone

RE: "HOW IT WAS"

from what little I know of it that sounds like brainwashing to me

RE: Anyone else awake?

Especially if we tell them we blog on CS, we could add socially inept according to Blue

RE: Anyone else awake?

Molly, that's what I just said and I thought I was a bit deaf

RE: Anyone else awake?

Map, I don't think Biff has yet found the timer on her campsite electric supply, so we should get a few more evenings off from the property searching

RE: Anyone else awake?

Hmmmm, may be 22c where you are but it's 30c where we were told we're going at the staff meeting

RE: Man cave

Who cares what you do with a shed that size Just owning it would be enough

Luke, there was a car stolen from a town on the coast yesterday, it's the first time in over 50 years anyone can recall such an event & the net is buzzing looking for it Personally I bet he forgot where he parked it

RE: Humans and Microchips

SIM, you're dog's probably been "done" , is that good for you as well

RE: Humans and Microchips

Map, best of luck with the cash method, did you know it's illegal here for shops, or I believe in any circumstance, to sell you something for more than 1k euros in cash No doubt that will be a reducing figure over time

RE: Humans and Microchips

Between a bank card & a phone they pretty much have us all covered

RE: Humans and Microchips

Nope, I'd never even work for a company or organisation that used such things, I wouldn't knowing buy there products either, however I fear most of us have already succumbed to being chipped voluntarily, governments are trying to make there countries cashless in order that we all carry a bank card, containing a chip, with us at all times, no need to implant what we already carry

RE: Predictions or premonitions

I tried that once but put on too much weight, found I can't just watch it

RE: I have a problem

Yes of course we can, the solution is simple

RE: Profile Honesty

I've been told that I've been known to upset people so maybe that should be in my profile but I don't think it's true, I could of upset a load of people on this blog but refrained

RE: Love is just an Illusion

Slightly off subject but you alluded to carrots without expanding the theory, as we all know whenever you're sick there will always be carrots see carrots, doesn't matter that you may not have eaten them for 10 years therefore if one wants to gain love & not weight stay away from carrots

RE: Love is just an Illusion

So what you're saying is it's just a chemical released by the brain I'll pop into the chemists tomorrow & buy some

RE: Under The Red CS Moon

Map,unpaid gambling debts from the last meet if you recall you wanted to make it more But Donald being elected has only cost you a fiver

RE: Under The Red CS Moon

Ish so I'll have to unpack my suitcase

RE: Under The Red CS Moon

Ok auction time, once in lifetime opportunity to own your personal copy of a non blurry Molly photo, I shall be taking bids in £50 increments & it has a high reserve as obviously I'll have to leave the country Strictly cash in unmarked notes in a bag with no tracking device

RE: Under The Red CS Moon

Molly,it was just luck he didn't search the car the police are normally convinced any Brit driving at night is a drug mule, can you imagine if he'd found the bag of unmarked powder from Malaysia

RE: Under The Red CS Moon

The Englishman was saving his breath to blow into the machine the policeman, inevitably driving at 2am. held in front of him , he said, in English having realised how bad the Englishman's Spanish was, "drink?", to which the obvious reply, when talking to an armed policeman is "No thanks, I just had one", at which point he produced his breathaliser

RE: Cheerleaders ate my Pony

Seven jobs indeed you can't fool us you're just trying to hide the fact you're a headline writer for The Sun newspaper

RE: Do you ever play the Getting old card,

I don't think I have but I may have forgotten, I'm getting older you know

RE: internet providers

Map, where I am there's no water, drains, telephone, gas, electricity, even road I'm on a private network that works on microwave tech, e15 a month, ask no questions get told no lies, a wink's as good as a nod to a blind man

RE: internet providers

Only computer geeks could have made computer speed so complicated, naming bits & bites ( one is 8 of the other & no I can't which is which) so when they're abbreviated they're both mb, but whatever as most servers use the Spanish postal service to deliver packets of data having, and paying for, a whopping speed is pretty much a waste of time & money imo, a steady 3mb will cope with most things, problem here is you can't complain till it drops below a tenth of the advertised speed & at that speed you can't stream TV, so JJ if you have over say 10mb you should have ample for TV.

Map I can hit 1000mb here.............for a 1000th of a second but it averages out about 15mb in summer when the Lemmings are here & 40 odd in winter.