Hey Dobe...I was just sitting here...reading all the comments. It hit me..."hmmm, if he (Joe) was/is that quick to react so negative to you asking an innocent question, then it is better it happened now instead of later!"
I really can't see where anyone would feel comfortable being around someone that you feel you would have to "walk on egg-shells" with.
That in it's self would be nerve-wrecking...I don't think you would enjoy that kind of relationship.
Best to you in your continued endeavor to find what you really want. You certainly have the looks to get most anyone you want.
The amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the individual woodchuck. According to a Wall Street Journal article, New York State wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. Thomas reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equal to 700 pounds. Some say it depends on three factors:
* The woodchuck's desire to chuck said wood.
* The woodchuck's need to chuck the aforementioned wood.
* The woodchuck's ability to chuck the wood when it is a woodchuck.
An engineer has what I think is the near perfect solution for airport security!
Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports. Have a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on you.*
It would be a win-win for everyone, and there would be none of this crap about racial profiling and this method would eliminate a long and expensive trial. Justice would be quick and swift..*
Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the Governor's Mansion...
...in Springfield, Illinois; One from Chicago, another from Tennessee, & a third from Kentucky. They all go with to examine the fence. The Tennessee contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well", he says, "I figure the job will run about $900: $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me."
The Kentucky contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, 'I can do this job for $700: $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me.'
The Chicago contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to and whispers, '$2,700.'
The Governor is incredulous and whispers back, 'You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?'
The Chicago contractor whispers back, '$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we hire that guy from Kentucky to fix the fence.'
'Done!' replies . And that my friends, is how it all works in Illinois politics!!!
Well a few things come to mind, and this 1st one is the lightest on my list for him:
Garbage Collector
No need to describe this one. Although wages vary significantly based upon experience and responsibilities, the BLS lists median hourly earnings at just $13.93. Garbage collectors also rank as the sixth deadliest job in America, with a fatality rate of 41.8 per 100,000 jobs.
This is/was so funny while reading...I had to pause a couple of times to regain my composure.
I had to look also to see if this was in the right category (Jokes and Humor)! I see that you put it in the wrong place, mistakes can happen...just look at Obama...now there is a fine example of a mistake (JMO)!
I would have to say..."NO, hell no" to your question.
Should Alabama leave the "Drivers License" test and manual in the 12 different languages that it presently has?
Or should it be written only in English, because that is our language?
I feel like in order to get an Alabama Drivers License, you should learn the English language (if you don't already know it).
This would be a safety issue!
i.e. Your not able to read safety signs, warning signs, alert signs, direction signs, or emergency signs!
I don't see where it would be feasible to post all the above signs in 12 different languages at the same location.
Imagine, approaching an intersection with 12 "STOP" signs on the poll!! It just don't make sense.
If we're in another country, and require a license to drive, you think they would change or add English signs all over their country for us? I don't think so...we would have to learn their language...at least enough to obtain what we need. So, with that said...why shouldn't they, (foreigners) be required to do the same thing?
What is the most popular TV show, the most broadcast show, the most hated TV show all in one?
ANSWER:
"PAID PROGRAMING"
I see more of these infomercials than anything else on TV! These senseless programs are ruining TV as I/we know it...knocking out the entertainment! And it is night after night, after night!
I would feel bad for the unfortunate ones that only have an antenna to receive the TV signals.
Sometimes, I have detected the same infomercial on at least 5 stations, AT THE SAME TIME!
OK...rant is over, "returning you back to your regularly scheduled programs."
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Thanks...but I may have to feel my way around!!