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Your dreams..

Ya wantin' da North.. or da South Pole? be specific please, or else the guy might bring the wrong one.

RE: Five Letters, One Sentence Game

Can Alcoholics Take Hard Old Liquor Inside Church?


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PRESBYTERIAN....... you realy good if you get this one!

RE: Welcome to Cyba's bar...........ALL WELCOME.......

Who wants Sanity? We all having such fun !!! The place is a shambles, but its just so enjoyable... theres no doors to lock anymore, no floors to clean, no ceiling for cobwebs... only the toilets.... and its just a matter of time till they have something happen to them..... I just hope the building is not declared derelict or something and Cybahippy comes home to an Eviction Order !

RE: desert island

You surely must agree with me here? KK always makes silly remarks, with or without his laptop...... Got it together? Wot... me with Funoldie? You got to be joking... I'm WAY too old for him!
Last remark.... welllll.... a certain someone here is always mentioning "insurance"... like it solves all worries and cares....?
Dont you know insurance is just a bet between you and the company.... they say you not gonna blow yourself up, and you saying you may blow yourself up.... so if you do blow yourself up, they pay you out.... they just taking the chance that you dont.. and they will have made some money off you.
At least I think thats how it works.... lol

RE: WHY ARE YOU HERE ???

Yeah, stand still long enough in the sun, and the locals will think you the new statue to commemorate the last war or something... and the pigeons will have something to s i t on !!

RE: Hi... Anyone ready to push off to France?

Just being friendly to a new visitor.... I do not have a Gnome Keeper, they keep themselves... and do a very good job of it too. The have parties down in their Cellars where no-one can hear the terrible noise they make.

RE: ? how many people on this site are genuine and the place they come from genuine??

Oy, you gotta TALK here... no cryptic clues to conversation allowed !

RE: Five Letters, One Sentence Game

DISCOVER?


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CATHOLIC

RE: Welcome to Cyba's bar...........ALL WELCOME.......

Amazing how the truth has a way of coming to the fore, without even a conscious thought about it....... the hairdresser said he saw you screwing something on my scooter.... think about that for a moment here..... Can you tell me why you should be "screwing something" on my scooter? Was she so undescribable that she gets referred to as a "Something"? Just a thought... he could have meant he saw you "attaching something" to my scooter? Bad choice of words I guess?... I dont think that hairdresser guy is too overly educated.

RE: desert island

My dear man, you seem to be doing just fine without the laptop... lol

Your dreams..

WOW, thats amazing and wonderful to hear... and encouraging, thanks. But now whats next? |Overland to the North or South Pole? Single handedly doing an ocean? What? A desert?

Your dreams..

You got have a lot of patience with the uninitiated here.... lol... permanent head damage, I like that! Will attempt to use it in casual conversation when I meet up with someone doing that.... !!!! PhD... !

Your dreams..

You got have a lot of patience with the uninitiated here.... lol... permanent head damage, I like that! Will attempt to use it in casual conversation when I meet up with someone doing that.... !!!! PhD... !

RE: Welcome to Cyba's bar...........ALL WELCOME.......

I'm still waiting for an explanation about my scooter??? The guy accross the road, you know that hairdresser guy who always stands outside his door having a smoke when you outside sweeping the pavement? says he saw you screwing on a delivery box to my bike, and wondered if I had donated it to the pub, cause he also says he saw you out there with your paints, and you were painting these huge green letters on the box part....? Was that my scooter? Cause now I got to use my bicycle while the Polizei investigate the whereabouts of my scooter, and I just hope you are innocent here, and that you realy realy bought that scooter, and didnt just fenangle mine!

RE: Five Letters, One Sentence Game

Oh here you go again Freeze! X's!

Every Xylophonist Is Still Training ......... HA! good huh?

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WEBCAM

RE: help

Uh uh, dont try and tell us that was your twin brother or something who was mud-wrestling!.... and with the fans going... now theres mud all over the ceilings and walls too!!!! Freeze had to spend all Sunday washing the liquor bottles! and the mirror behind the bar too!!!and ALL the glasses, even the ice-cubes !!! and we still trying to figure out how mud got into the beer fridges?

And with your Pole dancing... two of the roof rafters are now loose, the brandering is splintered, and a few of the roof tiles are cracked, in fact a few have blown away in those huge winds on Sunday.

Your dreams..

Riziwan, hi to you.... please explain to me, I dont understand this... what is this dream of yours to have "poor head damage" ? You want to get your head damaged?

RE: Welcome to Cyba's bar...........ALL WELCOME.......

Escuse me here, Beachcomber, but can you please tell me what happened to my scooter I parked outside the pub, while I went in to do my duties cleaning the toilets?.....

RE: desert island

I'm beginning to think that "someone" owns or sells insurance policies..... ? Now, please explain, in detail, what good a medical insurance is going to do on an isolated island in the middle of nowhere? Aint going to be cheap anyway... cause the only way to get you to a treatment centre is to airlift you, that means Helicoptor... and that dont come cheap... So, maybe the 12 of you all club in and simply buy your own coptor, one of you gets a flying licence, and hey presto, you ready for it all! If one of you is a Doctor that would help, although I believe a Vet would be more help... they seem to know more and are used to working in rough conditions... well, rougher than the human medical man anyway, who doesnt do his work in a barn or out in the field.

RE: help

In that case... I think I'll go learn how to build an Igloo somewhere up in Alaska.... should be more fun!

RE: Five Letters, One Sentence Game

Make A Late Entry



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GUITAR

RE: Five Letters, One Sentence Game

O Clock.,.

Of Course, Love Only Comes Knocking

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BAVARIA

Your dreams..

Maybe I should have said "a dream"...? I was thinking of something that one wanted to do, and then accomplished.

Personally speaking.... I wanted very much to do a cruise on a cruise ship, not as a passenger, but as crew... to experience the life of crew on a liner. And it happened. Its what I call my "When Preparation meets Opportunity it equalls Success".. It was a once off experience, and very satisfying to accomplish.

RE: Tips for man!!!!!

Delphina... yes you got a point here. I have also experienced these strange silences... its not good for ones morale, leaves one wondering what the heck happened... one moment you think you having a good relationship... and then.. nothing! Personally I so sick of weirdo behaviour sometimes I think I'm on the verge of finding myself a nice comfortable cave somewhere and becoming a hermit.... at least I can stop questioning what it is that I seem to always be doing wrong......

RE: Hi... Anyone ready to push off to France?

Yes... come fetch me! Rescue me from my cow-town and gnomes!
Just joking!
Welcome Paddy. Nice to see some new talent here on the Forum... I do hope you will join in the conversations, especially visiting Cyba's Pub.... lots of strange goings on there at the moment! The owner Cybahippy is away, and has left the running of the establishment to his mate Beachcomber, and a bit of havoc seems to be reigning at the moment.... maybe you could help keep an eye on things a bit so it doesnt deteriorate too much! We need some sensible people here.
Dont pay any attention to the way the various members refer to me as a witch... they just dont understand me. And despite being accused of continually imbibing JetFuel, I do not drink... that much anyway.. just a nice Scotch on the rocks with Soda, thank you.

RE: Different Cultures

Yeah for sure! Thats what work is for aint it? The next holiday!!!
Before that loooooong holiday that begins at 65!
And they done so well at convincing the world that they have the best chocolate too!

RE: ? how many people on this site are genuine and the place they come from genuine??

Of course! Stupid me not to think of that.. Pointy Hat!
Now I go have a glass of JF!

RE: Welcome to Cyba's bar...........ALL WELCOME.......

Sorry, I couldnt make it last night... and missed the mud wrestling! Who won? Wedy or KK? (thought his name was Funoldie? whats the KK for?)

Your dreams..

Have you accomplished your dream?

RE: WHY DO WOMEN CHOOSE ONE DAY THE BEST OF THEIR LIFE?

Oh I feel that by choosing one day the best of my life is just as good as choosing any other day... especially if something realy nice happens on that day. How does everyone else feel about this? Is it only women who do this? Dont men also choose one day the best of their life? Everyone should at least do it once in their lives. For sure.