If There Was A Crumb...

Solution to half a hole...use only the right half of the post hole-digger, leaving one side straight, to dig later...to complete the whole hole!

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If There Was A Crumb...

But wouldn't it matter, from hence it came?

The point of orgin, was the table.

Would "size matter" as to the original crumb, that if it were cut in half...then therefore, its smaller size, would be qualifying more so to being classified as a crumb, hence 2 crumbs independent of the other.


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If There Was A Crumb...

If there was a crumb on the table and you cut it in half, would you have two crumbs or two halves of a crumb?

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RE: I can't believe anyone still likes Obama

What do you mean "still"?

I never believed his bull-chit to start with, and still don't!

Him in office, I can't be blamed for that one!

Did he get my vote? NOPE!


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Is obama Listening To The American People?

Way to go!!! thumbs up thumbs up thumbs up

Allstate Auto Ins...

Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commercials that says
"Not available in all states"?


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Is obama Listening To The American People?

You don't get out much, do you?

That being a "pretty boy"?

That is sooooo funny...with the big ears and all...(still laughing)sorry!

Thanks for it humor! bouquet

He made promises to get in office, and did nothing...now with new promises to get the bill passed...just more chit!

JMO

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How do you persuade people?

How do you, or what do you do to persuade someone for something that you want?

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RE: I need help finding something

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RE: I need help finding something

sorry...we got the same idea/link at the same time...hahaha

I think that will be what he's looking for.

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RE: I need help finding something

try this link...it's a letter...

RE: I need help finding something

try pocoloco44, that is a male...that may be the one your looking for.

RE: Definite signs of an "Alcoholic"...

SIGNS YOU MAY BE DRINKING TOO MUCH

1. You lose arguments with inanimate objects.

2. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.

3. Job interfering with your drinking.

4. Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.

5. Career won't progress beyond Senator from Massachusetts.

6. The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.

7. Sincerely believe alcohol to be the elusive 5th food group.

8. 24 hours in a day. 24 beers in a case - coincidence?

9. Two hands and just one mouth... - now THAT'S a drinking problem!

10. You can focus better with one eye closed.

11. The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar.

12. Your twin sons are named Barley and Hops.

13. Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner!

14. Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you.

15. At AA meetings you begin: "Hi, my name is... uh..."

16. Your idea of cutting back is less salt.

17. The whole bar says 'Hi' when you walk in.

18. You think the Four Basic Food Groups are Caffeine, Nicotine, Alcohol, and Women.

19. Every night you're beginning to find your roommate's cat more and more attractive.

20. Roseanne looks good.

21. Don't recognize wife unless seen through bottom of glass.

22. That stupid pink elephant followed me home again.

23. Senator's Kennedy and Packwood shake their heads when they walk past you.

24."I'm as jober as a sudge."

25. The shrubbery's drunk from too frequent watering.

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RE: Do check out a profile more then once?

Being that you started this thread...I just had to look again!

You ARE a fine looking lady, and your mailbox should be overflowing with positive contacts.

JMO
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RE: Obama Cancels National Day of Prayer

Hi Somechick...hope your doing OK today!

My comment would be that they removed prayer from the schools, and our country has gone down hill ever since. devil

Also...the white house is most likely now...the home of the

devil devil

satan devil

and/or lucifer ! devil


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RE: Well Obama just signed the job bill. I wonder now what kind of fall back will happen from this?

I agree with ya on that one!

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RE: Music room!

maybe this is what your trying to get:



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RE: WHAT WILL YOU SAY WHEN YOU MEET GOD ??

I will say:

"God...there is a dude down on earth that thinks he is you...what a dumb idiot!
His name is Obama, but you already know that...what happened to the mold when he was made?
Did you get it fixed by now?
I hope so, cause that one should have been sent to "reject"...but I guess some slip through!

So...what's for dinner?"


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RE: coat closet

Could be any number of names...i.e.

Bob
Jill
Mary
Jane
Tim
John
Suzzy

etc, etc


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RE: Common Sense

"eaten"

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RE: Common Sense

Sorry...that was to be "cents", not "sense"...sorry bout that!

Guess I was at the wrong mourning!

But still sorry for your lose just the same...now I got to find the other one...tootle-loo !!


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RE: Common Sense

I mourn with you about "Common Sense" and it's passing...but what about "my two sense"...how did he/her take the lose?

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RE: Nomination

Did you mean to say Nobel "Prize" instead of Nobel "Price"?
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Physician or Veterinarian?

Question:

If a (your) cougar were to get sick, or come down with an illness, which would you take -her- to?

Physician or Veterinarian






**DISCLAIMER NOTE**
Illness to exclude the monthly psychotic behavior babel-dable that may or may not still be associated with said Cougar!!
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**NOTE2*
At least I didn't make it a pole poll question!

RE: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Well, your in luck: professor

The amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the individual woodchuck. According to a Wall Street Journal article, New York State wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. Thomas reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equal to 700 pounds.
Some say it depends on three factors:

* The woodchuck's desire to chuck said wood.

* The woodchuck's need to chuck the aforementioned wood.

* The woodchuck's ability to chuck the wood when it is a woodchuck


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RE: Describe yourself...

The Best One!
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RE: Disaster

Here's an idea:

"Maybe you two should have phoned or text each other from across the table"!


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RE: need to know

"Home, James"!!!

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RE: IM

Am I the only one that is not having a problem with the IM?

Mine seems to work fine on mine!



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RE: Baffled

It has (to me anyway) come to my conclusion with women is:

"Damned If You Do, And Damned If You Don't"!

Either way...your still right back where you were in the beginning!

(except maybe a little wiser)

JMO-If I still have one!


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