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Yuck. Men, please tell me what has put you off a woman instantly and forever, very early on. I want to put a bloke off. Women, if you know of something...	2,458	74	0	Aug 2015	Aug 2015	May 5
The Ex Factor What do you say about your ex when you meet someone, and the conversation gets round to that? Bearing in mind what you say often says more about y...	1,104	32	0	Aug 2015	Aug 2015	Apr 20
DIY queen Fixed the loo-seat today. quiet pride Well, sort of fixed it. Female guests will no longer toboggan sideways when pointing Alice at the chal...	1,065	22	0	Aug 2015	Aug 2015	May 2
Cat? Is South Africa still there? Cat, Bea, Lukeon, Candy, guys??? Okay, I can see Snookums. And Cocheta commented on my blog. But the rest of you guys...	3,116	108	0	Aug 2015	Aug 2015	18 hrs ago
would you, could you, change? So, worked with a guy 20 years ago who looks like Sean Connery, stayed on friendly terms ever since, phone calls, occasional emails, even visits, I li...	1,641	60	0	Aug 2015	Aug 2015	26 mins ago
Matchmakers Anonymous My name is Elegsabiff, and I am a matchmaker. I talk to a woman in Gotham City, she seems nice, I suggest a man in Metropolis. They are both horrified...	3,288	73	0	Aug 2015	Aug 2015	May 2
perspective Sometimes ... it is all in the way you look at things. Like yesterday, I drive home through narrow country lanes and was held up for ages because...	1,369	7	0	Aug 2015	Aug 2015	Apr 28
WHY MEN ARE SELDOM DEPRESSED Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack... You can never be preg...	1,344	38	0	Aug 2015	Aug 2015	Apr 25

Over 50 totty alert I have just found a sport I find interesting. Well, not the game, but look at all those eligible fit healthy sweaty players. Smorgasbord. [youtub...	1,062	7	0	Aug 2015	Aug 2015	May 2
Great expectations Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country ... That's quite an oldfashioned sentiment, these days. Never mind...	1,072	24	0	Aug 2015	Sep 2015	May 4
Crossing the line I know there’s sometimes good reason to check out photos, or IP addresses, and scammers get exposed that way and it’s a GOOD thing. Not quite so m...	1,132	25	0	Aug 2015	Aug 2015	Apr 28
Flight booked and that's me away to Alicante, Spain, at the end of September. Sun, sea, sand, well actually none of that, my sister lives inland. But if there i...	944	18	0	Aug 2015	Aug 2015	May 2
we're all mature until someone gets out the bubble wrap. What else brings out your inner child?...	837	6	0	Aug 2015	Aug 2015	May 2
well THAT's a relief Madonna is 55. Her boyfriend is 22. Tina Turner is 75, her boyfriend is 40. JLO is 42, her boyfriend is 26. Mariah Carey is 44, her husban...	3,117	53	0	Aug 2015	Aug 2015	May 3
Easy fail-safe recipes Just talking to a buddy who says he doesn't cook any more. Now, I'm not a great cook (and say so in my profile because I am So Honest) but even I have...	2,297	43	0	Aug 2015	Aug 2015	May 2
Another whiskery joke To my darling husband, Before you return home from your overseas trip I just wanted to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick-up...	1,510	18	0	Aug 2015	Aug 2015	19 hrs ago
The Tells I’ve noticed an odd thing, when I’m looking at profiles. I instantly like, or dislike, people who remind me of other people I have known. We’ve talked...	1,358	13	0	Aug 2015	Aug 2015	Apr 25
Ban CS! As if ... Birth control? BAN IT! Abortion? BAN IT! Gay marriage? BAN IT! Guns? Look, banning things never works. People will find ways to get them....	2,242	32	0	Aug 2015	Aug 2015	Apr 20
The girl's side of getting ready Getting ready for that first meeting, half-mocking yourself, half-hoping. He looks nice, he makes you laugh, if nothing else it will be fun. Nerve-wr...	2,376	50	0	Aug 2015	Aug 2015	May 4
Workout video. Crank it up. I feel all tingly and energetic. Good workout. Now to find a treadmill ......	1,872	14	0	Aug 2015	Aug 2015	May 3

Monday needs some cheerful signs. Posting these, then over and out. Night all. A sign in a shoe repair store in Vancouver read: We will heel you We will save your sole We will e...	1,973	18	0	Aug 2015	Aug 2015	Apr 30
BORED I used to believe only boring people get bored. Wow, I must be really boring because I have never been so bored in my life. I feel better, stronge...	2,651	58	0	Aug 2015	Aug 2015	2 hrs ago
Sleeponitsleeponitsleeponit You know when you write a response, and then think 'can't send that' but you really, REALLY, want to? Giving advice is the most tempting thing in...	2,076	39	0	Aug 2015	Aug 2015	May 5
clothes that talk for you Maybe talking clothes are the way forward. We all know the 'I'm with Stupid' t-shirts, and the 'my parents went to Mars and all I got was this silly s...	4,144	40	0	Jul 2015	Aug 2015	Apr 24
Just to remind us of what we are supposed to be wearing and doing by now in 2015. And ooh, look, the original Biff, he's come back to the future.	2,805	17	0	Jul 2015	Jul 2015	Apr 25
Ever overheard yourself being described? I was at a family gathering this weekend and looking at books in the lounge when I heard my cousin telling her sister-in-law about one of the guests....	1,699	36	0	Jul 2015	Jul 2015	Apr 29
Road users Hands up are you one of those lovely drivers who sees the fast lane is moving briskly so pulls into it to drop down to sixty mph? Why?...	1,072	23	0	Jul 2015	Jul 2015	Apr 27
Another old joke. In our heads, we're all still in our thirties ... This woman changes dentists, and notices that the fairly unusual name of the new dentist is the...	1,033	19	0	Jul 2015	Jul 2015	22 hrs ago
family gathering Most of the time I am perfectly happy to be living 400 miles from my nearest and dearest but I'm getting really excited about upcoming family gatherin...	818	12	0	Jul 2015	Jul 2015	May 2

Puffy ankles Boring and unglamorous subject, yes, but blast it, a real problem. I sit at a computer most of the day, and in summer, even cold days, my ankles puff...	2,056	40	0	Jul 2015	Jul 2015	May 1
How long is too long? When we get involved with someone we graft them onto ourselves. Ripping that graft away is not only painful, it leaves scars. I hate pain!and I don’t...	1,893	38	0	Jul 2015	Mar 2019	May 2
Does WVM show women visitors? If you're a woman, I mean, and (desperately) seeking men? I've had photo ratings from women, not very good ones, but never noticed a female face o...	2,081	48	0	Jul 2015	Jul 2015	May 5
This is an oldie, but still fun I do expect you all to pass this little quiz, but it makes me grin every time it gets emailed to me: 1) How long did the Hundred Years' War last?...	1,329	26	0	Jul 2015	Jul 2015	Apr 29
Anyone want to go to Japan? I have this awesome, but old, Japanese guide book about living Japanese style and I so want to go, not a package tour, a real poke-around. Who wants t...	2,512	58	0	Jul 2015	Jul 2015	May 2
English is a very odd language There have been blogs lately about how many languages people speak: couldn't comment there, I have some Afrikaans, scraps of German and French and can...	2,587	84	0	Jul 2015	Jul 2015	19 hrs ago
Racing snail for sale I have a snail halfway up the kitchen wall, and would like to offer it to sale to the highest bidder. I have to say right away I have not seen thi...	1,897	33	0	Jul 2015	Jul 2015	Apr 30
out of character actions My ex is mild-mannered, calm, rational, and frugal to the point where when he does open his wallet the Queen winces at the light. In all the years we...	1,249	21	0	Jul 2015	Jul 2015	Apr 20
Green eyes I never knew this before about green eyes. Green is the rarest of eye colours, occurring naturally in only 2% of the world's population. It is...	4,479	32	0	Jul 2015	Jul 2015	May 2

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