Size counts....the little whinging weener!....women are brutal, aren't they??....Whangers rule, Weenies are out....the LAW of the JUNGLE....as taught by Darwin....
Awesome is the absolute paradigm of discretion...if she was away perving in the Baja with that slime-ball from Vegas, she's certainly not going to tell us....
Not really....classic american dating is where her dad points his double barrel out the window and blows away the boyfriend, mistaking him for a pesky insurance salesman....
Maybe Awesome has been totally over-MAN....icured....if you get my drift....Too much of a good thing, I fear....What do you think she'll do now.....go get a girliecure??....
Well, this is a very valid question, but one that only women can respond to....ladies please!....step up to the plate...then men can answer questions pertaining to breast size,, legs and all the other anatomical features that bedevil dating.....
But I thought you were fresh out of candles..and all in the dark.???...now I'm completely lost.....just trying to be helpful....you'll have to explain it all at our next olive-massage treatment appointment, ok?.....
Pee-Seg, this is an intersting variation on the theme....may I suggest that apart from abstaining to wash, Milady walks over the lucky man's back with 5 olives captured between her toes....this way, said male receives exquisite olive-induced massage, but the olives themselves are softened and kneaded in preparation to eating....I believe that this therapy can cure a host of back problems, dietary ailments such as lack of Vitamin A, and general horniness...
Yes...I'm am serious...I wouldn't mind trying abslotely anything once....I mean, if I can eat olives that have been squeezed between Cherscics toes, then I can anything!!!....
Yeah yeah...famous last words....just don't write them in stone, ok??...could work out expensive to have them changed one day...you just never know...hope springs eternal...as they say..
May I ask you a question respectfully?...if the dad is such a loser, why didn't you recognise this before you married him and had kids...???...Surely if you had experienced that as a kid, you should have been hyper-aware of the issue and really been careful..??....I'm really interested...
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RE: 'Old Ladies' are pretty smart
Ciao Chikka mia...El ir a ganar mi paga...hasta la vista...baby..just be careful with that cucumber while I'm away, ok??....