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Why hug? That's fairly recent, the whole hugging thing, when I was younger (and mammoths roamed the earth, I know, I know) you offered your hand and the strang...	1,889	85	0	Mar 2019	Apr 2019	May 1
15 years and now this, ungrateful sod I can't believe the change in him since we came to Spain - oh, he's never been what you'd call devoted. There was a lot of open space in this relation...	2,153	84	0	Sep 2017	Sep 2017	May 1
Said yes, and I’m taking the plunge, squeeeee I’ll be honest with you, I never expected to marry again but he kept asking and the more I thought about it, the more I realized this is actually the...	2,349	84	0	Mar 2018	Apr 2018	Apr 29
Double standards with friends No-one is perfect, we ALL have our flaws. I take a long time to reach the point where I consider someone a friend through thick and thin, whatever the...	1,946	84	0	Aug 2016	Aug 2016	22 hrs ago
English is a very odd language There have been blogs lately about how many languages people speak: couldn't comment there, I have some Afrikaans, scraps of German and French and can...	2,586	84	0	Jul 2015	Jul 2015	May 1
Dear Diary Remember when you wrote all your private stuff in a diary, and got mad when people read it? Nowadays we write it all down in a blog and get mad wh...	2,526	83	0	Jan 2016	Jan 2016	May 2
Social behaviour - a wee rant I know I’m going to offend some people with this but here are a few things that make me look as though I’m sucking a lemon, okay? The people doing the...	2,397	83	0	Jul 2016	Jul 2016	15 hrs ago
Friends of friends Ever had that thing when you think someone is funny and intelligent, and then you meet the people they think are funny and intelligent and oops - :u...	1,610	83	0	Nov 2016	Nov 2016	7 hrs ago

Would you, for money? I'm not talking Robert Redford in a tux, offering a million bucks for a night, or Angelina Jolie saying she'd give you the same for a weekend away....	2,217	81	1	May 2017	May 2017	May 3
Two pennies worth We are a live-for-the-moment society, we take what we want, anything goes and everyone is up for grabs or they wouldn't be here on CS, yet for some re...	2,474	81	0	Nov 2015	Nov 2015	11 hrs ago
All the things NOT in your profile You are not your age, nor the size of clothes you wear, You are not a weight, or the color of your hair. You are not your name, or the dimples in yo...	1,820	81	0	Jan 2019	Feb 2019	May 2
Wot's thet? Big 7 Travel has ranked the 50 sexiest accents in the world - I feel I could make some safe money taking bets if you lot weren't able to look up the a...	2,323	79	0	May 2019	May 2019	20 hrs ago
Who loves housework? Yup don't all shout at once. Life is a learning curve. If you have a red stair carpet, don't have a ginger cat. And really don't have a white dog....	2,679	79	0	Sep 2015	Sep 2015	May 2
Why are steakhouse meals so big? I'm eating on company expenses so decided to push the boat out and have a mixed grill and a pud yum No chance. I couldn't even finish my grill, .if...	2,073	79	0	Sep 2016	Sep 2016	May 1
Age and mileage, please I’m looking for a specific kind of vehicle, and suddenly noticed a certain familiarity about my list. See if you can spot it. Not too young - the...	2,663	79	0	Jul 2017	Jul 2017	17 hrs ago
International Kissing Day How did we miss this? Have you kissed someone today? This is a pretty iconic kiss.	2,240	79	0	Jul 2017	Aug 2017	Apr 30
Enough tears, why am I crying?? Not even 3 pm here and I have been in tears on and off all day, I need a plumber to fix this leak in my tearducts. They aren't even sad or s...	2,239	78	2	Dec 2016	Dec 2016	4 hrs ago
Waiting to hear from the dog-sitter Trouble with taking in a rescue dog, especially a neurotic older rescue dog, is that she hates kennels. She thinks she's been dumped again, she goes i...	2,835	77	0	Mar 2016	Mar 2016	May 1
Garden mayhem Photos from my garden - I have no idea where to start. Or how. Clearing the path so Postman Pat can get through would probably be best but...	2,064	76	0	May 2016	May 2016	Apr 29
Music to work to? I like to have music in the background when I'm working but I get bored with the usuals. Anyone looked at the music offered for studying? Whale song,...	1,944	76	0	May 2017	May 2017	May 2
Advice given - lay them right, you can walk over them for 30 years Now, is that true? I think I must have been laying them wrong. Or perhaps I didn’t get the best quality in the first place. I do find after a few year...	1,695	75	0	Apr 2017	Apr 2017	May 1

The friends issue Family, that’s one thing. Even the whacky relatives are part of the furniture, but friends are different, friends are the family you choose. So -...	2,605	75	0	Feb 2016	Feb 2016	May 3
Perfecting CS We seem to have temporarily(?) lost our comments count again. If the Mods said 'okay smartiepants, you think you can do better?' and put you in ch...	2,099	75	0	Jan 2016	Jan 2016	Apr 29
Don't let the old man in. Not today. And if he pushes in anyway, don't let him make himself at home! How old would you be, if you didn't know the day you were born? Some people...	2,471	75	0	Jun 2019	Jul 2019	May 1
An introduction to fracking There's talk of fracking starting down the road, 5 miles from where I live, and I thought what the frack is fracking? Will I like it? So I looked it u...	1,906	74	0	May 2016	May 2016	12 hrs ago
I give up – I will never understand men I don’t understand men, and where in blazes is the handbook? How can we have evolved alongside each other for hundreds of thousands of years and not h...	1,978	74	0	Dec 2015	Jan 2016	23 hrs ago
Yuck. Men, please tell me what has put you off a woman instantly and forever, very early on. I want to put a bloke off. Women, if you know of something...	2,457	74	0	Aug 2015	Aug 2015	May 2
Matchmakers Anonymous My name is Elegsabiff, and I am a matchmaker. I talk to a woman in Gotham City, she seems nice, I suggest a man in Metropolis. They are both horrified...	3,288	73	0	Aug 2015	Aug 2015	May 2
In case no-one told you today You are loved You are needed You are alive for a reason You are stronger than you think You are going to get through this I'm glad...	2,372	73	0	Apr 2016	Apr 2016	May 1
Winter walkies In summer I come home, put down my handbag, change my shoes, pick up the lead, and we’re off. One minute. In winter I come home, put down my hand...	1,799	73	0	Nov 2016	Nov 2016	May 2
Young kids nowadays can identify any number of corporate logos cannot identify leaves from trees in their own garden Of course their future progress will depend m...	1,830	73	1	Jan 2019	Mar 2019	May 2

Don't panic, but it's Scorpio season Tuesday 23rd October ushered in Scorpio season - the sign of death and rebirth, intensity and passionate convictions, and a time when all signs, not...	1,670	73	0	Oct 2018	Oct 2018	Apr 30
Too soon to talk about the future? Forget the fight, find peace and common ground? Brits have a deserved reputation for being whinging poms, and I’m beginning to think we’ll never recover from the division of Brexit. Oh, give us a r...	1,794	72	0	Nov 2016	Nov 2016	Apr 29
On a scale of 1 to 10 how needy are you? Found this video and it made me laugh and sigh at the same time. For those who don't watch links, the guy is demanding compliments - even to the point...	2,786	72	0	Nov 2016	Nov 2016	May 2
"They say such nice things about people at funerals that it makes me sad I'm going to miss mine by just a few days" (Garrison Keillor) Ok, a lot will depend how or when you kick the bucket. Be drunk...	1,939	70	0	Sep 2018	Sep 2018	May 2
That was 2017 - done and dusted. Most hectic year EVER. I started 2017 employed and living in Scotland but knowing that the Scottish offices of my company were closing and we were being made redundant in Ap...	1,674	69	0	Jan 2018	Jan 2018	May 1
Ginger nut Being ginger is a bit like being a vampire. You can't go out in sun. You can't see yourself in a mirror, at least until you have painted on some featu...	2,022	69	0	May 2016	May 2016	13 hrs ago
First impression, please? What do you think this book is about? It isn't published yet, this is the cover reveal, and if I knew what you saw, or failed to see, I would know how...	2,216	68	0	Apr 2016	Apr 2016	Apr 30
This way to airport weigh-in Pago Pago airport has apparently stopped pre-booking seats and started weighing passengers they think are overweight. Way to start your holiday? He...	1,737	67	0	Oct 2016	Oct 2016	Apr 25
Comparing the mangle to a glove filled with porridge Handshakes fascinate me. I think mine is ok, but then I would. Some offer just the fingers, or the vrot (rotting) banana. Some seize a hand as if ring...	1,430	67	0	Sep 2018	Oct 2018	May 3

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