Did you hear about the Newfie who got a new microwave? He preheated it before putting his food in.
Young Newfoundlander left home to go to Toronto and found himself in a financial bind so he wrote a letter to his father asking for some money. His father wrote back "I would have put some money in but the envelope was already sealed".
Newfoundlanders have no appreciation for age . . . unless its bottled.
A Newfie got a maintenance job for city hall in Toronto. His first job was to get the height of the flagpole by the front steps to the city hall building. He tried sticking up the measuring tape but when it got so high, it would buckle over. A Torontonian seen him doing this, went up to him and said "here, I'll show you a easier way to do this". The Torontonian got a few people to help and they took the flagpole up from its hole, layed it on the ground, the Torontonian then took the measuring tape, measured and said to the Newfie "12 foot 8 inches". As the Torontonian was walking away, the Newfie shouted "YOU IDIOT. I WANTED THE HEIGHT, NOT THE LENGTH!"
I never understood using filters and editing pictures. When you meet face to face, truth is out and a lot of people don't like deception so its a instant turn off for that reason alone. I'd rather show my ugly face and tell her who I really am so there is no lies or bs, anyone who is willing to accept me for me like I am willing to accept her for her, it will make for a much better union.
Replace airbags with these and you will see people slow down, drive a lot safer and a lot less accidents. An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure
So, I been thinking about it and I got it figured out.
When my lungs get totally tarred over and I end up on oxygen, I am going to get a dual input single output valve. One input will be for the oxygen and the other input, I will fashion up a receiver for joints. Make different sized receivers for different sized joints. All I'll have to do is take it in. Maybe even have a built in lighter for convenience.
If it works out, I'll sell them to others on oxygen and make a million dollars
Reinstalled windows today after picking up a shotty program a few days ago. Could not figure out why i kept losing signal to my monitor until i realized it was set as default to cut the signal after 5 mins of inactivity
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RE: Say Anything part 3
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