What about the ladies that are not married or are not wives? Would that not be discriminatory towards the single or divorced or widowed ladies? Why not a day for them as well?
Why not a "Human Day", a "Person Day", or a "People Day"? That should cover about everybody!
Ooops...then the animals, now will feel discriminated against.
WOW...well, just be careful...and you may have to resort to a restraining order...but...at least let someone (family/friends) know of the actions...just in-case something should go wrong. JMO
You'll have to excuse the "protective mode" kicking in!
Anyway...Not ALL weirdo's want you...just look at me...I'm a weirdo, and I have only admired you from afar...but with the distance...I know it does no good to "want you"!
So, see...even though I'm a weirdo...I can't afford to want you, but I can still admire you for your rants, comments, and beliefs.
I remain your friend as usual.
FOOT NOTE: Now if I lived closer, it might be different!
Lawyer: I have some good news and some bad news. Client: Well, give me the bad news first.
Lawyer: The bad news is that the DNA tests showed that it was your blood they found all over the crime scene Client: Oh no! I'm ruined! What's the good news?
Lawyer: The good news is your cholesterol is down to 130!
Back in the early 80's, I had started an independent run business in Colorado Springs,Co.
I was up for most anything back then, so I named my new business "Rent-A-Man"!
I did a lot of different jobs, from A-Z...I never knew there would be so many different requests from the female persuasion.
One of the most memorable request was to dance/strip at a Bachelorette party! (pause........pausing....Oh, sorry...just going down memory lane for a moment)!
That was some kind of wild town...military/transit/tourist town!
Hey Tom...it looked to me (the southern something according to Dude) like Obama was quick to say he would be responsible, and take credit...in-case it worked.
But when it didn't...would he be ducking the media and his proclaimed statement of being responsible?
Just like him, according to his past!
And to think I tried my best to talk people out of putting him in a position he was not able to perform.
Come to think about it, someone would have to ask Mrs Husein if he would have a "performance problem"!
When I get down and out, I come to this thread, and read this ridiculously funny thread that dude created, and I get to laughing so hard again!
This thread is the funniest one I've ever read.
It is so funny, and makes me realize that humor does still exists, so much so...I have bookmarked it for future quick access for laughs...and when I am feeling blue...I just come here and get to laughing so hard at dude, it is so unreal.
Thank you dude in being so funny with your opinions...have you thought about being a stand-up comedian? You should think about it.
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RE: Advice Please: Am US army commander....
If he is a US army commander...he would have to be somewhat educated to reach that rank, and you can tell that he does not know proper English.His writing content is similar to so many other scammers on here.
In the 30 years that I have been on the Net, and the tons of scam mail that I have read...I would bet the farm on this being a scam.
JMO
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