When I was younger, I would often dream of falling. However, it wasn't as terrifying as it sounds. Most of the time, I would sort of start swimming through the air until I was above someone's swimming pool, or a lake or something. Even the times I was forced to land on hard ground, I would land ever so gently on my feet. Analyze that!
My first wife, was wonderful in every way. However, I was not ready to admit that I have a problem with alcohol. I blew it.
My second wife is an attractive, but otherwise unsavory person. I tried everything in my power to keep it together for the sake of our daughter.
Still, I firmly believe that everything that happened, whether I label it good or bad, had to happen so that I could learn a lesson about myself that I could not have learned any other way. I am a better man today. God in His infinite wisdom has put me through the fire, and purified me. He has hand crafted me to be a perfect match for.....
Me live de life of leisure in me house here down de bay Me wife cook anyting me want, me eat six times a day Me woman she cook de chicken, yes, she cook de beans and rice With rum banana pudding, me livin’ de life of paradise
De only consequence is dat me weigh 300 pound And now de clothes dat fit me—Ha! Ha!—nagwah can be found Jah know me hear de riddems, Jah know me want to dance around But every time me take a step me pants fall down
Me gut so big and round She make me pants fall down Me trousers on de ground Because me pants fall down Me belt she loop around And still me pants fall down Yah hear da whooshing sound Jah know me pants fall down
Shriekback, flashback, give de dog a bone Jah crack way in back, John Brown on de phone
Me try de Atkins diet, cause me worry ’bout me size Me lose de bufu inches from me bumbo and me thighs Me wife she make de grapefruit an’ de yogurt, oat and bran She say dat though there less of me, me no de lesser man
Me like “before and after” picture since me shed me pound Jah know me hear de riddems but Irie, she no be found Before me clothes to little and me was too big around And now me got no middle, so me pants fall down
Me lose de hundred pound And still me pants fall down Me face is going to frown Because me pants fall down Me walking like a clown Because me pants fall down Me naughty bits abound Because me pants fall down
Shriekback, flashback, give de dog a bone Jah crack way in back, John Brown on de phone
Shriekback, flashback, give de dog a bone Jah crack, hacky sack, John Brown on de phone
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RE: Weird Dreams
When I was younger, I would often dream of falling. However, it wasn't as terrifying as it sounds. Most of the time, I would sort of start swimming through the air until I was above someone's swimming pool, or a lake or something. Even the times I was forced to land on hard ground, I would land ever so gently on my feet. Analyze that!